[0:00]Hello, Dan and Phil Games anniversaries and goodbye because we have been doing this for too long. We've known each other too long. It's over people. We've said everything we need to say. You're ready to have an existential crisis. This week was 15 years since the start of Dan and Phil. How? How is that possible? What the hell? When I'm only 25. Yes, okay. So we thought it'd be a good idea to test how well we know each other by playing the newlywed game. Because what is a better way to sum up 15 years of speculation and bullshit conspiracies? Yes. So you're saying there wasn't a phwedding? I guess you should come to our tour and find out. We discussed that. That's a threat. What does that mean to people who don't know what you're talking about? The wedding. See you in Australia soon. And before we begin,
[0:48]Do you want to celebrate how much time you've wasted being in the Dan and Philverse? Well, check out the 2009 core Fanversary merge. It's limited edition. You can grab it by clicking the link below. This is going to be one and done. If you hear now, it's boom. It's super limited. You had to just simply be so online and Dan and Phil that you are aware of the 15-year anniversary and see this video to see it. So snatch it and then when you see someone new in two years, rub it in their face physically. I feel like we've cultivated the 2009 vibe with this one though. Fuck yeah. I love it. It's giving... No, but seriously, imagine it. So in right now. Yes. We met someone that was like, hey, my teenage brother's really into you. So, what do you mean? It was like, well, he's just like so interested in like old school emo culture. Okay, really? Well, tell your 13-year-old brother, wow, he's got great taste. Yes. Dan has handily printed out these signs. We've got graphic design. It's my passion. P Dawg and Danny Boy. What? Really? Wait. Really? Rotate. Okay, thanks you. These signs. And we asked you to send in questions because, you know, this is a community affair. It is. These last 15 years, couldn't have done it without them. So why not let them ask the questions? Ask the questions exactly. You are our third in this video. I don't even know what that means. A questioning third. Let's just do it. It's too late. He said it now. If we do not agree every single answer, we must agree. Like me and Phil are so cooked mentally. Yes. We have reduced into a single broth. We are like the most diluted French sauce mentally. We are. And the first question is, who would be caught tied to the wall at Furcon? And Phil, explain your example. I was trying to think of something unhinged and something normal. Something wholesome. Something normal. Right. We're doing the thing. We're playing the game. Who cares anymore? Yes, it is Danny Boy. Do we even have to say anything? No comment. Okay. Although I feel like I get myself into some kind of jape where that would happen accidentally. 100%. There would be someone that came as a spider that's created like an elaborate nest and then you would trip into it. I mean, it sounds fun to me. Who's most likely to say, I'm about to bust when something satisfying happens? Danny Boy. I feel like I say that regularly. We say that a lot. You say that like in front of my I say that when I'm having a smoothie. I'm like, I'm about to freaking bust. Sometimes you are though. You know what made me about to bust the other day? We got a really satisfying towel dispenser in the bathroom. I just don't think that's the appropriate use of the phrase. I heard it. I was like, I'm about to bust. Right. No, Phil filmed it. Oh, that is so mechanical yet creamy. That is good. That is good. But it had a hum. It was like, who is bossier? I can't wait to hear this one. I agree. I am a bit bossy. I like things to be a certain way. Phil is what I call a stinky baby sometimes. I'm not. I'm not a stinky baby. I call Phil a stinky baby. You are also. I think we're quite bossy almost equally, but no. I just want things that are important to get done when they need to get done. You're like, somebody bring me my coffee. I'm just like, don't talk to me until I've had a coffee. That's it. That's the only rule. Good for you, Phil. You assert your need. My therapist says I need to do that more. Get me a drink, bitch. Who is most likely to cut the video off due to a sponsor? Oh, shut up. Well, did you know today's video is sponsored by the wonderful Dragon City. It feels like they've been with us for 15 years. They have. They've been with us more than some of you have. Just about. And to celebrate our special milestone. They've done something so incredible. Phil asked for them to do something. I'm so happy. Because we can't take them on tour in Dragon City, we can now have the feel. Yeah. You can get a statue of Dan and Phil's plushy seal as a statue. Phe/Phem on your island. Oh my gosh, feel unlocked. Look at it. I could cry. It's so cute. Look at the face on that thing. I love it. Bonk. Oh yeah. Oh, look at that. Life couldn't be better. And if you've been living under a shed and don't know what Dragon City is, it is the dragon breeding, battling, island decorating, adventure game.
