[0:13]Sitting on the couch, feeling like a burger. So I drive to Golden Arches and I place my order. Quarter pounder, large fries and a big Mac with cheese. Man, if the fat doesn't kill me it'll be the disease. But now I got hippos on my face, face, floating around my waist, waist. But still need more of that taste. Fruit's got me in a trance, trance, and it's starting to affect my romance. And I can't get into my pants. Ah! Eat crap and fat, gaining all those extra flaps. Double the chin, pull the win, I just can't fit. Need more and fast and more but I can't get through the door, no. Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Eat crap and fat, gaining all those extra flaps. Double the chin, pull the win, I just can't fit. Need more and fast and more but I can't get through the door, no. Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Since the burning off fat takes way longer than gaining. And going out like this is a little degrading. I guess I'll cut down on burgers and I'll stop drinking Fanta. But when I walk my children, they all think that I'm Santa. Need to avoid any trans fat or I could end up dead. Faster and I'll end up really sick, sick. Too fat to see my feet. Need to cut back on the salt, salt. Or my heart rate's gonna halt, halt. I'm always going nom, nom, nom. I'm fatter than your mom. Eat crap and fat, gaining all those extra flaps. Double the chin, pull the win, I just can't fit. Need more and fast and more but I can't get through the door, no. Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Eat crap and fat, gaining all those extra flaps. Double the chin, pull the win, I just can't fit.
[2:23]Hey man, what's up? Dude, you gotta get me to the hospital. What? Why? I need to get my stomach pumped. Holy monkey balls, what happened? I just ate all my food. What do you mean all of it? Everything. All my hot dogs, they're all meat, all my hamburgers, the chips, Twinkies. I had like 12 Twinkies. Are you okay? Oh my God. Oh my God. That's it. That didn't go down too well. Just pick me up, man. Okay, I'll be there in five minutes. Woah! What the... Eat crap and fat, gaining all those extra flaps. Double the chin, pull the win, I just can't fit. Need more and fast and more but I can't get through the door, no. Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Eat crap and fat, gaining all those extra flaps. Double the chin, pull the win, I just can't fit. Need more and fast and more but I can't get through the door, no. Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
