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[0:00]>> You a [ __ ] Uh, >> you think I'm going to show you a [ __ ] You can't be sure.
[7:25]>> Oh, are they talking about the first >> Where's this guy finding lemons and mushrooms >> in your mom's [ __ ] >> All right.
[7:25]>> Here's five more, [ __ ] >> That your space dollar stash, you [ __ ] >> I repeat, 10 minutes.
[7:25]>> I'm >> the face of my cat from you screaming cuz you see what officer's cat looked like when I was doing it.
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[0:00]Oh, to lose it. >> He had two bobcats. Did you get two bobcats? >> I had five. >> Five bobcats. >> I saw I saw it. I saw it. >> Are you serious? You actually have five bobcats. >> No. >> Oh. Oh my god. RUN. We're going to the TSA checkpoint with guns. Oh. >> Got to be careful. OH. WHO'S THAT? OH, THEY BACK. OH, she's yelling in the background. Guys, where were you at? You weren't helping. Cha-ching. My favorite part. >> I say cha-ching when I [ __ ] your mom. >> All right. Okay. I don't even know when that would come into play. That doesn't sound like good foreplay talk at all. >> Me to [ __ ] her. >> All right. Okay. >> Coming in your rear. Coming in. >> Coming in my rear. Coming in my rear. Oh, fire burger. Fire burger. WE HIT THE SECOND BOOK HOUR. Let's ride. Officer Jigi, follow me. We're going to the TSA checkpoint with guns. >> Clip that. Put it on a t-shirt. Oh my god. >> Sell it on the merch shop. >> Oh, I'm on. >> Got to be careful. >> That hurt. That hurt a little. >> Like that. >> Let's ride. I think over yonder next to the cha checkpoint. Mhm. Mhm. Prepare yourself, officer. Get charge these hood against what hit him. There they are right there with the shredders after them. >> Oh, tango. Tango. Good work. Good work. GOT ANOTHER ONE. GET OUT OF HERE. >> OH, BEHIND. BEHIND. BROKEN. >> OH, it's another >> Oh my god. RUN. Oh my god. >> I'm a short Squidward. Officer Ky. Officer, come. Officer, come. Take that, you hooligan. Take that. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, HOOLIGAN. >> Oh my god. >> TAKE THIS, YOU SCALLYWAG. >> GOD. All right, officer. I got you. I got you. >> Squidward tennis balls. >> Officer, take this bomb and throw it into the TSA checkpoint. >> Where's the TSA checkpoint? Right where Gigi is. >> Why do I got to do it? I got to heal. >> I just did it for the joke. I'll do it. >> LeBron James. I missed. Good work. >> Oh, no. Wait. I did miss. Scooter's dead. >> Oh, now I'm really Osama bin Laden. >> Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] It's a little late on the draw RIGHT THERE. SO OH [ __ ] OH [ __ ] ON ME ON ME. ON ME, >> MAN. JAMES. OH, I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. JUDGE. Little bit of goo. Oh, he's dumb and poor. What the >> damn Who's that? Who's that? Hear that, guys? What was that? Was that you guys? >> No. >> Oh, cross. >> I see him. I SEE HIM. OH, ONE ON ME AS WELL. BROKEN. BROKEN. GOT TO BE DEAD. >> Killed him. >> Work. Where do you think you're going, pal? You're far from home. You're far from home. >> Oh, Squidward. Squidward >> came to the wrong neighborhood, [ __ ] OH, J. OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KILLED THAT GUY. >> WHAT? >> IT'S A NEW GUY UP TOP. >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. >> SWEET. >> Squidward's getting him. >> No, I'm getting SHOT FROM BEHIND. >> TAKE THAT. GOD. Oh my god. He's handsome and sexy. >> How far is that guy's reach? You shut the hell up. No. >> Oh my gosh. Think >> there another >> Oh my dude. I couldn't move. >> Maker maker. >> Shut up, [ __ ] >> Come on over here, boys. >> You a [ __ ] Uh, >> you think I'm going to show you a [ __ ] You can't be sure. >> Bet you won't. You wouldn't do it. You don't have the stones. >> Here you go, boys. >> Thank you, sir. >> Lock it in. Lock in. Oh, I see him. I see him. [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, he's coming. He's coming. He's coming. Do not come. Oh, here he comes. Here he comes. He's order farming. Take this, [ __ ] Got you. >> How' you like that, huh? >> How' you like that? >> Oh, I love it. It's a pleasure to get killed by the man. >> Let me get up on there. Let me get up on there. LET ME GET UP ON THERE. YEEHAW! RIDE HIM, COWBOY. RIDE HIM. All right, I'm going to kill you. Dodge. Okay. >> YEAH, THAT'S OKAY. >> GODSPEED, SIR. GODSPEED. GOTCHA. Is that his guy or is that the microphone? >> No, that was me. >> Oh, little new sound clip. M you [ __ ] shut up. >> Yeah, take this rope. >> Thanks. What do you want me to do with it, sir? >> I heard it looks really nice to ceiling fans. >> I'm telling you, just sit a piece of the room. Sit in a piece of the room. >> Let me check it out. >> Yes. All right, boys. Oh, who's that? >> Where to now, sama? WE HIT THE SECOND BUG HOUR.

