[0:01]Okey dokey. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Super Mario Lego Party. Where after years of demand, we at Nintendo have finally decided to release Lego Mario Minifigure Sets. Woohoo! Yeah, yes, finally. Something I'll actually willingly spend money on. I can finally throw away this garbage. Hey Dad, you're gonna buy me a Lego Mario minifigure set too, right? Yeah. Sure, why not? How did you win the sperm race? Hey Kamek, do you think LEGO will ever make a 2% milk LEGO set? Maybe one day sire. Maybe one day. Sire, do you think I'll be added to the new Lego set too? Why is everyone asking me hard questions? Diddy, we need to start saving up bananas. Ooh, I want those Legos. DK, are bananas even a form of currency? We're gonna be taking weekly showers in order to start saving bananas. Ooh. But DK, we don't even shower at all. Exactly. Hey Mario, how much are these Lego sets anyways? Well, that's up to our treasurer of Nintendo to decide. Meanwhile, Wario, make it 69 dollars. No Waluigi, 80 is the new standard. Look at Mario Kart World. Wa ha ha ha ha. Um, Mr. Wario. What? Aren't these prices a little bit too cheap for your standards? Are you this much of an idiot? The minifigure is going to be 80 dollars. Wah, the set? Ooh. I don't know yet. What, Koopa, where'd you go? Waluigi, why is there nobody here? No! Wah! Wah! Shut up, Junior. But Dad. I think I've gone blind. I can't see anything anymore. Junior, you didn't go blind. The lights went out. Ooh, Diddy, I think I grabbed a banana. Hey, I feel something on my Bowser Junior. Ohh, get away from me! Hey Mario, Mario, I'm finally back. Everyone here is gonna be so surprised when they see us totally naked. Luigi, I've already told you. It's not that kind of party. Oh no. Hey, shut up! I hear something. Hi.
[2:29]Oh, what? Waluigi! Wario, where are we? Ah, my head. What the Mario, what's going on here? I don't know, okay? Everyone in here now. Mario, what is this place? Oh, it smells like rotten bananas. Dad, I'm scared. Relax. We're in the security room. We had a security room? Apparently. Look, see, here are the cameras. And look, it's Wario. Hello Wario. Hey, why is that stupid camera looking at me, wa? No! Wa! We're all gonna die! Oh no, that's a no good. Oh, look, it's Waluigi. Never mind. DK, I gotta go pee. Just do what I did, Diddy, and go in that bucket. Wait, actually, hold on. I gotta go again. Dad, are we gonna die? We better not, or else I'm suing you too, Mario. Relax, Gay Bowser. Everything is going to be okay, dokey. Sire, where did the little monkey go? Yeah, monkey. Oh no, Diddy. Mario, find him on the cameras now, and find me a new diaper while you're at it. Already on it. Wait, Diddy, Diddy. Oh hey guys. Diddy! Little buddy, no! That stupid little brick is gonna get a piece of my- DK, no! It's too strong. Take that! Hey, wise guy. Lego Mario time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh no. Mario, what happened? We ran out of power. See? Woah, Five Nights at Freddy's reference. Oh no. What the? Oh no. Junior, Junior, where are you? Hey papa, son. Oh, there you are. Join the brick side, papa. Wait the gay side of what? Surprise. Junior, what happened to you? Yeah, join us, Bowser. Yeah, join us, Gay Bowser. My organs have been squished into each other. No. Oh, my hand. Wait. Oh no. Oh god, it was all a dream. Super Mario Bros. 2 reference. Hey Dad, look at this toy that I found. Rah! Rah! Thanks for watching.