[5:05]And you can get it for free by clicking the link below, scanning this QR code. Excuse me. But not only that, what are they going to get? They'll get 15,000 food, 30,000 gold and this spooky season, the zombie flame dragon. Yes. Wow. Look at this majestic beast. That's a spicy skin. Not only that, we're throwing in our Flame Susan skin as well. Thanks, Dragon City. Thank you for that bundle of dreams. I cannot wait to breed that zombie with someone. Who would accidentally answer the door with no pants on? Wait, let me think about this. I I it would be me. Sometimes I leave the door open and forget it's open is what I'm saying. Phil would be like, oh I just felt like there was cloth on my legs. No. Yes. No. You've been walking around Pooh Bear for the last hour and a half. I usually got my pants on. Who drinks more? Definitely Danny Boy. Because Phil can't. Phil's like, I've had one drink. Whereas I'm like, I've had 15 drinks. Dan is your day, really? What am I going to feel something? God, please. Just let me feel something. You're just too dense. I'm a lightweight. I only need two drinks and I'm That's money efficient to be fair. Yes. So that's fine. Phil's out. He'll have a good night for $7, whereas I'm $500 deep just going please. Please. I'd say I'm quite silly when I've had a drink. Would you say so? Or would you call it annoying? Captain Silly, is he silly? Yes, I would say you get more silly. Silly Billy Award. I made a YouTube video about this. I am the clumsy/horny. That's a bad combination. It is a terrible. You're dealing with a zip on some pants. Yes. Who is the gayest? The gay I feel, oh, what does that mean? Are we just talking about who's just got that raw attraction? Well, there's a Kinsey scale, right? Who is gayer? I think I'm gayer. I as much as I love the concept of women. What are you saying? Sadly, I don't get any tingles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, let's just, let's just move on. Who is most likely to get a tattoo? Ooh. Oh, I didn't think you'd agree with me there. I think that we're both scared to commit to getting something on our body. Yes, in case we hate it. Occasionally I do something unhinged like this. Exactly. So, Phil is having a midlife crisis at the moment. We're not. It's a rebirth. No, you're having your twink death crisis. Rebirth. That's something is rejuvenated. Reborn, hey, and he may just get a spontaneous tattoo. You never know. Can we talk about the tattoo that you almost got? No. Okay. So in Final Fantasy, there is a creature called the Cactar. Right. And I almost got the Cactar tattoo. And there was a cool artist that you followed on Instagram who's like Pixel Art. And I thought honestly, it's like, it's cute, it's nerdy, it's a cactus, it's part of your branding. It looks great. Yeah. And then Phil realized, if you blur your eyes, just look at the shape of. It looks like it looks like something else. No. Next. Next. Stop it. You just really, really, really do not want someone to punch you in the back of the head. No. Because they thought something else. And you so nearly did it. I so nearly did it. I almost bought the apartment. You were like ready to DM the person. That was a sign from God. On your nose as well. No tattoo. Someone on Twitter was like, oh, Phil, you got a boring phone case now. No, it's glittery. Look. It's silvery glitter. It is nice. Look at his glitterous. Yes. Who's most likely to have the next medical emergency? Do we have to say? He's a walking accident in emergency unit. I mean, it's not an if, it's a when. Are you got the eye thing though? I did have that. You always poked me in the fucking eye. You give your hands to yourself, bucko. I've got over my ribs. That's the last thing now. That was the last one. You want me to repeat it? You got over it. Do you mean it's healed or you've just decided you are done getting attention for it? It's healed, but it kind of hurts if you press it too hard. Who is better at time management? No. Are you fucking serious? Look whenever we're going. All right. Stop it. All right. Here we go, people. Oh, how many minutes in are we? Ding, ding, ding. Look. Let me just mark my territory. Woman