[0:16]Your name, please? Nam bataye.
[0:20]Arjun, Arjun Mehta. Am I dead? Main mar gaya hu kya? Yes. Ji haan. Tuesday 6:43 p.m. Heart attack, Congratulations. Congratulations? Congratulations? Yes sir, everyone dies. Ha bhai sahab, sabhi marte hain. Kindly fill this short feedback form, it's the procedure. Bas ek chota sa feedback form bhar dijiye. Prakriya hai. How was your stay? Stay? Yes. Life? Yeah meaning, how was your overall experience? Ha matlab overall experience kaisa raha? Rate it between 1 and 5? Ek se paanch ke beech mein rate kijiye. One is traumatic, and five is 'would recommend to others.' Ek matlab traumatic aur paanch matlab would recommend to others. Yes, please make it quick. Ha, jaldi, jaldi kijiye please.
[1:02]Average. Average. Pretty much like all your choices. Bilkul tumhari choices ki tarah. Sir, life isn't that easy down there. Sir, life itni aasan nahi hoti neeche. Before making choices, we have to think about others. Choices lene se pehle dusron ke baare mein sochna padta hai humein ki Your list of repeated complaints has arrived. Tumhari repeated complaints ki list aagayi.
[1:20]Boss toxic, low salary, high traffic, no space, rent too high. Boss toxic, salary kam, traffic zyada, space kam, rent zyada. You're quite a strange man sir. Bade ajeeb aadmi ho bhai sahab. Your whole life you prayed for a long life, and then spent half of it killing time on your phone, Puri zindagi lambi umar ki dua karte the, aur aadha din phone mein bita dete the, taki time jaldi beet jaaye. And the other half, you kept cursing the boss. Baaki aadha time toh aap boss ko koste rehte the. But he was a horrible man. Are toh tha hi neech aadmi. No no, not your boss... our boss... your God. Nahin tumhare boss nahin. Humare boss. Tumhare bhagwan. So what good has He ever done for me till now? Toh unhone kaun sa acha kiya hai mere saath aaj tak? No, you tell me, why do bad things happen to good people? Nahin aap bataiye, why do bad things happen to good people? Good people? Good people? Who were the good people? Give me their names. Good people kaun kaun the? Zara naam bataiye. I mean, generally. Yeah, everyone is good in general. Ha, sab generally ache hote hain. But personally, they're just a little convenient. Lekin personally thode convenient ho jaate hain, hai na? Sir, what's the point of all this? What exactly do you want with me? Sir, yeh kya point hai yeh sab ka? Aap kya chahte ho aap mere saath? Look, your feedback decides whether you get moksha or a rebirth. Dekhiye aapke feedback se tay hoga ki aapko moksha milna chahiye ya rebirth.
