[0:00]I can't have kids. Congratulations. Well, that's Well, it'll free you up for more time for like golfing and demon. Mhm. Golfin and demon. Well, h well I don't know what to do then. Sell those Bobcats never. [screaming] [music] But if you just picked your least favorite ones. >> Watch your tongue, demon. >> I can't wait to have sex with your father later. Oh my god. I'm going to caress him and I'm going to treat him right and I'm going to give him something he loves >> and I'm going to rub his leg just like you did as a kid. I'm going to do everything you ever wanted. I got you. >> I love you. >> Kill that one first. >> And I will love you like your father. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, I could use that Bobcat back if you don't mind. >> Yeah, I'll get it back to you. >> Thank you, Richard. Thank you, Ver. >> Oh, I JUST KILLED THE BURNT PEANUT, BRO. Is that what he said? [laughter] What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. >> [music] >> Yeah. Hajj. Hajj. Hajj. Hajj. Hajj. Hud. Where did Hutch go? Let's go. Let's go. Ah. [snorts] Ah. [sighs] Another day. A beautiful day, gentlemen. A beautiful day. The sun was bright. Not a cloud in the sky. Now nighttime befalls us. I can see every star in the universe. A beautiful day, gentlemen. All right, announcements for today. Actually, let me take a quick sip of the sili. Actually, let me pop it open. Got a fresh new one here. Got a fresh new one just for today. Hope you boys don't mind. Feel free to join me as well. Oh, you hear that, boys? The gates of heaven have opened right before us. Oh my goodness. >> Oh my goodness. Jesus Christ. Makes you want to start hitting domestically. >> So tell me about your day today. How was it? You stayed away from tacos today. I hope >> I did. I I actually have been having that local taco joint for the past two days straight. Not today, not today. And I have BEEN PISSING OUT MY ASS ALL DAY. For the last two days. >> So like, okay, I got now I got so many questions. So you ate it. You were pissing out your ass and you thought the very next day after fighting Satan himself, I want to I want to ride this train one more time. >> Yes. Yes, I did. And I don't want to underplay how much diarrhea I truly diarrheaed. Let me tell you, last night after the stream, I had to sit on the toilet at [ __ ] 4 in the morning for half an hour. [laughter] >> Those are the worst. When they wake you up, you know it's serious. >> It's serious. I don't know if they're putting monkey arms or horse leg in those tacos, but they are absolutely divine. They just don't agree with >> my systems, >> my peanut systems. I'm telling you, I think that I think I think that there is skill-based matchmaking and they're lying to us. There's no way you and I are having more success than when we have Cloy the most jobless, bitchless, friendless person on our team. You're talking about >> That doesn't make no sense. >> I think trios is just another animal. >> Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Oh, another beast indeed. Mhm. >> Yeah, trio's just hell. >> Should I sell these wolf packs? I don't really have a lot of room in my stash and I've already got like 10 of them. Would you sell them? >> No, I'd keep them. >> I got no room. [groaning] Well, well, I don't know what to do then. SELL THOSE BOBCATS. NEVER. [screaming] >> YOU SPEAK HERESY. >> HEAR ME OUT. Can I speak? >> Okay. Are you The floor is yours? The floor is yours. Go ahead. >> I know we go over this a lot. >> Okay. >> And the answer is pretty consistent. >> Mhm. >> But if you just picked your least favorite ones. >> Watch your tongue, demon. The next words out of your mouth better be carefully spoken. >> And we sold the bad ones like the THE THE THE ONE. >> HOLD [screaming] YOUR TONGUE, WITCH. >> Let me count my bobcats. I will see. Let me count. