[0:00]Hi, I'm Josh. I'm Ollie. And today, we are gonna look at some JOLLY strange things that you're gonna wanna keep forever, 'cause they're amazing. Best pitch ever.
[0:12]I'm nervous here because this is one of the episodes which I know nothing about. Today, we're gonna show you Must Have Items, like stuff that when you see it, you're like, I need that in my life instantly. Best thing ever. Life hacks, you might even say. Okay. Ones that you've never heard of that come from Korea. Disclaimer, when I say come from Korea, probably a lot of people in Korea have never heard of them either. They're basically just items you can buy online in Korea. We're gonna start small. We're gonna start small. Okay, wait. Can you just, can you just explain? I do not understand the concept of this. Don't, you don't even need, you don't need to. You audience and me are on the same page here. Like, has he ordered stuff? He has. He's ordered stuff, from Korea? I mean, at least when I order stuff, it's like around the theme, like, insects' feces and stuff. What's that? Mechanical stapler.
[1:09]Wait! Wait!
[1:14]You know what I love about this, right? Is that's a pretty complicated machine. It looks like it is. But it looks like it was designed and built by a genius child. Like, this was built by Tony Stark when he was 5 years old, out of, yeah, with Lego. Out of LEGOs and like random stuff that he found. This is cool, man. How many batteries? Oh my gosh! Wow, that lasts for long time. That's a lot of power. That is A LOT of power. That's a lot of power. I presume that lasts for long time. That is a lot of power. I mean, what are they thinking of stapling, like, books? Wait, how thick, how thick can you staple? Wait, I'm gonna get some cardboard. Wait! Wait! Easy. That was SO easy. No resistance. Double, double cardboard. Whoa! Okay! Quadruple cardboard? Okay! Quadruple. That's thick. That is thick. Surely. That is thick. Can you, Tony Stark? Four batteries, put to work well. Easy! Easy! Alright. Item number two. Tritac? Tritac? Wow! This is like a really, it's really fancy pen. This one's a complicated pen. It's a tactical pen. That's a sharp knife! Wait! That is sharp! That's a really sharp knife! I know. This is not for children. No under 18s purchase this. Wait! Is that, is that it? It's just a shiv. A pen? A shank? Yeah. The next time one of my friends goes to prison, I'll be like, oh, I'll get out the Tritac. This is literally just designed for people in prison! Pen, yeah. Look there. Very reliable pen. Works very well. Great. And when you're in a car crash, that, is a window breaker. What?! This is literally a prison breakout pen. I mean, or survival pen. You crash in a jungle, you break out the window, make your way out, and then hunt for food. With that little guy. Boom! Hunt for food? Yeah, you know. Have you ever hunted for food? Rabbit. Dead. You have to start a fire as well. It doesn't do that. You're an idiot. It's my turn to call you an idiot. It doesn't start a fire. But, pretty cool pen, you gotta say. It's a space pen! It's got a pressurized ink cartridge that works in space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably should have mentioned that. That is genuinely one of the most pointless things I've ever seen. So cool or less cool than the, mechanical automatic stapler? No, this Tony Stark stapler, takes the biscuit. Okay. The man likes simple. Alright, I can do simple. Okay. Massage slippers. You probably would have seen these around. These are Korean tradition. I think I've seen these in a, in a Jimjim. These are like old-school Korean massage slippers. Walk around and massage your feet at the same time. It's not that much effort put into that. Genius idea. Let's give them a try, shall we? Okay. Only one thing to do about it. Oh yes! I'm wearing the right socks for today. Ah! It's a massage, Ollie. It needs, no pain no gain. What are you doing? Now, the other ones, you know, a bit dubious whether or not you can say they are actually Korean. This, these are definitely a Korean thing. Ah! Ah! Ah! So do some jumping jacks. What?! Some exercises, you know. Ha! It's massage. It's massage. How's the massage? Does that actually hurt? You put them on. Alright, you do jumping jacks. Ah! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! I'm not jumping! No, jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! It does feel like it kinda tenderizes your feet a bit. A painful massage. I don't really want my feet to be tenderized though. Yeah, that's true. Next item. Uh-huh. If that massage slipper wasn't relaxing enough for you, we are stepping up the relaxation. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. Height of relaxation, here. After those shoes, I need some relaxing. What's that?! No! Is that like a table tennis A.I. player? No! That would be amazing. No, it's an electric fan. But not what you'd imagine electric fan to be like. This looks to me, like, when they were inventing fans, there were two designs, one took off, and the other one was this one. Wait for it. Wait for it. Tell me that is not very cooling. Tell me that it's not very cooling.
