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Mike the honey badger part 2 💀

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[0:00]In the last video, Mike the Honey Badger was stealing honey until a black mamba bit him right in the ass. Terrible idea.

[0:07]Instant pain. Then bro drops into a coma, but two hours later, he wakes up and decides to hunt down the snake that violated him.

[0:13]On the way, he runs into a wild dog den, and instead of leaving, he steals a baby. Critical mistake.

[0:18]The whole squad jumps in, pure chaos. But Mike takes zero damage.

[0:23]Walks it off like it was warm up because Mike is simple. The more it hurts, the more he commits.

[0:28]Even after getting stung by a scorpion, bro tanks it and wins. Still not enough.

[0:33]Now, he finds an ostrich egg. Mission: crack it without getting caught.

[0:37]He pushes, again, and again. Yeah, still not dead.

[0:40]And he finally breaks it open. Bro starts devouring everything.

[0:44]And then death penalty pulls up again, the black mamba, same one. And of course, he still goes for it.

[0:49]Zero hesitation. He charges, too late. He gets tagged. The pain, like someone poured hot sauce straight into his bloodstream.

[0:57]But Mike is built different, where anything else would shut down.

[1:00]He keeps going forward, always, until he grabs the mamba. Bro is finished.

[1:05]All of this because he got bit in the ass.

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