[0:00]Leadership, [music] respect, self-awareness, courage, integrity. All the qualities of a great team leader. [screaming] >> My girlfriend's making meat and noodles. >> I forgot to eat, so I'm actually starving right now. I feel like I'm hallucinating. Ah. Oh my god. You don't know how good that tastes. [laughter] You don't know nothing about cheese in it. Is it just me? Is it hamburger? Help me and noodles. I don't know what magic witch stuff she does, but it is absolutely divine. She be stroking my beef till I'm off. She be beefing my strogan. She be offing my beef till I strogan. >> Good boy. >> Oh my god. What the heck? Oh, this isn't good, boys. Oh, you [ __ ] serious? What did I JUST WITNESS? WHY AM I PLAYING? WHAT? >> NO, you have to rest him. You know, you have to rest him. It's for the colony. This is bigger than you. Get out of my home. >> Hold on. I got to have him. I'm having I'm having food in a show. >> Okay. Enjoy the show. >> This is going pretty good for me. Here, get them. YOU GOT THIS, >> GUYS. I need help on these bastards and [ __ ] Oh, you got dead [ __ ] You got dead. Sounds like you got dead. I actually feel so much better. I'm actually about to game like 10 times as hard as soon as I'm done with this. I feel I feel so much better. This is going to be the greatest gaming night of history right here. You just open a door. Did you open a door? Mark, did you open a door or not? >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You a [ __ ] >> Oh my god. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. [ __ ] >> You're actually an idiot. >> Oh my. Dude, you're an idiot. You're an actual just You're a [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] >> OH MY GOD. >> I ASKED YOU LIKE 10 TIMES if you opened the door. >> Oh my god. >> Over there. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING? CUZ HE'S EATING BOWLING [ __ ] GAMES. >> DON'T DO NOT ASK ME. Do not ask me what just happened. Do not coach. You pick me up. I will twirl on it. I will twirl on it. >> Fashion on me. I >> Oh my god. He sees me. He sees me. No way. Sir, wait. Sir. Sir, listen to me. Sir, listen. Listen to me, sir. Listen. Listen to me. Before you kill me, I have something very important to tell you. Okay. Listen. >> Murder that [ __ ] >> Oh, THERE'S ANOTHER TEAM. THERE'S ANOTHER TEAM. THAT'S OUR TENT. GO, GO, GO. CLOS [screaming] HIM. Not him. I'm safer. >> Oh my god. He's coming. Close. Close. Close. Close. You You dog. You [laughter] dog. He's here. He's here. He's here. >> He's dude. >> Dude, thanks for the help. Who do I make the check out to >> Who do I make the check out to? >> Watch us. Watch us. >> Who do I make the check out to? What do I put on the s line? >> What do I put on the Sim 2 line? >> Sir, I invite you to suck me. >> Brand new account cheating. Brand new account cheating report. Brand new account cheating. Not even set up community profile. Just made his account today. >> Perfect. Perfect. That what a sweet delight. Let's try or I mean I mean excellent time I mixed them up. Excellent. Excellent race. Are you the people in the breaking room? OH DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE. THEY were hiding. THEY WERE HIDING AND THEY'RE TERRIBLE. >> WAIT. THEY'RE BEHIND. They're on. They're on. They're on. >> They're James. >> Got [screaming] him. Beautiful. Gotcha. Beautiful. >> Homeless. >> They're homeless and ugly and poor. >> Oh my god. They're dumb and poor. >> Back. >> There's clickers here. We're good. We're good. OH, WIDOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. Take away. >> Danger. >> LeBron James. Trapping behind. Okay. Oh. >> Oh my god. They're handsome and sexy. >> Oh. >> Oh, nice. >> Got to be quicker than that. >> Crack the [ __ ] out of one. >> DUDE, HOW MANY BOMBS DO THEY HAVE? >> WAIT, GUYS. >> OH, we're dead. We're dead. We're dead immediately. >> One pushing. One pushing. Watch. Watch >> over there. Push it. He's pushing. He's pushing. Watch Going down. Oh, that's not going to be good for us. >> Go, go, go. >> Nice. I got Gucci Gucci. >> I think I I think we knocked one. He's up now, though. >> WE'RE BACK. [ __ ] I'M THROWING THIS [ __ ] IN A MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. [screaming] >> OH, THEY'RE HERE. They're here. >> HE'S out here. [screaming] Get out of here. IP3. [music] I got him. Got him. Got it. Got him. We're doing it. WE'RE DOING [screaming] IN. >> I forgot to press the shoot button on my gun. Nice. I'm >> good work team. Well, that worked out pretty grand. >> My Atlanta, >> brother. That was [ __ ] insane. >> Little bit of goop. >> I was one shot. >> Watch for be careful getting goop. >> Oh, he's dumb and poor. Dirty sexy spot. Rich people here. >> There's so many deaths outside right now. >> Oh, better pay up. I swear to God if you tell Coy, >> don't you say >> hell shots out here, boys. >> [ __ ] >> Two two knocks. Shh. >> Hey, what's up? Hey. Hey, come here. What's up? Hey, how you doing? Hey, >> what's that on your What's that on your back right there? >> Nothing. Uh, Venator, it looks like one of the classic weapons. It shoots two bullets at once, actually. Have you seen it? So instead of shooting one bullet at a time, it shoots two bullets at a time. Earlier it was way too powerful. So they had to nerf it from 75% fire rate to 50% fire rate for level four. >> I have