[7:25]Let's get up there, guys. Let's get up there and let's get him. I know. I don't Well, let's just go double check. We can't leave any goop rock unturned. I remember was you saying that they're poor and moving on? >> Oh, yeah. Dumb and poor. >> Oh, are they talking about the first >> Where's this guy finding lemons and mushrooms >> in your mom's [ __ ] >> All right. Okay. All right. Oh, Tos. >> Oh, where? >> Up yonder. Up yonder. >> Sir, sir. >> Was that you? GG the charge. Oh, got him little bitty goop. He's dumb and poor, too. What's with all these dumb and pores? There's >> something in the water. >> There's something in the water. What the hell? Look, I'm walking through an Ali grocery store. Nothing on these guys. I'm just kidding. Actually, Ali is pretty cool. I've been there. All right. They actually are kind of fire. They actually are kind of fire. You haven't tried them out. >> Oh, TEOS. TANGOS. TANGO'S OVER BY THE TSA. I'm throwing a bomb in the TSA checkpoint. All right. Sorry. That was my last one. That was my last one. That was my last one. >> I don't even have a bomb. I don't have bombs. Let's ride. Where's he going? Hey. Hey, get back here. What the hell? He's a master of deception. He's a master of deception. He's getting away. Hey, get over here. >> You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> You're a quick little bugger. I thought Yeah, I thought I GOT AWAY. >> I TELL YOU, I WAS I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME KEEPING UP. >> My man, >> I love you too, good sir. >> You know what? >> Oh, you got a defiill. >> But you got a defiator. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Get this man up. You're joining our hearty crew. >> Don't mind if I do. >> Oh [ __ ] Let's ride. >> Follow me, gang. This should be a fine addition to our hardy crew. >> What about the other team up there? >> What are you talking about? >> Wasn't he fighting a team up there? >> Hey, were you fighting a team up there? There's another team up there. >> Where? >> Up there by the TSA checkpoint. >> Let's go GET THEM. >> NO, DUMBASS. WE'RE ASKING YOU IF YOU WERE FINDING ANOTHER team up there. >> Oh, no. No. I'm just an idiot by myself. >> Oh. Oh, word. Do medical research. >> Wait, who's this? Oh, what the hell? Who the hell is this guy? >> GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE, SCUMBAG. Get out of here. >> He was trying to infiltrate our hearty crew. How dare you? >> Yeah, honestly good riddens. Good riddens. >> Two medical reasons. OH MY GOD. >> Holy Jesus Christ. >> Does that feel good? >> No, not really. Let you know if things change, though. >> One moment. Oh, yeah. Toss. Toss. Toss to the to the west on the starboard side. HEAR THAT? >> THERE THEY ARE. KILL THEM QUICKLY BEFORE THEY HEAR US COMING. >> GOT TWO. GOT TWO. >> Up the stairs. Upstairs. >> BROKEN. BROKE HIM. I'M GOING IN. >> HEY, where do you think you're going, PAL? YOU GET BACK HERE. >> YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN. >> YOU'RE NEVER going to get me. God. Well, well, well. Look at the cat dragged in from the outside to the inside of this place. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him right now before he has time to rebuddle. Oh, got to be quicker than that. Little bit of gooer ran all the way up here. >> There he is. He's right here. >> Yeah. Oh, Tos no. Another team. Another team. >> Let's go get him. Go, go, go. Oh, don't die. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my goodness. And the hood's feed. How dare you? Uh >> Gigi, keep it distracted. Keep distracted. I'm going do a little flaky on him. >> Oh my gosh. I am almost dead. >> Locking. >> Oh, wait. What? They're pushing right now. They're finishing me. >> NO, I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. CHARGE. >> Up there. >> He's pushing. >> Oh, I shot off your [ __ ] >> Shut my [ __ ] Good work. >> Don't you worry. Officer, come here. Come here. Come down here. I'm done here. >> Oh well. >> Oh, okay. All right. I didn't mean to go that down that far. Not to hell, Mr. Officer. