[0:00]What's up, guys? Welcome back to my second channel. Today is a bloopers video. It's all the things that wouldn't fit on my main channel, so I put them over here on my second channel. And I know I haven't posted on my main channel in a while. Don't worry. That's coming. It's going to be a little different, but I'll explain soon. All right, now back to the video. Dude, absolutely. The fact that I'm here with all my best friends. It's been like fucking amazing. And I love you. He'll ask me, he'll be like, why can't I work with this like fashion brand or this or go to this fashion show? And I'm like this, this is why. This is why they should be fucking clawing at my door. This is the epitome of sex. Okay. He just he wears this and he has style. I totally disagree. My hobbit friend here will disagree. I don't know who which piece of shit. Do you know what this is? This is poison. Sunscreen. Some asshole put it in the fridge. This is this is whipped cream. You're just stupid. You didn't look at it? Who who who puts a fucking whipped cream bottle? I've grabbed it and I sprayed it in my mouth. Look at that. Bro, the fact that this is on a hidden camera. Look at him looking for things. He's like, I'm so hungry. Literally does you know. Right here.
[1:09]Y'all, I thought it was I thought it was whipped cream. This is the most exclusive way to get through the airport in seconds. Delta One Lounge, baby. The best lounge in the game. Gang, gang. Let me show you around. Water. Stop. Coke. Bam. This is the TSA line. There is no TSA line. I'm telling you, Gustavo runs LAX, brother. Hey, where are we going? Isn't this crazy? Gustavo takes one of these Porsches and he takes you right to the plane. No. Are you kidding? Are you sure I'm not getting arrested? They pull you right up to your plane. So everyone's boarding right in this game. Do I have to walk, though? Do I have to walk up to the plane? Yeah. Oh, really? Gustavo, is there anything you can do? Can anyone carry me? 21F. Yeah, that's. This is such a great taste, but I'm going middle seat right now. This is the only person to do this and then go to the back of the place. Look at this. And then he takes your bag up to the plane. Guys, you're in the baggage area. What's up, guys? I'm sorry, this is crazy. And from the forward kitchen, we have today a trainee, he's called Jason. He will help us with the fresh. Let me let me get you something. I'll be right back. He's just talking. It's our first time. First time on a plane. No. I think he's a little slow. You're getting me in trouble, Mr. Chad. How did they let you do this? I went down on them. Jesus Christ. Guys, this is our hotel room. Look how sick this is. Everything is made out of ice. Even the bed is made out of ice. And look at the vibe change when Nally lays down. Look at this. Bro. That's so sick. A full church made out of ice. Oh my goodness. Craig, is this your first time here too? It's your first time. Craig, you're our tour guide who lives here, but is also making a vlog. You're a tour guide. No. No.
[2:55]Where the fuck are you from, dude? He's from Scotland. I'm on holiday. Okay. He's been lying to us. I'm just following you around. What? You're you a tour guide? No. Oh my God. A library made out of ice. Man, look, the books come out. This is my favorite book. It's called Snow White. Snow. Wow, great lines. Oh, it's a DVD. Okay. It's frozen. Oh. This is actually an older book. It's Ice Age. Okay, let's get out of here. Actually, you know. This alley is the best lighting we've had all trip. Oh, let's do a whole. It looks like I'm the camera. We should do a montage in here. Elevator montage? Yeah. Hey, let's get every corner. You spin my hair right around, right around when you go down, when you go down. Ow, it always hurts me. No. Hell yeah. I literally can't. I love you so much. What are we doing? Okay. He always hurts me. Okay. This is the good camera view. We're just looking at the footage. This partner goes, no, no, no, it's elevator massage. Flicker. What? English. Yes, English. Do you get girls tonight? Oh, we have yeah, we have girls. Can you please help me? You remember everyone's name? A thousand dollars. You know everyone's name already? Wow. Yes. Yes. Wow. Zain. Isabelle. Nira. That's crazy. This is crazy. No, I told you. How the fuck did you get all their names? 80 or Crona, motherfucker. You'll get you'll get the cash, but your wife's going to hate you. Yeah, you're right. I'm fucked. So David would be like, really? All their names? It's my cousin's name in Houston. Oh, people. Gloria. I'm going to send it to her and you're fucked. Oh, really? Oh, I would send it to your girl. Oh, wait, you don't have one. Let's throw away the disc with my hand. Let's be all the way. What's going on? Matt, what's happening? You dirty little. She's the dirty one. Look at her. She's going to shower in five days. Why should I don't shit and leave it in the toilet? I didn't I didn't. She's lying. I flushed, obviously. Okay. It seems to be a common theme running in the family here. Yes, she did. Okay. Stop. Okay, I took a shit, okay? Okay. You're taking your shit. But taking your shit is normal. But if I knew you stood next to the toilet and did your makeup for this, she took a shit. She took a shit. I took a shit in the toilet. Okay. So funny, you guys could have gotten away with this being sneaky, but you guys made it a big thing. What do you mean? You have the flashlight and the camera. She's going to talk to you about that, huh? It's going to send her into a panic. No. Like she's going the blog so many times and she never ever like gets in the blog and this is the one time. Yeah, fuck this. She's going back. Round two. I wonder what Noah's thinking about. I wonder if David's dick is bigger than mine. I mean, look at this, man. He's a great god. She's so hot. I mean, both of them, honestly. You're like both at the same damn time. Natalie saw you and that guy jump at the same time, Noah, and she's like, I want those two to Eiffel Tower me. So so if you. I'm going to find yellow shorts cuz I got to decide if I want to. If you had to hook up with one girl in our friend group, who would you hook up with? Or like girl that comes by here. No, I can't say. Oh, you have to. No, I don't have to. I don't have someone. Taylor. Maybe.
[6:29]Okay. You used to try to hook up with her. No, I really didn't. Uh-huh. Never. Yeah. Swear. Look me in the eyes and say you never got it. I swear, I never tried. Has he ever tried making a move on you? I think he's asked me on a date. Was I trolling? Were they fucking were I trolling? I'm being harassed right now. I'm being harassed. I'll see you guys in court. I used to go out a lot. Like I would get tables and I take people up. Oh, yeah. Dude, you are. Guilty. Oh. What is this? I just found a DM. It's a selfie of Taylor and it says fire. Okay. I've said some crazy shit, but like not it's another selfie of Taylor. Don't say it. He responded. Don't say it. Don't say it. He responded. Jesus Christ. I like that. And then three weeks later, it's a picture of Taylor, like in the mirror. He goes, run me over with your car. Alex doesn't know where I'm taking him. You're facing the wrong way. It's your car. This is not a regular car. We're currently with Alex in his brand new car. All thanks to our friends at SeatGeek. SeatGeek is an amazing app that helps you buy tickets in literally the easiest way possible. You've seen them help me surprise my friends with brand new cars, and today they're going to help me surprise with a brand new. So please, if you ever need to buy tickets to literally anything, click the link in my description. Use the code David 10 and you'll get 10% off your next purchase for new and returning customers. Alex, you don't know where we are, but we're very proud of you. We're very proud of you for completing your transformation. Getting to the best shape of your life. It's a car, isn't it? No, it's not a car. It's a car. You kept asking me what kind of car I like.
[8:06]Oh, thank God. What the fuck is this? There's your 1996 Rolls Royce. That's fucking insane. You like it? Yeah, I love it. When he asked you about this car, were you lying? A little bit. No. You fucker, you should have done more research. You fucked me. You fucked us, Alex. Dude, okay. This is a sick car. I know. Why'd you say you're a car guy? Why'd you say your dream car was a '96 Rolls Royce? He obviously doesn't know what this is. Well, I was like, I know what it is. It's a 1996. It's my birth year. That's cuz we told you. I know what a Rolls Royce is. Yeah, but if you saw this on the street, you wouldn't be like, that's the car, that's my dream car. Why didn't you do more research? Why aren't you like, how bad do you want this car? Because they were giving it away. How bad do you want this car? Let me Cuz we might get it for you. Is that what you wanted me to say? I I thought it was coming, but then I I thought it was coming like right after Sweden. And I didn't get it. I was like, I think fucking. Since I got you this as a gift and you'd rather take the cash, I'll give you the cash under one condition. You have to be my chauffeur for one night. In this thing? Yeah. In a suit. And you can chauffeur me and my friends around, okay? You call me, sir. Okay, fine. But that means when I'm inside partying, you have to wait in the car. Okay.
[9:24]Our driver has finally arrived. Why aren't you getting out of the car to open the door for us? I don't know how to park it. What happened to the other Rolls Royce? Oh, it broke down. Yeah, make sure you park before you get out of the car though. Yes. Take your foot off the brake. Make sure you're in park. You got to get out of the car.
[9:43]I'm so sorry. Just have one shot. One shot. One shot. Seriously? Just live a little, brother.
[9:51]What was it? I can't drive anymore though. I mean you yeah, probably shouldn't. That would be irresponsible. Do you have another driver that can drive? Hey, uh, I drank a little bit. Can you uh fill in for me right now? Sure. Yeah, you gotta have one. You kind of killing our vibes right now, brother. Alex, take a shot.
[10:14]Dude, fuck. You can't drive, right? Do you have anybody that can drive? Yeah, I know a guy. Hey, cameraman. This is the last time that we're doing this. We're not doing this anymore. This is our last show for they're calling, right? You have to have one. What? Should we really think about this one this time? We have no more room back here. Should we really think about it? Give him the shot. Hold on. Hold on. We talked about this. I know. No, it's a baby. Look how many people are back here right now.
[10:49]Okay. We have a lot of people right now. Who's gonna get us home? If he's taking this shit. It's not good. I told you. I told you. Do you have anybody that knows how to drive?
[11:25]Yeah, let me call him. Let me call him. Tom, you get in the back of this fucking car right now. Why are you going to sit? Where the fuck are you going to sit? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7. Look around. There's eight people back here. And then all show first. No more. No more. Hey, listen, he's going to offer you a shot and you're going to say no. You're going to say no. All right. All right. No shots. No shots. Can you pull over for one second? Pull over now. No. Absolutely not. Don't pull over. Keep going straight.
[12:00]What? Why are you stopping?
[12:04]No more. There's no more room. No more. We're done. Take us home, please.