[5:44]Lay back and just imagine someone's just wafting you. You're an Egyptian pharaoh being wafted. I honestly don't, don't know how to respond, to this. If someone gave me this for Christmas, I'd have no idea how to respond. This one was actually your gift though. This is a gift, Ollie. This is for you to take. It's easily the worst. Easily the worst. You can't get away from the noise. It's quite loud. It's REALLY loud. I don't know whether it's picking up through the camera, but it's really loud. I would rather wear these all day. Really? Then have this guy fan you? It's great! If that was on my desk, it's literally like a little robot going like, in your face all day. Alright, Ollie. So, if that hasn't impressed you, then... That's not it, isn't it? We're gonna need to take it up a notch. Okay, good. We gotta need to, because if you're not impressed by that, electric fan, to be honest, this is easily the best. Ah! Tony Stark stapler. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. This is easily the best. Wait for it. Alright. This next item, Ollie, is quite big. You ordered that from Korea? What the hell is that? Move the chairs out of the way. Move the chairs out of the way! Ain't no room for these crappy little chairs. We're upgrading. How much did this cost? We're upgrading to a zero gravity chair. What?! A zero gravity chair?! Yeah, zero gravity. Okay. There you go. You can sit down now. And then lean back to experience zero gravity. Oh. Is it stuck? I think it's stuck. Oh!
[7:12]What do you think? It's just a reclining chair. It's not just a reclining chair. It's a blood circulation chair, otherwise toted as zero gravity chair. What?! What do you mean, "zero gravity?" It just feels like, it feels like I'm on a really fancy camping chair. Why is this good? Well, apparently, it helps blood circulation. The gravity is dispersed much more evenly over your body. You need to find the spot. The balance spot. There you go. There you go. Yeah, you're getting into it. Do you feel weightless? A little. A little! It is pretty relaxing. Yes, it's nice, isn't it? Extra feature! Yeah?! Drinks. Wait, wait, rock me forward.
[7:56]Yeah. That feels incredible. You're just a kid on some swings. You just want someone to swing you. Feels so good. Do it again. You're an idiot. You are an idiot. Okay. I wanna try it out. I wanna try it out now. Oh! I mean, this is a good. Oh, see, it is. It's pretty comfortable. It's really relaxing. Best bit. It's really relaxing. Oh, wow! That's a bit scary! That's a bit scary that is. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Too much zero gravity. Alright, that's not the end. What?! So if this chair isn't relaxing enough, yeah? This is so good. You know what'd be the best thing in the world, Josh? Stapling documents while sitting on this chair. You're an idiot. With Tony Stark stapler. Pass me some paper. Alright, look, Ollie. So, the problem that you're gonna have now, though, yeah? Say you wanna use your phone. Okay, yeah. Have you ever dropped your phone on your face in bed? I don't wanna publicly admit to that. Worst feeling ever. But fear not, because, Josh is in his element here. Next item! WHAT THE HECK?! Next item!
[9:01]Mechanical phone stand. Boom! Yes! There you go. There you go. I'm gonna watch our latest video. Oh no. What do you think? Shh. You approve? This is what the future is gonna be like. Yeah, it is. And it's really exciting, but it's also, when you think about it, really depressing. Really depressing. Now, my issue with this, yeah? It's not really high enough to comfortably use standing up. I mean, that's okay. But you know, you're gonna get neck pains looking down. You wanna have it right here, so when you're doing washing up, but you can just put that on the side on the counter. Mate, no need. Oh my gosh. No need. Oh no. How many things did you order? This one is really heavy. What?! You got another one? What are you? This one is so heavy. How much did all of this cost? But look at it! Boom! Oh. Now I'm 6 foot, and that is perfect, right there. The amount of crap that you've given me for buying random stuff on the Internet. And this is more than I've EVER bought across all of the videos. No, it's not! These are cool items! They are cool. They're actually practical!
[10:17]They are exactly what I meant when I said, MUST HAVE Completely Useless Items. Now, look, Ollie. All of these things pale in comparison to what is definitely my favourite of the items we bought. Is that a rifle? It's not a gun! It's a walking stick. What?! So you just walk along, walking along, using your walking stick. You know sometimes I get a bad back, already. I have quite a bad back. So I need a walking stick. As I'm walking, I'm like, I really need to sit down. Whoa! Boom! It's a transformer! It's a transformer, but actually good! How good is that?! That is amazing! This is genuinely one of the coolest things, ever. This is amazing! Ollie, I'm getting worried about how stuck in that seat you are. I feel like you should get up. No, I love it. My circulation has never been better. Get up out of the seat. Join us. No. You should try the walking stick! No. I'm staying in the seat. What do you think, though? Is this not the coolest item of them all? It's amazing! I like the way you have to ride it like a, like a jockey. Yeah, it's a little bit weird when you, say it like that. Anyway, this has been MUST HAVE and also most useless items that you never knew existed. Do you have a favourite item? Probably that. What, this guy? The Tada walking stick? It's incredible. It's definitely, I mean, it's just all, it's all about this. That motion right there. And the noise. The noise it makes. We need to get ourselves some walking sticks. Thanks for all these presents. Alright, not presents. See you guys Jolly soon! Bye! Where are we gonna put all these crap?