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20. I have 80 bobcats, [laughter] >> dude. How about we do this? How about >> How about we name today? >> Okay. >> The day of the Bobcat and you start using them. >> Okay. All right. I can do that. But I would still have to sell those wolf packs. >> No, no, no, no. Sell like all the whole crackers. Those are useless. The worst gun in the game. >> Okay. Okay. Got it. Selling the whole crackers. Got it. On it. What? What? Next. What next? B Get rid of some torrentes. Have you got those? Those are dog [ __ ] You never used them. >> What about when we take the matriarch? >> I'll sell them. I'll sell them all. Oh, well, I sold them all. >> Maybe too [laughter] renegades. BRO, YOU HAVE LIKE A you have A PAGE HALF OF RENEGADES. [laughter] >> JUST IN CASE. JUST IN CASE. >> HOW ABOUT THIS? NO. NO. This is what we do. This is what we do. I got it. I got It's going to take a second, but it's worth. >> You're going to control click on all the Renegades and Vinnies that are red. You're going to scrap them, and then you're going to repair all the other ones that you have in your inventory. And then >> All right, >> that's it. >> Okay. That's why they pay you the big bucks. Always got the You always You always thinking, always pondering. You never stop thinking. M >> I I've never heard someone say that about me, but I appreciate that. Thank you so much. >> Usually human psychology says that while you're eating, you're also thinking. That's why I said that. >> I'm hungry. I'm going to grab >> I bet you are, you fat [ __ ] Use a bobcat. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I OKAY, I'LL USE IT. IF I LOSE THREE BOBCATS IN A ROW, I'M PUTTING THEM back per the rules. Mhm. Mhm. Let me get a little bit of ammo. I could do I could do. Here we go. Ben's drowning in goop. Fish. [laughter] Yeah, I like to keep it on deck, son. I like to keep my pockets fat. All right, buddy. What you may have in liquidity I have in bobcat assets. I'm going to give one of these Bobcats to my grandchildren after it's appreciated asset. Say, buy yourself a house. Buy yourself a space car that you can drift around Saturn's rings with while you have depreciating space dollars that the space government is making go down in value. That's why I invest in space of Bitcoin. [gasps] Why do I have this thing on? [clears throat] What the hell is that? Oh, >> like I have a [ __ ] penis hanging from my belly. >> Lucky. >> Yeah, lucky dog. >> Slapping all around me. >> Lucky dog. You lucky dog. >> A damn it. >> Yeah, I just killed my brother at birth when we were in the womb and all I got is an extra little head on my shoulder. [screaming] >> Little arm. >> The demon. The demon. Phew. Another close one. You know, that's actually how it works. Apparently, they fight in the womb and one of them strangles the other one. >> Oh. >> My god. [ __ ] >> Renegade here. >> Oh, I stopped that sentence halfway through cuz I didn't want it. >> Yeah. >> I bring ammo. >> Yeah. 18 shots. >> Thanks, chief. Thank you. Good. That should be enough for one magazine. >> I know. Every time I don't look at the map, we end up here. I'm so pissed. >> We'll survive. We'll survive. Mhm. Mhm. >> It's so dark. >> Yeah. Let me turn my hacks on. Good thinking. Oh [ __ ] >> Here we go. Okay. Go ahead. Follow me. Okay. >> How much of our light can people see? Like, is it really bad? Like, if we have it on, >> I think it's like half as bad as we see. >> Okay. >> I'm just cheating by using Nvidia control panel. >> Mhm. Mhm. I'm shoulder bugged already at the very start of the raid. >> Oh, perfect. Perfect. I've never Well, I've had that like a few times, but it happens to other people way more often than me. >> I popped it open for a real goopa. >> The door's already open. Oh, Tango's right in front of MY ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. SQUIDWARD. >> Oh god. >> I'll take down Squidward. >> I cracked those players. >> Take that, Squidward. Oh [ __ ] Mr. BARB, [screaming] >> HE'S DEAD. >> BASTARD, MR. [ __ ] KID, MY MAN. MY MAN. >> YEAH, >> I'm telling you, boy. Something's a little off with this guy. Something's He's He's got that early crypto investment. [gasps] They're talking about that ground floor of the Titanic situation. Mhm. Mhm. That missed. Actually, I'm not going to say that joke. Yes, I will. Miss a day, right on. Okay, never mind. Okay, I won't. Okay, never mind. Never mind. I actually second guess that. I'm not going to say that joke. That's that weird something. Mhm. >> Maybe they ran away. >> The deep pockets. >> Think they were free. Throw line in. >> Thank you. See you, my boy. See, I don't know what scratch get smoking, my boy. But thank you, brother. Thank you, my boy. There's one for you, big man. There's one for you. >> Where'd they go? Where'd they go? >> You just reshielded, Peanut. >> Mm. Yeah, I