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Is It A Good Idea To Microwave A Polaroid Camera?

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[0:00]Please don't try this at home. Do it at your parents' house. No. Don't do that either. Okay, no, don't do it.

[0:09]Hi, hello. This is, is it a good idea to microwave this and I'm your guest introducer Mitchell Davis. Now, they asked me to introduce this next thing that they're about to pop into a microwave because they thought it was right up my alley, which it totally is. Thank you, guys. They are going to microwave a Polaroid camera. Yes, and I am so excited to watch this. I just want to watch it, but not really. But I love Polaroids and this is going to be fantastic, guys. Stay behind that tinfoil shield to protect your nuts. I've always wanted to say that. Two point six. It smells like Nobody likes roasted nuts. Let's get out of here. Ventilation is key. What are you doing? Let's get out of here. Something, something. The mask, they do nothing. The tinfoil shield actually works. It doesn't still work. You're done. Two point six. Is it a good idea to microwave this? That's what she said. That's why we hide behind this giant tinfoil shield is to protect our nuts because nobody likes roasted nuts. Work it. Are you a paparazzi or something? You know they have this thing that's digital now. So we're just going to have to microwave that camera, donated by Sam Coller. Wait, wait, wait, take a shirt off. Take a shirt off. Come on. We also have these fans to circulate the air around and actually these actually keep us safe this season because we're all about safety. We also have this Sharp carousel microwave cinnamon, the spice of life. The spice of life is cinnamon. What are you going to put in there for? Uh, baked potato. Why not? Okay, let's go.

[1:56]And I thought it was just a camera. It's not gonna explode. I'll do baked potato, but uh, let's go.

[2:04]The flash, the flash going off. Yeah, yeah. This technology is not dead until I say it is. And no. Ready, everyone, with smile. Ready? And cheese. What was the point of that? Why cheese? I could go for a burger now, man. That's because your face looks like cheese. Cheese brings you to a smile. As I was a photographer, I saw a lot of people who thought it was just to make them smile cause it was a joke so they'd be like, cheeseburger. Think about the face you make at the end of burger. And that's what they all looked like in the photo. Cheese. Now, when they say cheeseburger, this is the face they're left with. Cheeseburger. I took so many photos of just looking children, dumbass. Your child looks like a retard because they can't say. Dumbass. There are so many words that have the E sound that you could say. My favorite expression when taking photos, it's an old joke from the game Earthbound and it's say fuzzy pickles. Fuzzy pickle. And if you get it on the fuzzy, the face you make is, or pee, you're just like. Okay, we should probably put this out because the flames are like burst all over the place. No, no reason to get excited. Oh many here to buy us.

[3:42]Feeling alive is but a joke. You and I have been through there. You need a straw, boy. Oh man. He's not bouncing now. I'll get you later. Want a fire extinguisher? Yeah. Fire extinguisher away. That's good. That's good. Good shot, Rake. Look at that. Hey, wait, wait, we have to commemorate the first fire extinguisher use somehow. Sometimes the power just goes to my mind. What happened, Jory? Guys, the microwave is dead. Damn it. Damn it. Well, next one. That's a Sharp carousel microwave right there. Where is this used? Vietnam? Our Sharp carousel microwave cinnamon.

[4:47]So you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a Polaroid camera? Not only a good idea, picture perfect idea. That's about it for, is it a good idea to microwave this? I'm your host, Jory Karen. Picture, picture, right now. Everybody say cheese. I'll count on one. Ready? Three, two, one. Cheeseburger.

[5:29]Just like district.

[5:45]Right.

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