[0:00]Hey, I called you last night. How come you didn't call me back? Oh, I got busy, sorry. So you need to ride to my archer this weekend? Oh, no, I have to go to Madison with my parents. I'm so sorry. Well, you want to watch a movie tonight? Can't, I'm doing major plastic sabotage tonight. We don't have anything planned for tonight. Oh, I planned this one on my own. Love you. Bye.
[0:28]Gretchen thinks you're mad at her because she's running for Spring Fling Queen. Oh my God, I'm not mad at her. I'm worried about her. I think somebody nominated her as a joke or something. And if nobody votes for her, she's going to have a total meltdown. And who's going to have to take care of her? Me. So you don't think anyone will vote for her? Katie, she's not pretty. I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever. The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty. Now the crazy thing is, is that it should be Karen, but people forget about her because she's such a slut. Anyway, I got to go. I'm going to bed.
[1:02]Well, she's not mad at you. Hold on. Are you okay?
[1:14]Hello? If someone said something bad about you, you'd want me to tell you, right? No. What if it was someone you thought was your friend? What do you Hold on, other line. I'm not taking this anymore. Good for you, Gretch. Hello? Let's go out. Okay, hold on. I'm on the other line with Gretchen. Don't invite Gretchen. She's driving me nuts. Hold on. Okay, hurry up. It's Regina. She wants to hang out with me tonight, but she told me not to tell you. Do not hang out with her. Why? You don't want me to tell you. Oh, you can tell me. Hold on. Oh my God, she's so annoying. Who is? Who's this? Gretchen. Right. Hold on. Oh my God, she's so annoying. I know. Just get rid of her.
[2:06]Okay. What is it? Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut. She said that? You didn't hear it from me. A little harsh, Gretch. Whatever. She has a right to know. I can't go out. I'm sick. Boo, you whore.