had to get healthy. >> Just catch them around the corner. >> Maybe you Hutch will take a quick look. >> You see him, Hutch? >> No. >> We killed one, right? Did he get away? >> No. He got away. >> Wait, he revived him. >> Jolt where we came from, where we spawned at. There's >> Go back. Go back. >> Follow me. >> Follow me, gang. >> In the corridor. >> Close right. And follow. >> No, that wasn't what I was going to say. You can't prove it. >> They got a shredder on. >> IT'S THE SAME GUYS. IT'S THE SAME GUYS. THAT'S THE ONE I DONE LAST TIME. One down. ONE DOWN. TWO DOWN. TWO DOWN. GOT HIM. SQUIDWARD. PHEW. Thank you, Mr. George. Thank you. >> Yep. >> Don't you worry, sir. We're going to get you patched up and back and better than ever. >> Peanut. Oh my god. It's the peanut. No way. No [ __ ] way. NO [ __ ] WAY. I love you. NO [ __ ] WAY. I LOVE YOU TOO, RANDOM CITIZEN. >> WE LOVE YOU. We love you. OH MY GOD. >> I LOVE YOU TOO. GOOD [ __ ] >> I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR father later. Oh my god. I'm going to caress him and I'm going to treat him right and I'm going to give him something he loves >> and I'm going to rub his leg just like you did as a kid. I'm going to do everything you ever wanted. I got you. >> I love you. >> Kill that one first. >> And I will love you like your father. A [screaming] little bit of goop. He was talking crazy. Did you hear that, boys? >> I heard that. >> He was TALKING LIKE A MAD MAN. So sex father sex. You heard him, didn't you? >> Child. >> What was that? What was he talking about? Do you think he was being serious? >> No. >> God damn it, Mark. What are you smoking? MARK. MARK, WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? [screaming] >> WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING? >> THE SHOW IS FREE. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, whoever did that, your mom's a hoe. Your mom is a [ __ ] All right. I'm going to go back to saying ho. [ __ ] sounds too bad. [laughter] A little too far. A little too far. >> A little too far. Little too far. MASSIVE W. THE CHAT FOR MR. MARK YET AGAIN. MY MAN. My man. Thank you, Mr. Shan. My boy skin. >> Thank you, my boy. Thank you, my boy. Isn't >> that crazy that they gave him the skin? That was so nice of them. >> That was very nice of him. He told me that actually raccoons are his favorite thing to dress up while he has sex with other gentlemen. >> You know that. Mhm. Mhm. They added it just for him. It's like his streamer item. That's why he's not hopping on the night. He's actually watching the stream right now, beating it. Enjoy yourself, Cluxy. [gasps] Enjoy yourself. >> Oh, someone just agged the Bastion. >> Well, let's go get him. Mhm. Mhm. Oh, there he is. Take that, fool. Hold on. Should I have to reload? Take that, fool. Got one. >> Big fight across. >> All right, sure. Now I'm going to kill you. >> Gotcha. Oh, I see. Goes right here. RIGHT HERE. [screaming] I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. >> OKAY. >> BROKEN. BROKEN. [ __ ] [screaming]
[16:55]I CAME UP BEHIND YOU. H. GOT YOU NOW. OH. Oh my god. Oh, take this fool. Gotcha. >> I love you too, random citizen. >> Wait, did you get all of them? >> I think we did. I only shot two though. >> Okay. >> Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. >> Yeah, the other one got knocked by the bastion. I think he died over near the box. Honestly, Hut, you were saying there'd be a bunch of racists, but they I just hear a bunch of people saying they love us. >> So, so weird how that happened. >> I'm having a pretty good time tonight. [laughter] >> I'd rather have someone say they love me than call me the n-word. >> I don't know if we should put it to a vote, but that's my vote. [laughter] >> How are we feeling? Should we fill out the room? Oh, I don't think I don't think. >> No, I me too. Yeah, me too. That's what I vote. Let's >> go back up. Zipline. >> I concur. I concur. Doctor, follow me, too. Follow me, gang. I'm not seeing any activity. Oh, Mr. Couch is pissed again. Hey >> boy goop. Go go go go go. What's he mad at this time? Oh, I see him. I SEE HIM. TAKE THIS FOOL. WHEN John [screaming] Oh, >> he's stupid. Hooray. Wait, wait, wait. Let me talk to you. Where the other one go? Oh, there he is. >> There he is. Oh, >> I'll handle this, Clanker. Stand back. Stand back. >> I'm