[0:00]All right, boys, lock and load.
[0:07]Another one, another one.
[0:10]Got him, got him. Jump, jump, jump, jump! Hurray! Go, go, go!
[0:27]Oh my God.
[0:31]One's dead. One's dead. One's dead.
[0:39]Oh my God, trying to... Got one, got one! Yes, I got you, got you, got you. We're doing it, we're doing it. Eat shit and die, pussy! Eat shit and die! I'm going in. We're coming, we're coming. Oh, they got me immediately. They got me immediately. Right here, right here. Oh. They got me immediately as well. Yep. That's one knocked. Another one safe spot, other side. We're doing it, we're doing it. Let him know, let him know. They're all dead. They're all dead. Hurray! Ooh. This is the guy from last raid. This is the guy, this is your fan. No, not GG, pussy. Get your ass back to spawn, bitch boy. Oh dingle, oh dingle, oh dingle. Oh my God. Oh my God, what a sweet delight. Oh my God, and I'm just insta-dead. Oh, I hit him, I hit him. We gotta go. And I'm dead. We get him, get him. He's what, he's what. No. Go! Gentleman, if you revive us, we will pledge our allegiance to your cause. Exactly what he wants. You see that guy, I'll kill him right now for you. Revive me, I'll kill him right now. Help us out. I'm on it. I'm going in. I got you, Shroud. I got you. Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh, here you go, here you go. We're doing it, we're doing it. Oh! He just shot you, Shroud. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. This is chaotic. Fuck these guys. Fuck these guys, fuck them. Fuck them to hell. Let's get out of here. Everyone's dying. Everyone's dying around us. Oh my God. Fuck them, fuck them. I'm pouring myself another drink. I'm gonna need it. Also, I took your gun, pussy. Dude, honestly, that didn't go too bad. No, not at all. Yeah, we only lost like one guy. I don't even remember his name. God damn, dude. Where did you come from? Where did you go? God damn, dude.
[3:03]You know how to do that, Big Man? You know how to do that? Well, I can, yeah, I can shuffle a little. How do you do that, actually? You rapidly switch shoulders when you're running. Oh. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Oh my God. Bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom. Hit him. Oh, he's dead. What an idiot! Oh, he's right here. Grab it. Job, he's dead. Oh, what the hell is he doing?
[3:42]Jeez. Coming down my side, coming down my side right now. Look my side, in three, two, one. Dingle.
[3:53]Whoa, boy. Trigger was excessive. Wait, does this guy look like he does on my screen for you guys? Yes, yes. Jeez. Yes, he does. You're Shroud, you might want to take a gander at this. You were wrong. No, I am not the peanut. Going in. Charge! Oh, what the dingle? Oh, he's right here. Oh my God, I headshot him. Oh, double headshot. He's down. You see that? You see that? You see that? There's two teams here. Be careful. Oh, oh my God. These pieces of shit on the tower, I think. Oh. He's right here. Oh my God. There's people down below me. I'll save you, don't worry. Got you. I killed him. I killed him. Don't worry, Hutch, I got you. I'm coming. Oh, he's on me. He's on me. Oh, fuck. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Oh, what the hell is he doing? Oh, what the hell is he doing? Why the God, my God. I just got rid of him.
[5:37]Oh, he's right here. He's right here. One down, one down. There's one on the other side too. Watch out. They got let them. On that corner, throwing nades. On me here. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Oh, good work. We're trying to finish you. No, no, no. No, listen. Peanut, revive you. Oh, he's dead. Oh, good work. We gotta finish you. He's getting shot. Across, across, across. The other side, the other side. Across. He's dead. Team across. I thought there was two. Again. I'll shoot for you. Stay back, demons! Yeah, cross the way, cross the way. One. Oh, it's the same guy that we saw before. It's just a solo, I think. What the fuck? Oh, he's getting grenades.
[6:37]Oh, not too shabby, boys! Don't care. Oh, yeah. Not too shabby. Hey, just for you, Big Man, just for you. Take a gander at that. Take a gander at that. That's all you, man. That's all you. No, I've got to get underweight so I can make the jump. Okay, I'll take one trigger. How about that? Okay. I'll make the jump overweighted. Hutch, prepare to revive me. I've never made this jump overweighted. I can make the jump. Wait, how do you do the jump? Like this, you a couple of these, and a couple of, couple of these, like that. Then spin around three times, step on your left foot. Don't forget it. Then pelvic thrust.
[7:43]Wait, Hutch didn't do the jump. Hutch, do the job. I know I'm not gonna make it. All right, I'll do it. I'll catch you. I'll catch you. You'll catch me? Don't let me fall. I'll catch you. Okay, all right. I got this. Remember, it's on this corner here. Watching, I know what I'm doing.
[8:10]It isn't my first rodeo. Right here, this corner, right here. You see this? This one, right here. Okay, I got this. You got this. You got this.
[8:30]Oh, shit. Oh, well. Oh, you're might be dead. You're good. Oh, you're good. Oh my God.
[8:41]Good work. I've never seen anyone fuck that up that bad. Dude, this raid went pretty good.
[8:54]Oh, you brought it this time. Let's go. I took it off some pussy I murdered. Watch your backs, Raiders. A matriarch has been spotted near your location. Keep your wits about you if you decide to go anywhere near, and always keep a close eye on her children. We're gonna have to go back to our ratty ways. What are you talking about? Oh, I've said it twice. I'll say it a third. Shroud is leaving us after this game. We what? Yeah, there it is. There's the response. Is another sponsor to do. What? Oh my God. He's just dead. I'll kill him. He put him out of his misery. Good work. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's just dead. There's people down below me. Careful, he's coming on you, Hutch. Holy shit. Oh my God, on me, on me. Oh my God, he's terrible. Worst, dude. Worst.
[13:39]What'd I say? What'd I tell you they were pieces of shit or what?
