[0:00]Pretty fire. Pretty fire. Pretty fire. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Mr. Mayonnaise, you're crazy for that. I'm not going to lie to you. That's [ __ ] crazy. That is insane. That is [ __ ] crazy. That is insane. Let's ride. Uh
[0:36]oh. The ambiguous peanut. I don't know. I don't know a word. I don't know what I don't know what that word means. Black ride. All right. We need to kill a little fire bar with the with one of our fire thingies. Follow me. Follow me. What is this boo boo ass looking game? This is Arc Arrivals. It's fantastic. And I'm traveling through the raci right now on the way to the exploding testicle. It's like the same thing the hobbits did for Mordor, but like even more crazy. Oh, I don't think he saw us. I don't think he saw us. Charge. He's getting away. He's getting away. Oh.
[2:01]Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. You're a loser. Imagine fighting me oneonone for real. You got [ __ ] on. Uh oh. I thought I bought a syringe. Honestly, I was going to let that happen. I was going to let that happen, but Oh. Oh, Mr. City, I got you a friend. Look at that. Now you guys can be friends. Hooray. Hooray. Look at you two get along like crazy. Look at you two girls. Now play nice now. This guy's a meanie. Let me see if he's got a switch for you, command. [Music] Oh sh Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Lock in. The enemy is on our doorstep. Witness me. Witness me. Witness me. Wish me. Wish [Music] me. What an idiot. I think he's got a little boyfriend. Watch out. Oh, B are crabs. Oh, Chasey. Oh, Chasey. Oh, Chasey. Oh, shy. Oh, Chasey. Oh, shy. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh. Oh shy. Oh shy.
[4:52]Bro, what you using? Got your little boyfriend. Show yourself, [ __ ] Show yourself. Tell me where your boyfriend is or I'll kill you right now. Tell me where he is or I'll kill you right now. Tell me where he is. Tell me where your boyfriend is. Stairs, man. Sleep. What kind of handgun is that? What kind of handgun is that? It's a the venator. The venator. God damn it. Where Where's your boyfriend at? Where is he? Wait, wait. He didn't have a boyfriend. He's single. Now, let's see what riches he has. Let's see what riches he possesses. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Oh, very nice. Very nice. Oh, very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Who's that? Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. And there's some bogeies up on that hill over there. I saw some red smoke. Stay frosty. Hopefully Mr. Crows doesn't get pissed at us again. We take a little gander. We take a little gator. Oh, very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. Let me see what that first guy had that was super super mad that he died. in a game where everything's going away in two days. Okay. Nothing. He was poor. Yeah, I kind of saw that one coming. Let's ride. We're going back to Spain. We're going back to Spain. We're going back to Spain, gentlemen. We're going back to Spain. This is security. Got your call. Everything looks good. So, I'm sending the elevator. Stand by. Stay frosty. I think there's many men that direction and mini men that direction as well. Keep your peepers open. Keep your peepers open. Wind beta test will end. It was supposed to end in 56 minutes, but I think they extended it by 24 more hours. I but I don't know honestly. You're I'm Jason Peanut. I don't know a lot of things. I don't know. But that's what I think. That's what I think. We're going back to Spain. Where's that [ __ ] alarm? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I told you. I'm telling you guys, I've said it before. I'll say it again. That alarm is no sound effect artist making. That is literally someone in their mic going 100%. 1,000%. Thank you. Thank you. Hold up. I got my streaming mouse and my computer mouse mixed up there. I was wondering why nothing was moving. All right, we've got to kill Mr. explody testicle with Oh my god, I didn't even bring it. Oh my god. Okay, listen. We've got to kill Mr. Explody Testicle regular style. Get Mr. Explody Testicles item and then kill another exploding testicle with the first exploding testicles item. Go do all your intros. That would be me. I do my intros. But honestly guys, nowadays dude, I got like Dude, I'm telling you, I don't know what happened. I told you boys I dude it used to it used to be I would just hop on game with you boys for a little bit and then I'd go eat a [ __ ] Big Mac and then I'd pass out and then I'd have tons of time the next day and I've got this that and the other dumb [ __ ] I got to do every day for some stupid reason. So now I'm actually thinking about having somebody help me with that cuz those take hundreds of hours. Those take hundreds of hours, dude. Holy [ __ ] But it's mostly because I not it's not my profession. I didn't go to school for that. Wait, where's an exploding testicle? Is that a guy? Oh, there's a robot. All right, they're super fat. All right, let me see if there's one in here. Let me see if there's one in here. You have a team that helps you? No, no, no, no. I do everything. I do everything on my own. Actually, my my I my my brother does sometimes help with the long form YouTube videos, but everything else I just do. Uh oh, Mr. Krabs, come here, Mr. Krabs. Yeah, take that, Mr. Krabs. I actually need 10 of these for an upgrade to these little tick pods. Not bad. Come with plastic pots. He went to art school, but they expelled him eating all the crayons. All right, buddy. They looked delicious. Hey, this is already looted. What? What the hell? How did somebody already get there? As fast as lightning. If he looted this piece of [ __ ] place, he's probably looting these pieces of [ __ ] places. