[0:00]Come on, daddy, listen to me. It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me, you're a shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe. And then today I just stopped and I said, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a a purse? You know, or or or a hat. No, I don't want you to buy me a hat. I'm saying that I am a hat. It's a metaphor, Daddy. You can see where he'd have trouble.
[0:31]Look, daddy, it's my life. Well, well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. Well, I guess we've established you staying here with Monica. Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe. Guess what? You got a job? Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing. I was laughed out of 12 interviews today. And yet you're surprisingly upbeat. Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale 50% off. Oh, how well you know me. They're my new I don't need a job. I don't need my parents. I've got great boots, boots. How'd you pay for them? A credit card. And who pays for that? Um, my father.
[1:29]Come on, you can't live off your parents your whole life. I know that. That's why I was getting married. Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. Thank you. You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city, I was 14. My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison. And I got here and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was like cleaning windshields outside Port Authority. And then he killed himself. And then I found aromatherapy. So, believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
[2:03]The word you're looking for is Anyway.
[2:13]Ready? I don't think so. Oh, come on. Cut. Cut. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. Hey! Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're going to love it.