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. Lock it, boys. Bro, bro. I don't have a DM. Oh, dingle. Got one. Got one. My god. Do we have out of heels? Oh my god. Den. Oh, my shield's broken. Come here. Quick. Come here. Ch me. D me. Ch me. You got this. WE GOT THIS. THE FIGHT IS NOT YET WON. >> THIS looks crazy. >> Do you have an extra COG? Wait, you need like actual shield? >> Like a like a real shield? Like a full shield thingy? >> No, I I don't. >> Like a doozy. Okay, got you. Okay. Okay. I don't need one. I don't need one. Shields are for the week. >> Wait, wait, wait. >> Loot this guy. Loot this guy. >> Knocked out over there. >> Good. Go. >> He's dumb and poor. Oh, I got one. I got one. Poor mega. [ __ ] I'm stuck in the Oh my goodness. >> Got one down. >> Good work. >> [ __ ] YOU. >> [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. >> GOTCHA. >> Forgot to tell him to eat your poop. >> Eat my [ __ ] as well. As well, sir. As well. >> Thank you, officer. Thank you. must have slipped my mind. But now it's a 2v2. Let's wrap these [ __ ] up nicely. I WANT YOU, MY BOY. I WANT YOU. I'm doing a loop on him. I'm coming in the rear. I'm coming in the rear. I came in your rear. I came in your rear. >> Nice. Nice. Nice. >> Where's the third one at? >> I don't know. that his name has got him. I think he just said his name. >> He's watching. >> Oh, WHAT? WHO YOU TALKING TO? WHO you talking to, pal? Who Who you talking to? >> Who? WHO YOU WHO ARE YOU TALKING WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? WHO? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? I got you. I got you. He's speaking to someone. He's giving communications to another tango. WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND AT? WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND AT? I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL PAINT THE FLOW WITH YOUR BRAINS. WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND AT? FINE. Keep your secret, wizard. >> Gotcha. Where's officer at? I want to pay. Yeah, >> that I still have more space dollars than Peanut. >> Where's your body? I'm going to [ __ ] it. Here it is. You got more space dollars, HUH? >> Here's five more, [ __ ] >> That your space dollar stash, you [ __ ] >> I repeat, 10 minutes. >> We got to go to We got to go to Remember when Mr. Krabs was angry at someone like three minutes ago? Mhm. >> That's the last extract. >> Okie dokie. Arki, >> keep your eyes peeled. >> Keep your eyes peeled, boys. >> I'm >> the face of my cat from you screaming cuz you see what officer's cat looked like when I was doing it. >> It's like a three-day old wet paper bag now. Back to Spain. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. See my Tempest BP. Add me on Discord. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. >> Oh god. You boys hear about that max scoop potential rate I was talking about? >> Mhm. >> Take a look at your money. All right. Are you looking? Don't read it out loud. Keep it to yourself. >> Like a card trick. How would you like to see that number double? No, triple. >> What? How would you like to see the number at the top right of your screen? Double. No, triple. >> So, 9 mil tonight. >> Yes. In one raid. >> Oh, in one raid. Really? >> A max goop potential raid just came across my desk in the last few moments. >> But you're going to have to bring very specific equipment. You understand? >> Mhm. Okay. >> You're going to need an anvil. Mhm. >> And 160 shots. >> All right. Fine. Well, if anyone's got a better idea, I'm open to suggestions. >> I love it. I love it. >> No. No. What's the better idea? Let's all pray to