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me. [Music] Dude, you were right. You made it up to raid. Oh. Oh, okay. I forgot that it does that in this game. I forgot. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yep. You're right. Sheesh. That was obviously a test. Oh my goodness. You really think I didn't know that? Come on. That was a test. And you passed. You passed the test, good sir. You passed the test, you devious dog. I didn't think you'd get that one. I didn't think you'd see that. I didn't think you'd see that. Very astute. Very astute. Very observing of you. Very observing. I'm going to give you three magnetic stars and say I did it. It says that if you go back in time. Uh yeah, that's right. Yeah, my Yeah, brother. That's right. He's good. He's He's a good man. He's a good man. All right, let me see where these guys are. I just heard some shots over by this. Who wants it? Honestly, they're probably Honestly, if we're spawning in this late, we might as well just go to the extract and kill them. They're probably That's probably where they're headed. Follow me. Follow me. Uh don't Allan Oh, wait a minute. What's all that rock is about? Actually, I don't know if that necessarily means that there's somebody over there. I think those happen at random as well. I know it's when the Penar scanner detects your Penar and then I think they also happen at random. So, we're going to go ahead and leave that. We're going to go ahead and leave that. So, looks like Yeah, we're doing a little solo. Mr. Bashion, I haven't done solo in a while, so I thought you do a little solo. [Applause] How good is this playing solo? Honestly, not bad. Not bad. You can run into full three stacks, but it priorit it prioritizes it only being one die, and then you can just beat the living [ __ ] out of them. See the life drain from his eyes. You'll never see your family again. But it's it's pretty cool. But you can race you can it can go against three men. You can't go against three. It It's It's unlikely, but you can Oh, what the hell? Did you see the guy [Music] going? There's a guy up here. In there. He's in there, boys. Quickly, follow me. Let's get this [ __ ] I think this might lead over there. Okay, there we go. There we go. There we go. Oh, there's one of those exploding testicles. Oh, what the hell? Oh, what the hell? There's an exploding testicle behind me. You want some? Yeah. Yeah. That guy just busted a little. Oh yeah, there's one of those things. There's one of those things. Perfect. Perfect. We have the We have the exploding thing. We have the exploding thing. We need to kill one of the exploding testicles with this fire bomb. We have a second one just in case. There we go. There we go. Now we're cooking, boys. Now we're cooking. No thanks. No thank you. No thank you. I wouldn't even fit into the society. Still having my dog suit made. Yeah. What? Oh, safety. Oh, safety. Oh, there's a dead guy. Oh, clearly. Well, I can't kill that guy. I need to kill him with the thing. Oh [ __ ] Oh, shy. Oh sh Oh, J. Oh shy. Oh sh What the Wait, wait. Harvesting mushrooms. I thought that was a body. Oh, there it is. Oh, that's a damaged one. That's a damaged one. We got to get a new one. We got a new one. Follow me. Follow me. We need another exploding testicle. Honestly, you know what? Let's just kill that one and then we'll we'll throw it to the next one that we find. What is that noise? Something massive up there. Is that Mr. Krabs? Gotcha. 100%. Is Kermit Did Kermit just threaten to assault me and then lose his train of thought? An arc orbiter is on route. The safe window is closing. You have 10 minutes to return to Spiranza. I repeat. Oh, another dead guy. Another clue. Reload.
[17:46]Some rubber parts. Oh, not bad. Not bad. Oh, I needed one of these. Is any one of these? Not bad. Not bad. Not bad at all. Are we going to go find that guy in another exploding testicle, gentlemen? Follow me. Yes. Something like that. Yeah. I've never seen that before. I didn't I never I didn't think Kirby could do that. I didn't think he had the capacity for that. Oh, shy. Oh, shy. Oh, shy. Evade the robot, gentlemen. They're hoarding for me. Oh, Mr. Krabs, don't please God. Haha, Mr. Krabs, your first dollar is mine. Oh, well. Okay, I'm going to die now. All righty. Okay. All righty now. Oh, I Oh, hooray. Oh, hooray. Lucky, gentlemen. What the hell, Mr. Krabs? Dad. Go ahead. The elevator. [Music] Yeah. Oh, shy. Oh, shy. Oh, shy. Gotcha. He's trying to get away, boy. He's trying to get to the No. That bastard. I swear to God, these robots are so annoying. In the in the worst moment possible. The worst moment possible. Oh, fantastic. Oh, thank you, good sir. Stupid robot, [ __ ] Is that Oh, god. Mr. Krabs is back for his first dollar. Let's ride. Let me see here. What do I got? I got one defibrillator, six vantages, two shield recharges. Oh, yeah. Oh, you should be good. You should be good. And Mr. Krabs is none the wiser as well. Just know we slipped out under the guise of the darkness. Then we got to py on this guy. I think there's two teens fighting right down this hill. Let's wait till they're all almost dead and then be massive pieces of [ __ ] and come in a third party. That's the plan.
