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The First Daughters Shield Michelle Obama from Music with Bad Language

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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[0:00]Thank you so much for coming to visit us. You just like for me to be silly. No, I do. Cuz you, I do. We always we always have fun. We always do something fun. And you look so cute in your little talbet's outfit. Isn't he cute mom? He's so cute. I can yeah, I we're we're rehearsing today and the first lady walked in and I said, hello and she goes, you go, there she is. Hey girl. Hey girl. How you been? Uh, thank you for doing that. Cuz it's always the best. Oh, thank you. We always have so much fun and you brought the great weather with you. You brought spring. Thank you for bringing spring to. I I give you full credit for that. I know, it's been a long winner. It really has. Oh, it's been a long winner. You must love spring because I know you love the gardens and the vegetables and also sleeveless dresses. Yeah, you can go sleeveless. I mean, you got the arms. It's time. I should, if I had known, I would have. Yeah. But you look pretty good in a sleeveless top. Anybody who can rock a J crew sweater like you can. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, thank you. That's a good Yeah. Everyone asked last time you were here, they're like, who was she wearing? Oh my God. What was the first lady wearing? Where can I get that? Is that like specially made for her? I'm like and we asked and it was J crew. Yeah, yeah. It's regular stuff. Was that today? Were you wearing also J crew? I didn't check. I mean, yeah, I would know either. That's one of my favorite tops that I wear. I never know what I'm wearing either. Gucci. Uh no, I have no idea.

[1:26]But you obviously uh uh uh have rhythm and you can dance. You love music. I know that. Where would the first lady listen to music? I would feel like that would be a thing that you can't do anymore. No, no, I absolutely. I have an iPod and I usually just put my uh uh earphones in the car. I'm always listening to music. I mean, that's the way I kind of settle myself. Unlike you, I hear you just blast your music all the way. Yeah, yeah. When you hear yeah, when you hear, you know, whatever I play, which could be anything. It's more like the wiggles at my house. It's a lot of you. I'm in that stage. I have two little babies. Well, now I'm at the stage where my kids are introducing me to music and they're like, you don't want to hear this mom. The language is too bad.

[2:07]You're telling you. What are you doing? Oh, I did that. Oh, you don't want to Every kid did that growing up and hiding stuff and oh my gosh. I remember my my dad would uh play me these uh you know, I listen to comedy records obviously. Yeah. Um but my dad would take a key, this when records exist vinyl. Google it. Yeah. You Google it. You'll find out what vinyl is. My dad would take a key and scratch out the dirty words. Really? Could you do that? Without messing up the whole record. Oh no, it taught I never understood any of the jokes, but still, it was like, that's why That's why my monologue is the way it is. Yeah, you see yeah. The Secret Service were right. your comedy was all garble. Oh, it was all yeah, he's like, oh, I told next thing you know, I was. So the other day I was walking I go. That explains everything. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you.

[2:58]But you have two girls. I just I'm loving it so far. You got little babies. Yeah. You're a year year and seven months and five months. You're still in the good stages. Yeah, I hear it gets it gets trickier the older they get. They still like you now. So hold on to that. Oh, yeah. Are you the good cop or the bad cop in the parents? Well, we're both pretty equal. That's the one thing I love about my husband. Even though he travels, he comes in he can enforce. He can, you know, Um but the other day the girls were trying to clue him into what a group chat was. On text. Oh ready. This is making me laugh. I wish I had a video of this. He didn't know so we're sitting around the dinner table and you know, Malia said, oh, dad, you're so detached. I enjoyed this time. You're right now we're at the same kind of brain waves me and the one and seven year old. Yeah, me and. We're both watching the TV going, that's a red square. That's a red square. Go turn it off, honey. That's a red square. They're favorite.

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