him for a second. >> I love it. >> Better ideas. [ __ ] your mom. >> All right. Okay. I don't know how that's going to get us any closer to the matriarch's loot. >> That's the That's the thing. >> No, that we were going to do anvil. >> Your mom's [ __ ] >> All right. Okay. All right. All right. Let's ride. Let's ride. Let me turn my hacks down a little bit. Right out here. What time is it? 29. Oh, we're definitely going to have to wait, boys. 100%. >> Your location. Officer, go ahead and get over here. Mandatory dick cheese inspection. >> Yes, sir. Yes, sir. All right. All right. Let me just feel here. Okay. Let me just move a little bit of this aside. All right, you're good to go, soldier. >> Spread your cheeks. >> Oh, by the gods. Maybe next Maybe next Thursday. Well, I I can pencil you in then for that. It's so much you in the matriarch. Do that. Do that. >> All right. >> Yeah, that's right. >> Fight with like 15 dudes in here again. >> Yeah, 15 dudes. Oh, I forgot to do the tech. Holy [ __ ] We're actually getting stream time out the ass. >> I forgot. I forgot. Don't worry, Mr. Officer. Just collect as many fire burgers as you can. And the best part is they're probably going to wait >> and see if we we kill the matriarch and then kill us. >> Yeah, most likely. Most likely. I'm assuming this is going to be a roller coaster of emotions. A quick victory lap and then 50 men come out of the woodworks and actually win us over. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yep. Yeah. >> Just another day at the office. >> Yep. >> Another day. Another dollar another. Am I right, comrades? We could go down and hunt for more fire burgers. Either that peanut, I'm at an airport. Please don't say anything heinous. Dude, officer, what are you doing? Why do you keep spitting? I'm I'm going over here. >> I'm preparing Gigi. All right. >> Insert >> here. >> Thank you, good chair. >> Oh. Oh, by the gods. >> What the? >> Let's get some more fire burgers. By the way, officer, I had another glass of orange juice today. Feel like I could run through a brick wall. Orange juice is the meta. I'm telling you the meta. Oh, fire burger. Fire burger. That's two already. Remember, it's like six fire burgers per um per um deadline. So, this is 26 or one/3 of a deadline. Mhm. Mhm. And should we just hunt for fire burgers while we wait? Then when it comes to like 16 minutes left, we go back up there and take it. Yeah. >> I also I also brought two deadlines just in case we fail. You guys brought your anvils, right? >> Mhm. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Good, good, good. >> I only brought the anvil. >> Uh, >> so I thought that's what we were supposed to do. >> Uh, well, yeah, but what happens if you need to like >> fight a guy? >> Yeah, fight a guy. >> I know. Well, I thought we were only coming in here for this, so >> Oh, yeah. Guys, all 50 men on the map, please stay back. 50 men, stay back, please. >> Well, J. >> Ah, it's fine. You can take them out. The anvil is quite versatile. Where do fire burgers spawn the most on this map? the bunker. Yeah, but if we go to if you don't [ __ ] cut that out. All right, to the bunker. Oh, Teo's dying. Teo's dying. GO, GO, GO. LOCK IT. We'll take these hoods out and then we'll go back for the for Mr. Krabs. ALL RIGHT. LOCK IT IN. >> I'M I feel like I'm going to be no help during this fight. >> Don't worry. I'll do it. You guys just stand there. Keep watch. Tell everybody I was really cool. >> And look pretty. Officer >> got one. Got one. One down. Got it. Oh, TAKE THAT HOODLM. GOTCHA. OH, nobody advanced. We're good. >> All right. We're good. We're good. There's There's like 15 dead people here. I'll go search up here. Make sure there's no more hooligans. Mhm. Mhm. You sure you went out the GT? No. >> Okay, go ahead. No one. All right, get the go. Make sure you grab as much