was too stunned to speak. Excuse me. Can I get a trump bulletproof glass? Look, you're always like, oh, I need to just get changed. I need to do this thing again. And then we're five minutes late for everything because you're not ready. I'm not 22-year-old chaotic twink Dan anymore. You make us late. These days, I'm the one huffing and puffing and you're like, I'm just putting my shoes on. And it's like, Phil, why does putting your shoes on take 11 minutes? And I'm not saying like Phil's going, oh wait, by that I need to like get a jacket, I need to do my hair, I need to do my content, I need to do this. I mean literally Phil will be like, I just have to put some vans on. And for some fucking reason, it will take Phil 11 minutes. Okay. Every single day. We're on tour. Your entire suitcase has exploded all over the room and you're like, I'm just looking for my lens wipe, why? Who snores more when sleeping? When else would you snore? Like when awake and well, just sitting there. Someone on the bus complained that they could hear Phil snoring. I don't know why. He really does that. He sounds like a feral hog. He sounds like a helicopter taking off. It resonates through the house. It must be if I've got a bit of a blocked nose. How do you not wake yourself up with the sheer debility of this utterance? But I'm thankfully it's not every night. Who starts more arguments? Oh, here we fucking go. Oh no. I would say, I don't start arguments. I finish the arguments. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't. Phil starts shit. I end shit. I think Dan is more petty about small things. Dan would be like, No. You said the milk was oat, but it's actually almond. Okay, so I'll point out, here's the difference. What at what point does it become an argument? Because I think Phil does stupid shit all the time and I just observe it. And by simply verbalizing my observance of Phil's actions, Yes. He says that is starting the argument. I think it is. Phil starts being like, don't talk to me like that. And I'm like, can I not just observe the fact that you did forget to charge your laptop? What you need to do is be a breezy Susan and just let things wash over you like me. So when you're goofing and hoofing and aloofing, just don't worry about it. That's just who I am. Okay. I think I just got gaslit. Who kills/removes the spiders? It's me. Yeah, Dan is terrified of anything insect. I'm not getting near that shit. I'm a glass card released kind of guy. Phil will be like, fetch me the jar. It chucks it out the window. That's it. I'm like Phil, you looked to see if there's a passerby on the street. I mean, no. Some postman, someone walking their dog. And someone's just like, yate. Who is more likely to stand up for the other when a restaurant gets their order wrong? Ooh, I think that would be Danny Boy. Yeah. Phil does not like confrontation. I don't. Phil will be like, oh, you gave me the cheese super allergy knife ball. I'll just eat it anyway. Tasty. Yum, yum. I have got better though. Good for you. Thank you. Who's more likely to be lurking on social media? It's going to be P Dawg. I don't want to look at that shit. No. I have to keep Dan in the loop for you, or else you'll be traumatized. I mean, I'm in the loop of pop culture. I just don't want to be in my own loop, you know what I mean? And then I go on Twitter and it's like, this tweet is for you. I'm like, I'm not supposed to see that. No. Not supposed to see that with my eyes. Who is a bigger nerd? Oh, I think we're quite tight, but I'm going to lean into Danny Boy for your hyperfixations on random stuff like rollercoasters. If we're 100%, if we're talking like mysteries on Wikipedia, rollercoasters, video games, I'm like, yeah. I get in the holes. You are deep. You are deep in it. Like you're more of a dog than I am, but I'm definitely way nerdier. You know what I mean? If we look through our lives, I think the Buffy thing probably you're hard for Buffy. You can't judge them. Okay. That was you. You took a cardboard cutout of Sarah Michelle Geller to prom. Yes. You're on a list somewhere. I am. Which one of you is the Alpha? The Alpha Dog. Oh. Oh. I know. We need to fight right now. Rub it off. We're both betas. Let's be honest. How dare you? We're Sigmas. We're Sigmas. Are you? He's just going to go through the whole fucking alphabet. You don't know any of these words mean. Here's the thing, Phil. We're both alphas. Ah, woo. Because we're both two Chads that are unapologetically ourselves and don't give a fuck. True. That's what you need to be an alpha. No one tells us what to do. No. I don't like being told what to do, which is why I can't go