[20:44][Music] Mr. Silly. Oh, shy. Shy. Oh, give me keep your papers open. Mr. Silly's out here somewhere. Mr. Silly. He's too silly. He's too silly. Dude, this is silly. Elusive once again. Yeah, that daddy. He died to a robot. Oh, okay. All right. Very cool. Not quite sure how that car has power. It looks like the Earth was abandoned like six billion years ago. Oh my
[21:46]god. I play tree. Let's leave. I don't think Mr. Silly's here. I'm pretty sure he died in some random bush. And he was probably homeless as well cuz he died to like level one robots. Let me see what what what are extracts at? We don't have any extracts. Oh my god. Oh, it's all the way across the map. Perfect. Fantastic. That's great news. What a treat. What a treat. That's fantastic. That's great news. All right, gentlemen. Our extract is literally clear across the entire map. 5 minutes left. Go find your way home. I repeat, 5 minutes. Sniper scouts. That's right. Yeah, that's I was trying to do that. Mr. Mr. Nicholas Hash slip. That's That's the joke I was trying to play. The pot of greed. I don't think I really did it that well. Glad you got it there. Glad you got it there. That was That was a pot of greed. That was a pot of greed. Now, let's ride watching while Peanut while getting destroyed in arena. You want to talk or arena breakout infinite? Honestly, guys, I don't even know, dude. Honestly, I've seen a lot of the the tag offers play arena infinite and depth of force. I don't really know. Like it's Divorce. Honestly, guys, Divorce is like not that bad of a game to be honest. Like there's nothing really you could point to that's like that's a bad game. I mean, it's a little slower. It's a little slower. Not as much action, but like it's honestly a pretty good game. There's a lot of quality of life, but Aaron Infinite. I don't know if I really Hey, I can see how other people could definitely like it, but I really like it. I really like it. Not really my not really my cup of tea. Not really my cup of tea. You watch in the YouTube videos, too. Yes, Bill. Yes. Yes. Yes. Honestly, I bet you we catch a scallywag doing what we're doing right now. I bet you there's a scallwag on the way to extract as we speak. As we speak. The Chinese malware. Which one? Which one's Chinese malware? Wait, which one? Which one's Chinese malware? What? What is Which one's Chinese malware? This game is going to be huge. Yeah, I know. This game is going to be massive. Telling you right now, this game is going to be the massive massive. I mean, it's too dissimilar from Tarov to probably to probably do anything to that to that to that game cuz it's just like not the same thing. It's an extraction shooter, but it's so different. Very very less. It's it's it's it's ball crushing. It's testicle gripping, but the hardcore of Tarov, it's not the same. Uh, Delta ABI, are you? They're both Chinese malware. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I like I hear that all the time. Like apparently my browser that I use, Opera GX, is Chinese malware as well, but I don't know. Like I don't really I I feel like I should care more about that. I feel like I should care way more about that and I simply like cannot. I try to, but I can't. Like the like the only thing I do on my computer are like two things like I like the only thing like oh god China figured out that I played talk and I like door dashing McDonald's. You know what I'm talking about. It's it's it it it it doesn't I definitely should be concerned for sure. For sure. It's just not there for me. It's just not there for me. Oh, this guy likes burgers. Not really. Not really that bad. Why do you use Opera? Cuz it's [ __ ] sweet and it's called the Gamer Browser. That's a Okay, there's a nuclear bomb and Oh god, we have two minutes. Oh god. Enough [ __ ] around, gentlemen. Last warning. 2 minutes left. Head back. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Run. Oh, shy. Oh, shy. Oh shy. Oh, shy. Oh, shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. JT Oh my god. We're not going to make that. There's no way. Oh my god. No. No way I'm making that. Oh, there's a ladder. Go, go, go. Oh, shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh shy. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh, this is I'm not going to lie to him. This is not looking good. This is not looking super grand. This is not looking very grandorous, as they say. Not looking very grandorous. One could conclude. One could conclude. I swear to God, if there's some guy jacking his meat at this extract, I'm going to [ __ ] lose it. Oh god. Why am I so [ __ ] fat? Oh, shy. Security checking. Okay. Stand by for elevator. 20 seconds. That's okay. That's
[27:06]Oh my god. Oh my god. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Stand by. Open the door. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh [ __ ] The elevator is ready. Hooray. Exhale raid gentlemen. Exhale it raid.
