[0:00]Welcome to Vault 13. Um and today we're gonna have What the I think he's the Grinch. Look, hi Mr. Grinch. What you doing there? What the I think he's the Grinch.
[0:17]Move the joke. My bad. You ruined the joke. You can't sell her Christmas. know what actually not your bad. Go out.
[0:29]Hey, who's that? Mr. Grinch. Look, it's Hi, Mr. Grinch. What you do What you doing there?
[0:36]What's up? What's up with Phoenix back?
[0:40]Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't Put your hands up, you Whitey. You white out.
[0:55]That was not slowly. Now get on the ground. Get on the ground. So I can't because I'm in a little chair. That's cookies. You think it's 2026? What's that sound that just came out of my mouth? Wait, are those Newman Os? Hell yeah. You should get some of them. Frankly nice Newman O's. You know what else is nerdy? Nerdy? Your mom.
[1:28]I'm going to get you a vaccination. Yeah, vaccination. But that's a candy cane. I know. Let's do.
[1:40]Black people cannot celebrate Christmas anymore. Christmas no more. but I'm black. So yeah, you can't celebrate Christmas no more. Why not? This feels a little too familiar. I have the urge to shake my butt around. Let's go. Let's go.
[2:05]Pepper pots?
[2:08]No. Pepsi. What's going on?
[2:14]You can't say that it's a fault 13. Take your Scramberry. Why what? My Scramberry. What the heck's a Scramberry? Wait, Mr. Editor. Mr. Editor. See see my hand? Put a Scramberry in it. Now put it in my hand.
[2:33]Who punched me? It was you. It was you. That punched me. Hold on. I'll be right back. I got I got something for you, buddy. I got something for you. What you got? What you got? Yeah, I got you something. I got a big gift for you, man. Could be a Christmas present. Get in the fire. Get in the fire. Come on. Get in the fire.
[2:48]If you say so. What are you doing? Okay, you. I know he's cute, but his mind is so in love and I want to spend cramberry, but we ran out cuz someone's fat. Oh, my.
[3:08]It's with an extra pie. I'm leaving. Yeah. I want a rematch. Welcome dwellers. Shut the freak up before I put the table on my neck. Don't touch me on phantom pain.
[3:29]I think you
[3:33]That's what I was saying. Vault dwellers, Merry Christmas 2026. This video will be filmed. Shut the freak up.
[3:44]We're all in the closet. I'm coming out the closet.
[3:52]Balls are itchy. Do you have a ball scratcher? You have a ball scratcher? My ball scratcher is purple. What the What? What are you doing? I like turtles. I'm going to Subway. I want 12 in of meat in my mouth. I don't have money. I don't have money. I'm going to Subway. You want to get a water cut and get soda. But I want 12 in of meat in my mouth. It looks like an upside down mashed potato bit. It's a wreath. What's that? It's a lamp. What's this? It's a painting. What's this? It's a plate of cookies. What's that? That's the ball trapper. What am I touching?
[4:36]You little gay. Guys, I just realized something. That you're gay, we know.
[4:43]They killed Rudolph. Knock, knock. Who's there?
[4:52]Anyways, Merry Christmas if we can try get out on Christmas. We can't. We're blaming. But yeah, the one on face. Anyways, by Mother Trucker and be nicey or I go on your face. Tickle your toes and grab a Glock 19 and put it in your booty hole. Bye. Everybody say bye at three, two, one, bye.