to an exercise class. I am the alpha of the spin class. Someone's trying to tell Phil do a squat. He's like, make me. Fuck you. This is my class now. Everyone here, we're getting ice cream. Who's more likely to flirt with the waiter? Ooh, I think that would be me. Sometimes Phil will just be like, the pink drink. And I'm like, why are you giving him the eyes? I don't know. He ain't getting paid enough to deal with this. Sometimes I get some eyes back. That's the only time I do it. He wants that tip. Which one? Oh, Dan's also oblivious a lot of the time. So like the hottest guy ever could walk past and Dan's like, I'm tired. I I I'm thinking about politics. I'm like just, you know, fucking make this shit obvious. You need to hold up a sign in front of me and I'll be like, okay, maybe later. Who's more likely to become a stripper? Danny Boy. I mean, I think in another life, you would have an OnlyFans. I I just, I just think about this. And I'm like, if I had to honestly come up with a list of top five most likely alternate universe careers. Yes. OnlyFans would be in the top five. It would be there. And I don't know how to explain that to you people. I just feel like also being any kind of artist, entertainer, public figure, content creator is very similar. It is. I would not be a stripper though, because I have no sense of dance or rhythm. No, you'd kill the bridesmaids sure. I would jiggle in the wrong way and then you'd clap her face into a wall. Fast. I would squish them. What, on the style on Yelp. Unless they wanted that. Then you get paid more. Who is most likely to leave their hair on a shower wall? No. My hair is blonde, yours is dark. It would blend in. And yet, whom's does more likely to leave it there? When Phil is done with the bathroom, it looks like a small nuclear apocalypse has happened in there. Okay. I've got a lot of tribulations to do. Products. Your open things, you just throw the bag across the room. Phil uses three towels every time he showers. Okay. Who has a worse sense of direction? I don't know where I am at any point in time. Am I east? Are you west? Who has the highest screen time? Yes. I knew it's close, but you are on your phone more than me. You never let your mind just be chill. But if honestly, if I if I have to piss and I don't have a YouTube video playing, I'll have a panic attack. It's a problem. Like yours. Like there's a lot of just words in your life. It's not like you're not Right. I'm so terrified to be left alone with my own thoughts. I have to have a YouTube video playing. But if we're talking about who spends the most time actively sat looking at their phone, Then that is me. It's Phil looking at TikTok in a towel on bed. For nine hours. I get some good TikToks though. Which is why we're late. Yeah, I could just raw dog doing the laundry not listening to anything. And Dan's like, what is what is happening to you? Terrifies me. I like my own thoughts. Whom's ass claps the hardest? What the fuck? What? Did you take your red that right? Answer the fucking question, Phil. I mean, look. We're not going. Wait, wait, wait, wait. All I'm going off is the fact that my ass is quite thick. Anyone who knows Phil in real life knows he just has a naturally fat ass. With a P-H. It's a phat. It is a phat ass, because I am Phil. It's the phass. I think it's one of my better qualities. You can't help it. I can't help it. You're just born with that dump truck. Yeah, and every time you move it's just sending a an earth-shattering vibration. It claps when I stand up. TMI. Hey, look, we've been doing this for 15 years. Who gives a shit? That's what this video is all about, people. You asked, we're going to answer. This is on you. This is this is your fault. You didn't want to know. You fucked around and you're finding out. That's what this video is. I I feel like ass clapping is where we end this video. I feel like we crossed a line with that one. It's like, people are say, hey, it's the new Dan and Phil. They're so open. We've gone too far. Too far. This is enough. No. So thanks again to Dragon City for sponsoring. And if you want to get the feel in Dragon City, We commit to the degeneracy of our culture. Scan the QR code, click the link below. You'll also get 15,000 food, 30,000 gold, the Flame Zombie Dragon and the Flame Susan skin. I mean, you've got to do it. Do it. Thanks. See you in a bit. Subscribe if you want more mayhem. Like this video if you enjoyed it for the memories for the good times. For getting to know us on a level that you now regret. And also some spooky videos might be on the way. Oh, shoot. Yeah. Strap yourselves in because it's about to get dark. Yeah.