medium and heavy ammo as you can. >> There's a guy doing it. Peanut, come here. >> What? >> There's a guy just standing here behind this pole. >> Sir. Sir, we see you behind the pole. >> Gotcha. >> What? >> Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. >> No, don't for >> Oh, my game crashed as soon as I killed him. Wait, what? >> No way. No way. >> Oh my god, Peter, that's really cool. I really like it. That's really cool. Oh my god. Thanks, guys. >> Can I have it? >> No. >> But I think you can perhaps maybe >> dollar. >> [ __ ] yourself. Maybe if that helps. >> Her baby >> already do that in Arc Raiders. Well, it's one of the new emotes. You got to get the blue-headed guy like Mr. Officer. You back? No. May I say you're looking mighty handsome today, sir? >> Yeah. >> Let's ride. I'VE GOT A TOTAL of four, count them, four fire burgers. Four fire burgers. I'm the richest peanut in the world. Have you found the new uh blueprint to put the guns in your container? >> I did find one augment, but then I used it and died. Oh, he's saying >> not anymore. Oh, another fire burger. So, I've got a total of six fire burgers. You can take this easy, boys. They're taking it from that same building we usually take it from. Officer, copy. >> They don't seem to be doing anything at all whatsoever. Actually, so much so that it has lost interest in the fight and is doing nothing like you do. I say instead of waiting because we have 18 minutes, we go massacre these people and then do it ourselves. Oh my god, Mr. Spider is sprinting directly toward me. >> Oh my gosh. I didn't know he was up there. >> Oh, we're good. We're good. Just a close one. Hold on. We gang. We taste the water first. Just work. It's like a reward. I'm sneak up on the rear side. Western side. >> Come in the rear. Come in the rear. >> Yeah, precisely. Precisely. You never see it coming. The uncle attack. >> I'M GOING IN. HELLO, SIR. >> WELL, one's already down. >> I'm here to kill you now. >> Got two. Got two. >> Coming. >> Three down. Three down. >> I'm coming in your rear. I'm coming in your rear. >> Coming in my rear. Coming in my rear. Oh, >> another fire burger. Score. I just I just got two more fire burgers. >> THEY'RE TAKING THE EXTRACT. THEY'RE TAKING THE EXTRACT. ARE YOU >> KIDDING ME, MAN? [ __ ] that. >> THAT'S TAKING THE EXTRA. WE GOT TO GO NOW. >> OH, YEAH. We got to go. >> One broke. One broke. George preparing fire burger. >> Oh my dude, there is Mr. Krabs out. >> Oh my god, there's a person behind me. I'm going TO DIE. GOD, HE'S TERRIBLE. >> OR YOU GOT HIM. I don't know. >> Come on, James. >> I'm on him. I'm on him. >> Here we go. >> Wait, who's this fine man? >> He's dead in the corner right there. Yo, wait. Was that the same guy I saw up here that was behind me? >> Was that the same guy? >> He did. He did look very similar. Oh, another Tig on me. ANOTHER T ON ME. >> Oh my gosh, I just killed that guy. >> Good quirk. >> Bro, bro right here. >> Got him. >> Nice. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. >> Die, demon. LITTLE BIT OF GOOP. OH, I'M ON FIRE TONIGHT. >> SCREAM. Do you mind? And >> I said no. >> Oh no. As a matter of fact, I do not mind. It's you in hell, [ __ ] >> We kill her and she's mad. >> You mind? Go make your next kit, pal. >> Get working on the next kit for the next raid, pal. Well, you can lo There's a um renegaded boys. We are cooking tonight. We are cooking tonight. >> I killed like 10 people this raid. I'm like cozy but with friends. >> Can't believe you left a zipline peanut. >> I know. It's very unusual. >> I just farming out there. >> It's ora farming. I we shoot we shoot off the the the things and then we throw the fire burgers inside. And then I'll play at the hooie doozy. Yeah. Mhm. Mhm. READY YOUR STEEL, BOYS. Give her all you GOT. GIVE HER ALL YOU GOT. Left side. Left side. Get right side.

