[0:11]Good night. Namaskar, Namaskar, Namaskar, Namaskar. Main aap sab logo ko welcome karna chahunga yahan par meri toy shop. Ab dekhiye dukaan jo meri hai wo thodi chhoti hai, thodi gandi hai par khilaune jo hai na wo A1 hai. Special hai. Lajawab hai. Haath ki karigiri hai. Aap soch rahe honge inme aisa kya special hai. Are inki speciality ye hai ki ye chalte hain aapke ishaaron pe. Aapki taaliyon pe. Dekhna chahenge? To bajaiye, bas do taaliyan. Taaliyan. Taaliyan.
[1:07]Hai na badhiya? Kuch khareedna ho, kuch samajh aaya ho, mujhe bata dijiyega main kone mein baitha hoon. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[1:24]Iqbal Singh! Papa! Need nahi aa rahi. Khilaune chahiye. Hamein bhi khilaune chahiye. Iqbal Singh, saareya sohn da ki lena saaf-saaf dasde menu. Papa, shakal toh changi nahi hai, gal ta changi karlo. Koi nahi hai, enna hi paisa hai, te ek lakh rupiye mere hath te rakho. Oh, ek lakh rupiye mere hath te rakho. Saale tera pyo kutteya de nal baija Iqbal Singh, saale tere hath te rakha. Papa, aisi baat na karo. Kyon? Achi nahi lagdi. Mujhe shak nahi hai, mujhe pura yakeen hai, raat hi raat hi. Raat hi raat hi. Kab tak dorne laga. Oh you think your father is a bahar dancer? No, he's not. Hega, hega, hega. Oye, subah subah mai aapki chaal dekh ke bata doon raat hi kudiyon ke saamne apne kitne thumke maare hain. Maine siraf teen thumke maare hain. You are degenerating. Oye, jadon mai teri umar da si na, mai papa ji naal akhan bhi ni milanda si oye.
[2:30]Sorry. Oye aisi baat nahi hai. Koi aisi baat nahi hai. Koi aisa karne wale kaam bhi ho. Mujhe sab pata hai woh SRCC ki girlfriend ke barein jisko aap jama pe jam, jam, jam jhoote dete the. Bhai mai kisi SRCC ki Sanjana ko nahi janta. Oye naam nahi diye, shakal toh dikha do. Oh, aisi baat nahi hai. Wah bhai, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. Shaabaash. Oye chal.
[3:19]Oh, chup kar ke lamlet ho ja chal. Aur kyon? Oh, kyunki teri umar ke munde aisi sawal puchde, jawab nahi karde oye. Kyon nahi puchde? Oh, kyunki mai apne pyo to sawal nahi puchhe, mere pyo ne apne pyo to sawal nahi puchhe. Bhai tere sath me nahi hai. Oye tere sath to sawal nahi puchhe. Oye tu abhi bhi apno ki chhati vily. Main nahi puchunga. Main nahi dunga. Main nahi dunga. Main nahi dunga. Meri mummy. Meri wallet. Oh meri wallet. Oh meri wallet. Tujhe so ja. Chaahe din ho chaahe raat ho, tere man mein jo bhi baat ho, tu so jaa. Bhala sa ho jaa. Jo zehnon mein sawal hai, andheron mein jawab hai, tu so jaa. Na diya sa ho jaa. Sapnon ka jo ye jaal hai, us mein uthte sawal hai, tu so jaa, unko na suljha. Sapnon ka jo ye jaal hai, us mein uthte sawal hai, tu so jaa, unko na suljha. Bhai sahab, time kya hua hai? Time? 5. Thank you. Iqbal Singh. Oye hello, Iqbal Singh School da time ho gaya uth jao. Iqbal Singh. Iqbal Singh. Iqbal Singh.
[5:08]You learn to be a responsible Indian citizen, khul ja bahne sab yaar. Chuck your shirt in. Smile like a gentleman. Tiger, you're in. Look at the mirrors.