going in. >> Oh, no. Oh, >> take that, you fool. TAKE THAT. TAKE THAT, YOU FOOL. YEAH. Take that, fool. Okay. Whoever's shooting the legs just [ __ ] me eternally. >> Well, all righty. >> I'm going to go ahead and die now. No need to shoot the legs, gentlemen. No need to shoot the legs. Gooding. Take that foul beast. Oh, take that foul beast. You will be defended all. I WILL TAME YOU DEMON. GOTCHA. >> NICE. Let's go. >> Good work. I actually really need arc alloy. This is kind of good for ice. Mhm. Mhm. What's going on? [ __ ] winning. Huh? We seen it before. >> A Roomba making seen it before. [ __ ] winning. You ever seen it before? [snorts] Get rid of that guy. Winning. Winning is going on, sir. Lots of it. >> Did you mind if I have your arc alloy? I'm trying to do the expedition. >> Actually, I need literally one arc alloy from you. >> I have all those if you want those. >> Oh, thank you, good sir. He's a cool guy. That's not an aloid. By the way, >> you guys know how much it is to rent that sphere in New York. >> New York or Vegas? >> Vegas. Sorry. Vegas sphere. Whatever the sphere they put the smiley face on >> day or something like that. >> A million a day. >> Easy, >> I think. So, come to me, Peanut. This way's easier. >> Let me ask you a purely hypothetical question. Hodge. Purely hypothetical, theoretical, not in real life, not anything anyone is considering. >> Wait, did we loot that guy down here? >> I don't know. >> That was right next to the bastion. >> I don't know. Back to >> I think we did. >> I don't know. Back to the theoretical question. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Theoretically. Okay. >> Hypothetically. Hypothetically. THEORETICALLY. JJ. >> I'M ASKED YOU A HYPOTHETICAL THEORETICAL QUESTION. WHAT? THEORETICALLY, HYPOTHETICALLY, THEORETICALLY, would you rather do nothing or this is this is the other part. Or theoretically, hypothetically, nothing anyone is planning. Or theoretically take out a $1 million loan and put your [ __ ] on the New Vegas sphere for a whole day. Theoretically, hypothetically. Theoretically, of course. >> I'm pretty sure like in order to put anything on there, you have to like get it approved. But if we could somehow get our [ __ ] approved, I think it's a genius idea. >> H yeah, maybe we can tell them yours is a science experiment. We're studying like the smallalness of it. Good pump. Can we put like maybe a magnifying glass next to it and like a link to a science website? >> I have a feeling you're barking up the wrong tree right now. >> Holy [ __ ] I didn't know you were built like [laughter] that. Holy. He's got that horse in him. We >> nay or >> Okay. All right. Actually, before we continue discussing our consent this fear, I'm getting word that you are in possession of a bobcat of the state, are you not? >> I do not have a bobcat. >> Not you, Gingi. >> Oh, >> I'm getting worried that Hutch is in possession of a bobcat of the state. Are you not? >> To be fair, those bodies that have light ammo and no gun. >> Point it out in your inventory. >> I have a bobcat. >> I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. HUDGE, I will give you anything for that. >> Anything at all. >> What was it that he said that he needed? Gingi, >> huh? >> What was it that he said like, "Hey, let me get that. I need that." It was arc alloy. >> Give me every arc alloy [laughter] you have on your person. THAT'S WHAT I WANT. >> OH MY GOD. GET INSIDE. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. >> HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. >> HIT THE BUTTON. >> HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. >> HAHA. [ __ ] you. You'll never catch us. >> [ __ ] you. >> Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> I'm also getting word that you stole that bobcat from a guy that I killed. Mhm. Mhm. So, I'm going to go ahead. You need to loop that back to me. You're going to need to loop that back to me about we can round back. Bring it back now, y'all. Little roundabout. Mhm. Mhm. >> Oh. Oh no. >> Oh, is there a problem? >> I just recycled it. >> Oh my goodness. Oh my god. Moderators, get your shyes on. Go to his house and cut his [ __ ] off. In game, of course. In Minecraft. In the game. In the game. Oh, >> in the game. >> Damn it. My bad. My bad. >> You didn't recycle it a little bit. You didn't recycle it. >> Did you recycle it? >> Yes, I did. >> No, you didn't. No, you did not. Did you? Do you really? >> Do you guys >> I need parts. >> No, I'll give you parts. I'll get What parts do you need? What parts do you need? What parts do you need? >> It's It's already gone, Peter. >> NO, NO, NO, NO. I'LL GIVE YOU DOUBLE THE PARTS. Whatever you get from it, I'll give you double. >> It's It's already already gone. no longer with us. >> No longer. >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT'S A BOBCAT. YOUR BEST WEAPON IN THE GAME. >> You know, I needed I needed the parts to repair other Bobcats like we've talked about. >> Well, yeah, I guess. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. All right. As long as it went to another bobcat in need. You promise it went to a good cause? Uh yeah, but maybe later. Maybe later when I using a bobcat. >> YOU JUST RECYCLED IT DESPITE ME. >> YOU HEAR THIS THIS THIS HERESY, GINGI? THIS this blasphemy. >> That's crazy. >> Had to. It had to be done. >> You will pay for your crimes, demon. >> You will pay for your You You will pay for your crimes. You will pay for your crimes. You better hope you're on my team in the suburban warfare. I'm going for your eyes. >> You You are Saddam Hussein, >> but fatter >> and and worse is [laughter] >> evil. >> Yes. YES. YES. SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT. SOMEONE HAD TO BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAND up and say it. And that's me. [snorts] I would even spit in your direction. evil Saddam Hussein's evil twin with a curly mustache to signify that he's evil. >> Same. You don't even look the same. >> It's because YOU HAVE THE CURLY MUSTACHE AND YOU AND YOU TWIRL IT. You go he I'm the evil twin. [laughter] That's you. >> That's not Wario. >> Let me turn this in for my my expedition real quick. One second. Here we go. All right. Now I need 25 wires, 35 durable cloth, 20 electrical components, which are funny. >> You're never going to get any of those. Never. The day you get those is the day I'm skinny. All right. Well, let me stop you right there, big man. Let me stop you right there. That's literally never happening. I believe that I can get these with grace. I believe I can get these with valor. I believe I can get these swiftly and with great haste. You have no idea my power. >> Okay. >> I'd love to play the game. >> Don't you rush me, heathen. >> I'm not trying to rush you, but >> it takes time to craft perfection. You are watching a master at work >> said no one ever watching your stream >> said everyone ever they've watch they've said that tons of times >> who name three people it's not Saddam Hussein >> someone say someone say yeah I'll tell you who you stupid [ __ ] uh hi king 23 um ugly dog 69 um uh our ninja. >> So now we're referring to your viewbots. Now >> we are utilizing the view bots for more false narratives, >> false statistics and heresy. >> Well, they just said it right there. They star for systems. He just said it too. Starford said it right there. >> Oh yeah. Let's see. Let's see. If you are a viewbot, can I get a 11 one? >> Watch this. That's too many numbers to remember. Their their viewbot systems were >> overload. One watch. Watch. >> Wait, what is it? 11 one activated. >> Oh my god. Everyone's doing it on my side, too. This did not go well. >> You've broken my chat. You've broken my chat. My bots are in disarray. Let's ride. Hudge, that was a horrible thing for you to ask of of of the bungulators. You shouldn't be doing that. >> What about the dyslexic robots? They're going to think you SAID ONE 0 ONE 0 01 >> one the letter Z four >> dyslexic robots. You are loved. You are loved even if I chase you. >> Hold on. We just got shot at from across the map. >> Where? >> We just got shot at from over here. >> Well, let's >> let's kill him. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just be wary. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very strange. Be wary. >> No, I said she said, "Are you sure it's not a stray?" Do you think it's strange, dumbass? >> Yeah, that's pretty strange. >> Oh, [ __ ] me. >> I don't have a snap hook, by the way. >> You know what's strange is that Hutch goes twice the velocity of any normal human towards the Earth. That's what's strange. Check that motherfucker's BMI right now. Check his BMI right now. eggs. You just roll over there. >> You're the density of granite with the cholesterol flowing through your veins, you fat [ __ ] >> And you're a quarter walnut and half a pecan. Don't talk to me. >> WHAT THE HELL? >> OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] >> OH, look at that. >> Oh my god. >> EXPERIENCING RACISM AND I'M GETTING SHOT. >> HOLY. [screaming] >> OH, he has a snap hook. I'm going to be done here. >> I got him off of it. You're good. >> Okay. >> I'm a coming. >> Where'd he go? >> Oh, [ __ ] One dead. >> Nice. >> I'm a coming. >> Coming over. >> One's underneath. There's only one up top. >> She Where she stayed? Where's she at? Where's she at? On me. You dead. You're crazy girl. >> Right here on me. Right here. >> Sir, die. >> Gotcha. >> Nice. >> You're poor. I see that kettle on your back, you poor [ __ ] >> Don't spend too much time on these bodies, boys. You might catch the poor. >> Okay. Why is my chat spamming 11011? >> Because I [ __ ] my view bots over there. I'm infesting you. I'm infesting you. >> Thank you, Peanut. >> No problem, Gingi. >> Anytime. >> Anytime, good sir. >> You know what's funny is people have said that. >> Yeah. Well, yeah. I Yeah, you're referring I don't think you're referring to I think you referring to losers. Good share. Um I'm hearing that our brain is actually 100% cholesterol. Is that true? Um, yeah. Cholesterol, you actually like >> really need >> is your brain. >> Basically, what Peanut said is I'm a [ __ ] genius again. Thank you, Peanut. Thank you for all the compliments, you piece of [ __ ] >> Anytime, good sir. Anytime. Anytime. Anytime. Anytime. I guess if our brain really is made of cholesterol, that wouldn't make Hunch the smartest of the bunch. >> Thank you. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Thank you. >> Follow me, Clue. >> You mega mind. >> Mega big [ __ ] That >> mega bongus. >> Mega bongus. Mega bongus. >> Bongus. >> Oh yeah. By the way, the big truck is here just in case he >> Oh, goody. Here we go. >> TOS THAT. >> Did you glimpse that, boys? You take a quick gander. >> It was but a memorial to the top of goop tower >> over to the northeast. When do we should go kill those fools before they have time to rebuild their legion and attack and siege our tower? >> Can you please wash the raccoon before you wear it? It smells like [ __ ] [ __ ] man. >> You mean it smells like >> spin it AND THEN PUT SHUT UP, JJ. And then [laughter] >> I know you guys were [ __ ] last night cuz I can smell it on both of you. >> I got that in a private setting does not concern you. >> Exactly. Exactly. Get out of here, Hud. Can you believe this lady? Can you believe this lady? Oh, >> she is condemning our love. >> All right, now let's drive. >> Are you thinking about me? >> Follow me, clue. >> Follow me, gang. Oh, okay. Well, that was like a twoft drop. I don't know how I got hurt right there. Guy's got some weak knees. >> What do you mean weak knees? You don't even have knees. >> WHAT? >> Let him know. doesn't even have knees, >> dude. He's not even a peanut. He's literally a peanut shell. >> It is. >> What the hell is I'm a pirate? Y >> get the pirates on right now. >> Follow inside. Don't have no brain. >> All right. All right. Where are these people at? It's time to get to blasting instead of harassing me. [laughter] Follow the crew. Eat your pieces open. >> OH, TANGO'S OVER YONDER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WAREHOUSE. Right here you >> I killed him. >> Good. >> Yeah, [ __ ] >> Would you stop hooking that chap hooked? No, it's not me. >> Oh, got you. Got you. Okay, gotcha. >> Two dead. >> But then we're the winners. >> Oh, two different teams. >> I'm coming. behind you. >> James. >> Okay. One just dropped. One just dropped. One just dropped. >> Where? >> I just fell. And I There's one on me. I might be dead here. >> Get out of here, Clanker. >> One health. >> I I killed him. >> I killed the guy on you. >> You sure there's two teams? >> Both these guys are dead. >> The hell are these people at? >> I don't know. They were I killed one and then I killed this guy and then had to kill the other. So >> no, no, no. They were different teams. >> The Nick Mim. Holy [ __ ] I'm killing it up here. >> Still another team here. Just be careful. >> You sure there was two teams? >> Positive. You killed one at the front door. Those two. It's