[31:03]Take that foul beast. >> Rocket. >> Oh my god. >> Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Those are quick. I don't know if we can take it from this angle. Oh, close back up. CLOSE BACK UP. ROCKETS. ROCKETS. ROCKETS. ROCKETS. WHY THE HAIR is on Odin's beard? >> I don't know if we can take it from this angle. >> [ __ ] >> I should grab the roof. Mhm. >> Was doing >> Yeah. Yeah. Closi's pretty good at this game. He's got no [ __ ] or a job. >> He knows how to do it. >> Mr. KRABS. Right side. I win. Right side. I win. Oh my god, I'm [ __ ] blind. >> Oh. Oh, it shoots back up. Oh my goodness. Oh. Oh, good graciousness. I see. I think if we all take it from three different angles, we should be able to confuse it. It's just a stupid robot, you >> stupid robot. Stupid robot. Oh my god, there's another guy on me. Guy me. Guy me. Right under. Right under. >> I'm coming over. Flashbang. One down. One down. Oh, >> another one of me. Another one of me. >> He's dead. >> Work. >> I killed him. >> Where's the last one? Where's the last one? >> Oh, BEHIND ME. BEHIND ME. ANOTHER TEAM AS WELL. ANOTHER TEAM AS WELL. >> I KILLED HIM. >> RUN. ANOTHER TEAM TO THE SOUTHWEST, BOYS. >> WHAT? >> He's not getting away. Oh, he died. B DOWN THE HATCHER. >> I don't see this other team. >> The enemy's apolog. >> Oh, they're Oh. Oh, they're at They aggroed it. >> Mr. Krabs. >> No, no, they aggro the matriarch. Wait, actually >> I got shot from over here. >> Wait, who's Mr. Krabs at mad at? >> I don't know. Hello. Hello. >> An orbiter is on route. The safe window is closing. >> HE'S RIGHT HERE. HE'S RIGHT HERE. >> [ __ ] you, sir. He's on me. I'm going in. I'm going in. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> Lock it. Where's B? >> Coming. I'm coming. Stay fast, boys. Where is this hood? Where is this hood? >> Where'd he go? >> I heard him talking from this building. >> Oh, >> what? You see him? >> Someone just sniped at me. >> Where? >> I don't know. >> He's on the roof. He's on the roof. >> On what roof? Oh, up here. Right above you. Right above you. >> What? [ __ ] you, sir. I'M GOING IN. >> YEAH. >> Nice little stinky kow. >> Is that the only guy >> or heavy over here? >> I THINK SO. >> LOCK IT IN, BOYS. I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE taking that. >> Yeah, you pushing it. You pushing. >> No, we got this. We got this. I got two deadlines. You guys just lied about the out. >> What happened last time? >> Yeah, it won't happen again. Won't happen again. Witness me. >> Oh no. >> Witness me. I'm going in. Oh, what the hell? Oh my gosh. Mr. Krabs is now is now over here. >> Terrific. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's great. That's wonderful. >> Going in again. Why is What the hell? >> I got Oh my god. >> Rich. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> Stuck right here. >> I'M GOING IN. OH, [ __ ] I'M NOT GOING IN. >> What's that? >> Mr. Krabs might be stuck. >> He's definitely stuck. You got 6 minute 4 seconds, boys. You got to start to light them up. Officer, do you throw some fire burgers in his [ __ ] >> I don't have any fire burgers. >> I'll take care of him. I'll take care of him. You got to do this voice quick. We got to do this boys quick. Mr. Spider just busted. >> Oh, Ging positive. I'M GOING IN. WITNESS ME. Holy [ __ ] What the hell? >> Take this, foul beast. I'm up. I'm up. I'm giving IT TO HIM. I'M GIVING IT TO HIM. YEAH. >> OH, that hurts. Yeah, just a little. >> He's open. It's open. Your deadlines. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> One down. >> Shield, >> dude. We We >> Two down. Two down, >> dude. It >> I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Oh my god. >> Run. >> He turned. He turned. >> We have 5 minutes. >> Got this. We got this. He's got to lit up. He's got to light it up. >> Oh, we got this. We got this. >> Where is it? >> Over the hill. >> It's so far away. >> Come to me at the at the burger pushy. Oh, I'M THROWING ANOTHER BURGER. OH [ __ ] OPEN YOUR MOUTH. >> I missed two fire burgers. Oh my goodness. It's already smoking. It's already smoking. Doing fire burgers. Got it again. Got this. We got this. We got this. >> Dude, why is he flying so fast like that? Fentel, >> do another one. >> Do another one. That's me. That's me. We got this. We got this. We got this. >> There's spiders there now. Spiders there. The crabs is there. They're getting freaky crab. >> Throw another fire burger. >> And we can't even shoot it from here because Oh my goodness. >> We get with rockets. That's not all we can do. >> Oh. OH MY GOD. SPACE JET. OH, DINGLE. OH, DINGLE. OH, DINGLE.

[39:18][ __ ] You got this, BOYS. YOU GOT THIS. IT'S ALMOST IT'S ALMOST KILLED. Throw another fire burger. Dude, what is happening? Oh my goodness, dude. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. >> WE GOT THIS. IT'S ON FIRE. IT'S ON FIRE. IT'S ON FIRE. >> YEAH. PEANUT, pick me up and I I can help you. >> Are you here? Are you here? >> Yeah, I'm I'm right next to you. >> Watch out. Come on. Come in. I got you. I got you. We got this. We got this. We got this. We got this. >> No, you're not blinged up. >> Last chance to get out. I repeat, >> guys. Finish it up. We just trying to call these guys. >> Okay. >> It's a minute 44, by the way. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT BLINGED UP. >> GET HIM. HOLD YOUR BACK. How about you? Medium. >> Um 50 rounds. >> I can unload. I can unload. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh my god. We're not going to make it. We're not going to make it. We're not going to make it. There's only a minute left. We're not going to make it. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. >> No. WE GOT TO GO. WE GOT to go. We got to go. >> Okay. >> We got a hatch key. >> Yep. I got a hatch. >> Got to go here. We got to go. We got to go here. >> Oh, dude. We can't even get out the What? >> What do you mean? What do you mean >> in >> Oh [ __ ] >> This is not This is not >> We got this. We got this. WE GOT THIS. NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER WON. Oh [ __ ] Give up. [ __ ] >> No, we never give up. >> Thank you, Mr. What if we go for here? What if we go for that? >> Yeah, >> dude. A third peanut. Okay, >> we're dead. We're dead forever. We're dead. We're dead forever and ever. We're dead for Oh my god. Oh my god. We're dead forever. We're dead forever and ever. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. The problem is is me and officer were stuck in there and I was trying to also get >> face Jesus off of you. >> Yeah. >> Actually, gentlemen, >> I wasn't against your plan. LIKE VERY >> WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU GUYS AT? >> WE WERE GETTING [ __ ] >> I WAS COOKING. I WAS COOKING WITH ON FIRE. I WAS LIKE I WAS IN A KITCHEN AT A KOREAN BARBECUE PLACE UNTIRE. >> OKAY, first of all, Peanut, if we're going to do this, we have to not >> First of all, you have to admit that it's called Ru. >> That's step one, >> dude. >> It's called Risu. It wasn't just her accent. >> Until then, I'm not moving forward. Rice for you. >> Raisu. I She so needed that to work. I'm so poor. Oh [ __ ] >> I need that. >> Try that again, but this time, can you wait to aggro it when we're all in the middle? >> Of course. Of course. Mhm. Of course. >> Gingi's the money man. >> You're the money man. And then we dick around and we steal her lu and she dies. >> That's my favorite. >> What the hell? >> That's like my favorite part. I go I go chuch-ching. That's what I say when I'm looting Gigi's dead body. Ch-ching. >> Grabbing a a weapon off a dead corpse. Ch-ching. Grabbing all the loot that she worked hard for. Chuch-ching. Oh, she's yelling in the background. Guys, where were you at? You weren't helping. Chuch-ching. My favorite part. >> I say cha-ching when I [ __ ] your mom. >> All right. Okay. I don't even know when that would come into play. That doesn't sound like good forplay talk at all. >> Me to [ __ ] her. >> All right. Okay. God damn, Gingi. >> All right. Okay. All right. Okay. I just would like to remind you that my mom is a real person that sometimes watches the stream. >> GG's. >> If you're here, mom, sorry. She was homeschooled. She doesn't know no better.

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