[5:29]Papa! Ye sheeshe mein kaun hai? Mujhe toh nahi dikhta. Main koi katputli nahi hoon. Main koi katputli nahi hoon. Mujhe darr lag raha hai. Main aisa nahi hoon. Main aisa nahi hoon. Main aisa nahi hoon.
[6:14]Iqbal Singh, tere sawal aur tere jawab aur tere sapne zaroorat se zyada badhte ja rahe hain. Aur ab tujhe ek responsible Indian citizen banne ke liye Gabbar Gurukul jaana hoga.
[6:36]Kya aapke bache ko raat ko neend nahi aati? Kya aapke bache ko raat ko daravane sapne aate hain? Agar haan toh use hamare paas bhej dijiye. Kyunki sirf GTBIT College ki Natak Sanstha Saxena aapke bache ko sunane ke liye top level ki suvidhayein laaya hai.
[7:02]Hum hai ab yahan, ab jaenge kahan, kashmakash mein hai, saara ye jahan. Kehte toh hain sab, insaan hai sabhi. Insaniyat ko ab, hum dhoondenge kahan? Gar sun sake to behra ban, jaan ke anjaan ban, dekh ke andha ka kar, agyan ban, nadaan ban. Mubarak ho, insaan hua hai. Hote hi ye, ghutna hua hai.
[7:55]Ye main kidhar aa gaya? Mujhe ghar jaana hai. Mujhe ghar jaana hai.
[8:22]Mujhe Papa ke paas jaana hai. Aaj se aapke mummy-papa, chacha-chachi, dada-dadi hongi. I will give them a gift, for Gabbar Gurukul, discipline, discipline, discipline. Humne yahan chhote chhote baccho ko bada banaya hai. Mujhe nahi rehna is school mein, mujhe ghar jaana hai, mujhe Papa ke paas jaana hai.
[9:07]Mujhe nahi rehna is school mein, mujhe ghar jaana hai. Mujhe papa ke paas jaana hai. Jay, Ramayan. Jay, Ramayan. Jay, Ramayan. Jay, Ramayan. Chatayu beta, namaskar, adaab, sat sri akaal dadi. Jita rahe, mere sexy hot, Chatayu jita rahe. Aur beta kidhar ja raha tha? Oye dadi, udte udte pankh gande ho gaye the, dry clean karane ja raha tha. Shabash beta, shabash. Beta, teri na ek chitthi aayi hai. Oh, meri chitthi. Oh, kiski chitthi hai dadi? Chup. Oye, ye kya? Oh, dadi, yeh to meri girlfriend ki hai. Aisi personal letter kyu padhti hai? Kyun tu hi mera chitthi hai?
[9:59]Khas kar sardiyon ki raaton mein, kambal ke andar, rajai ke andar. Ussi chakkar mein toh. O, dadi, ab to bol de, ab to sach bol de.
[10:56]Ravan ne Sita Mata ka apaharan kar liya hai. Oh Sita Mata ka apaharan. Raavan ke khilaaf, furen jaari.
[11:10]Dadi. Mai Sita Ma ko bachaane ja raha hoon. Mai Sita Ma ko bachaane ja raha hoon.
[16:44]Iqbal Singh, yes sir. Tumhara favourite colour kya hai?
[16:50]Sir, jo sabka favorite colour hai, black. Pass. Pass.
[18:04]Humko nahi maalum ye baatein humko nahi maalum.
[18:20]Hum kudedaan, aapke dwaar par. Hamara dustbin. Iss poore shehar mein sabse bada dustbin hai. Aap apna kooda is dustbin mein hi dalen. Kyunki hum iss Bharat ke ujjwal bhavishya ka kamal ugaayenge.
[19:43]Hum bas, insaniyat hamein aasmaan ki hai nahi. Soch hamari choti thi. Khwahish hamari choti thi. Raavan ki pehle to bhaiya din mein sirf do waqt ki roti khaya karte the. Lekin jab se ye nayi sarkaar aayi hai, poore ek waqt ki khate hain. Waise to hum sabhi dharmo mein vishwas rakhte hain, arthaat secular. Lekin sabse naandari sarkaar aayi hai na, saala Sunday ka jism bahut miss karte hain.