this guy right here. >> All right. I'll keep my peepers open. B. Let's know if I see anybody on the on the ridge. Cool. Oh, I see people on the ridge. >> TWO TANGOS NEXT TO THAT LONG penis looking structure. >> One crack, >> one knock. >> Nice. >> Watch. Watch out. Watch out. Under that thing. Oh, kingga. >> Oh my goodness. >> JUDGE [screaming] knocked one. >> Good work. Good work. >> You're going crazy tonight. Jit dead ass. No cap on a stack. For real. >> Cracked. >> Nice. >> A cheater, bro. >> I love cheating. My name is the burnt peanut and I cheat in this video game. This is not a joke. This can be used against me in a court of law. >> Stop cheating. >> I love cheating. I love cheating. I'm cheating. I have hacks. I'm cheating. I have hacked. Suck my penis. Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work. >> I would say maybe loot that guy that you killed back there. >> Oh, they're dumb and poor. >> That guy was juiced. >> The one that I killed. So >> you didn't loot close. >> Imagine calling cheetah. using a level two revolver you could pick up at a tavern in 1840. >> They didn't have [ __ ] He didn't have nothing. That was back when the dinosaurs and the races were around. I look over they said, "Well, she's not Peanut, so of course she didn't." >> Wait, did what? >> Huh? >> Loot my kills. >> Oh, >> they were complimenting Ginger. They They were dumb and poor anyways. They were stupid poor. >> Mhm. Mhm. Stupid pores. >> All righty. >> Yo, T. We're killing it tonight, boys. We really We We really kind of getting it in here. >> Hell yeah. >> Mhm. Your friends are killing it. You're doing nothing. That's not very kind. It's every kind to say it all. I'm the team leader. Sometimes you the work I do isn't seen on the battlefield. I give wisdom and guidance from behind the front lines. Mhm. Mhm. OH, TAKE ON THE OTHER BUILDING IN FRONT OF ME. >> Why am I the one? >> I headshot each of them one time. >> Thank you. Nice. Yeah, no problem. Go, go, go. >> Oh, >> my goodness. >> GO, IDIOT. >> They can't shoot through this. Doesn't look like they can. Peanut. No. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. Got one. >> So, we got to get out of this. >> You're by yourself. We are both [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Another one. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> No. >> No. He's pushing you, Peanut. >> Where? Where? >> Oh, wait. Wait. You came down. Okay. >> Yeah. On purpose. Let's ride. Follow me, Yag. >> I'm going back in. >> Yeah. >> YEAH. [screaming] >> THERE'S ANOTHER TEAM HERE, BY THE WAY. >> OH, DINGLE. I'm with you. >> They're right there. They're right there. Can't get up there, guys. Northeast side. Sorry. There's two on corner. >> What the hell was that? We getting sniped from someone else now. >> Nice. >> Yeah, one knocked on this team. >> I told you there was another team back there. >> Oh, >> southeast. >> No, MORE TANGO TO THE SOUTHEAST. >> I cannot get up there with you guys. >> Oh my god. Oh my goodness. I'm coming down. Make room. We'll hang about here for a second. >> Both those guys. >> Little bit of healing. >> Knocked one. >> Work. >> Knock two. All dead on this team. >> Oh my god. Hutch. Holy [ __ ] >> Are those guys down there if you can? I'll go. >> I'm up here now. I'm up here now. I didn't realize >> you cooking tonight. Hutch. Let me tell you. Seriously, my boy. I thought you were just a fat person and a detriment to the team and stupid and kind of ugly >> and a little racist and kind of a redneck. But you really are putting it YOU'RE PUTTING IT ON TONIGHT. >> RACIST. I AM NOT A RACIST. >> You're putting it on tonight. >> You're putting on for your city. >> On for my city. On for my city. >> Will you see me? West side, east side, north side. I'm going to go push that other team. >> Good. >> OKAY, >> LET'S RIDE. YOU STAND BACK FOR this one, Hutch and Gingi. I'll handle this one. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, you stand back. Stand back. Let the master work. >> Okay. There was two teams over there, by the way. >> You got this. >> Make it a thousand teams. >> I I believe in you, Peanut. >> Ginger, you need anything? Are you rich? >> Um, no. I'm I'm good. >> Okay. I'm over. >> Okay. They just did an invisible barrier there like you do. >> All right. >> You want a tip? Here. Loot this guy. He has a reate four. And then take the run on the ground for you. >> Where did this hooligan go? >> Oh, he's stupid. >> Got one. Got one. >> Nice. >> Oh, gravity got him. But I shot him before gravity got him. That one couch is mine. That one's on the board for me. Tally that down. Tally that down. >> All right, Peanut. I'm not pushing till you tell me to. >> You won't need to. >> All right. >> Stand back and watch greatness. >> You got this. >> Coming on. >> Where's this fool? I see him. I see him. Oh, sick. Invisible barrier. Sick. That's super sweet. I love those. Those are the greatest. There's a guy right here. >> Little bit of pain. >> Team down here with me. Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, dingle. Oh, dingle. Oh, dingle. Oh, DINGLE. OH, DINGLE. GOT ONE. GOT ONE. >> OKAY, >> GOTCHA. Behind behind this dude. >> You Gingi. I hit that guy twice behind you, Gingi. He was trying to flank you. I'm sitting here. I'm letting you all do your thing. I'M SORRY. >> TAKE THAT, FOOL. Take that. How do you like that? Huh? >> Did you do that? H Oh [ __ ] >> No, I haven't done anything. I'm sitting in a corner. I just didn't let Jigi get pushed, but I'm sitting. It's all you got. >> I'M ON THE CASE. DON'T you worry. >> I pushed the guy and I killed him, so we're good. Nice. >> There's still one more left up for sure. Here, Peanut. Okay. I'm on the case. I'm on the case. Duck it in, boys. Duck it in. I'm going in. WIND [screaming] DITCH ME. WIND DITCH ME. TAKE THAT. Oh [ __ ] All right, I can use your help. Hodge. Wait, sir. Sir, before you kill me, I have to tell you something. >> He's dead. >> Thanks. Thank you for the quick recap, jackass. Let me know if you see anything else. >> Jesus [ __ ] >> Well, >> well, >> we're dead. >> We died. We gave it our all and that's what matters most. >> Mhm. >> Yeah. My team didn't land in time to save Peanut. That's uh just kind of where we're at. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, I could use that Bobcat back if you don't mind. [laughter] >> Yeah, I'll get it back to you. >> Thank you, good. THANK YOU. GOOD. NO, I JUST KILLED THE BURNT PEANUT BRO. Is that what he said? >> Yeah. HE GOES, "YO, I JUST KILLED THE BURNT pre just burnt peanut, bro." >> What a sweet treat. What a sweet delight. >> Did he knock you out? >> Your husband, I don't know where the [ __ ] you were at during that fight. That was a little weird how you were helping the team. >> No, [laughter] you did. >> I don't know about you guys, but I found that a little weird. I found that a little weird. >> Say that. You told me not to have >> I don't recall doing that. Gingi, do you recall any conversation that pertains to that specific situation? >> Oh, no. Not at all. >> I'm not recalling one either. >> Oh, no. >> I'm not recalling one either. No. No. >> Oh, no. Don't go outside. Don't go outside, Hutch. I I just >> aggro, you guys. I don't remember >> the Rocketeer. >> I think he's I don't know what he's talking about. He's talking mad. He's talking crazy. I do have a hatch key. >> Yeah, they're they're guarding the hatch. >> Perfect. Perfect. >> How about underground? >> We're going to go. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually a great idea. >> They're going to be watching it. So, we'll go this way. >> Excellent. Excellent rain. >> You got a bobcat for a gooa? By the way, I did ask, but if I hope you guys don't mind that a goopa got minty fresh. I got minty fresh after I died there. I hope you goopers don't mind that a goopa got minty fresh. Do you mind if a goopa gets minty fresh? >> I don't mind if you get minty fresh. >> Thank you. Good, sir. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. >> Uh would you do do you buy Renegade as well or just the Bobcat? >> I got both. I got both. And lucky for you, because I recycled the other Bobcat, now this Bobcat. Oh, hey. >> That's pretty nice. That's pretty nice. >> Honestly, I I can't believe he killed that was I think it was a stitch or one. >> It was It was freakish. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> Oh, no. >> You know what? I'm going to Jingi, do you have a shotgun? >> Yes. >> All right. I would like to do a quick taste test this next match. Would you mind bringing one in? >> I want to make sure it's right. >> I'll bring one in. >> I'm just kidding. Don't bring it out. This is for the joke.