traps everywhere. >> Mhm. >> Boys, there's a team baiting us with flares. I'm almost positive. >> Well, all right. See you later now. >> Nut bro is his name. >> I I have him with flares. There you go. I have my own. [snorts] >> Flashlight off. Flashlight off. It's a party. It's a party. It's a party. Hey, >> you owe me a Tempest. >> NO, I WAS THAT I GAVE YOU THAT TEMPEST ON on spaceport. I was running toward you to give it to you. >> Yeah, you owed me five. You gave me >> So, I owed you two. We agreed on two. >> Oh, no. No, no, no. >> Mhm. >> You owed Sorry, it was four. You gave me one. >> It was two. >> So, even though I died, I'm canceling that out. Then last game, I gave you a Bobcat. So, you back up to four. [laughter] I take your blood, Bobcat, you communist. [laughter] >> Yep. ON ME. >> OH, TOS, >> BRO. WHERE'S MY MINE? Where's my [ __ ] mine? LEBRON JAMES. OH YEAH. Oh yeah. Beautiful. I GOT YOU. OH, I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. CHARGE. [screaming] WAIT. TWO. TWO MORE. TWO MORE. TWO MORE. TWO MORE. DIE. YOU BEAT THE [ __ ] MY BAD. >> Oh my god. You got to be [ __ ] my ass. >> WAIT. TWO. TWO. TWO. TWO. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. TWO DEAD. >> Hold corner. Hold corner. Just hold corner. Just hold corner. >> Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. >> He's tagged blinds. Care and put. >> Stand back, boys. I'll handle these again. >> Ask me. How do you think Peanut prefers his peanut butter? Creamy, smooth, or crunchy? I'm betting Peanut loves it crunchy. Got to have that satisfying crunch between your teeth while indulging in the nutty goodness. >> Glad to make >> Well, YOU SHUT UP. I'M TRYING TO FOCUS. >> I CAN'T SEE. I CAN'T SEE WITH THE SMOKE. >> HEY, how you doing? >> I can't see with the smoke, bro. >> We're back. >> They're going to tell. They're going to tell. They're telling now. Telling now. >> Oh, I cracked two. I cracked two. I hit two hard. >> Nice. One more. One more. >> Two more. Well, >> I guess new team. >> Oh, grab me. Grab me. Grab me. Grenade. Grab me. >> Watch behind you. Watch behind you. >> Yeah. Run. There's >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Oh, HE'S DOING IT. HE'S DOING IT. >> No ammo. This like a six-man team or something. What is this, >> dude? No, man. I ran out of ammo. This is >> I'm leaving. I've had enough of this raid. >> Oh, they're screaming peanut. That's weird. >> Ah, perfect. What a what a sweet delight. Okay, not here, >> guys. Come on, man. >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Dude, they're blocking our exit. TURN AROUND. Turn around. >> I can't hear him, but I don't think he's saying anything nice. >> No. What's he saying? What's he saying? >> Oh, >> no. He resed me. Viva Brazil. They're resing. But there's another team up here. >> ON ME, [screaming] BROTHERS ON ME. >> OH NO. NO. >> NO. That guy resed me, man. >> Go, go, go. >> Wow. Go. Only Nick is dead. I can't lose his pocket. Go. I can't lose. Please. >> We're going to make it, Cloy. >> We're not going to make this [ __ ] >> We're going to make it, Cloy. We're going to make it. Never back down. Never what? >> Where? Everyone's saying wrong. >> Hello, sir. >> Everyone, >> hello. Good sir. THANK YOU, GOOD SIR. THANK YOU, [laughter] GOOD SIR. >> PEANUT. [gasps] >> THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES. >> I PROTECT YOU. I protect you. [laughter and gasps] >> LET'S RIDE. I told you we'd make it, Cloy. You just got to believe. [gasps] Ba Brazil. Ba Brazil. Go. Don't sit in that trash pile. >> Oh my god. >> See, I'm glink oink oink of a pizza. [laughter] >> That's me. Right. >> All right. Let's go back and get his stuff. Right. >> Okay. All right. Okay. Oh, hello, good sir. This is that fine gentleman I was telling you about. >> We're We're looking for a piece of equipment. You guys have a clean twoon one right now. Clean. >> What' you say? >> Oh my god. I'm going to die a horrible violent death. >> Oh, they baited peanut. >> Well, okay. My shield's broken. >> That guy's one up there. >> Got to do one. Oh my god. [laughter] >> I have Okay, >> you got to be kidding me. You have actually got to be [ __ ] my ass. 30 times with a 2x4. [laughter] >> I'm in need of immediate assistance. >> I have no defibs. You got to raise our boy. >> He's dead. >> Yeah, he's he got down as well. >> Oh. Oh, yeah. I can do that. I can do that. I'm going in. Wait. Actually, wait. That stick's body. I'm going to get them out. >> Oh my god. What the Oh, >> little bit of goop. >> They're on each. Oh my god, they're on every bridge. Uh, where's your bug? >> You know, I might get >> YOU LIAR. NO, I had it. You killed me. >> You didn't have one. >> I said I did. >> Please, man. >> Oh, run. Back on the average. Oh my god, there's a handsome man in front of me right here just smacking his [ __ ] Absolutely tormenting domestically abusing his cocking balls. Oh my god. >> I'm dead, man. >> Retreat. Retreat. >> I'm dead. F me. Peanut. Why didn't we leave, man? >> [laughter and gasps] >> What a sweet delight. VIVA BRAZIL. >> VIVA BRAZIL. Fever Brazil. [laughter] >> Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. Viva Brazil. >> Nice. The guy The guy jump >> Brazil. Yes. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> [screaming] [laughter] >> ARE WE so serious? [laughter] >> Are we so serious? >> