[0:02]It is so good to see you, Keith. Yeah. We used to have to wait for a special occasion. Well, actually, I have a little surprise. I got engaged. Oh! Ah! Oh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
[0:23]Woohoo! Yes. Wow! Congratulations, little bro. Engaged. Kind of a big deal. More for me, I guess. That's what that means. Yes, well, um, She got a name? Uh, Stephanie. Marriage is a wonderful journey. 50% ended the divorce. Sorry, bro. Them's just the facts. I will, uh, I will keep that in mind. Thank you. You got a photo? Oh, yeah. AKA, does she exist? There you go. Ooh! Mm-hm.
[1:07]Oh, she is beautiful. Let me get her eyes on this. Everybody else already has. Great lighting. Airbrushed? Uh, no. She kinda looks like that one model on The Price Is Right. Ah, yes. Uh, that's her. The Price Is Right, Clive, that's your show! Shut up, Mom! No, it's not.
[1:39]Oh, yeah. Stephanie. People always underbid on her showcases. Not the best presenter. Where's the wedding? Oh, uh, in Hawaii. Yeah. Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Awesome! Woohoo! Melika Maka!
[2:05]Has she ever been married before? Uh, no. So she says. Ex-boyfriends, she got one? Of course. Sloppy seconds at least, right, Dad?
[2:17]Keith, she sounds wonderful. Thank you, Mom. Shut up, Mom! Silence from you. You're cut off from talking. You know what, Clive? I really don't appreciate the way that you're talking to Mom. Yes! Yes! The prodigal son hath returned. You know what? You want to go? Let's go! 'Cause I've been here for the last 15 years taking care of Mom and Dad while you've been trapsing all over the world. And why? So you could come back here and criticize me for how I treat them? No. I actually came here to ask you if you would do me the honor of being my best man.
[3:13]I know that we have, uh, had our differences, but you're my older brother.
[3:22]We'll pay for your room, and, and we're also going to rent you a car. And, and we'll pay to fly you out there. First class. Well, we can't afford first class. You dead to me. Clive! Shut up, Mom. I'm eating in my room.
[3:54]Well, that, uh, that went better than expected. I think so. Yeah.
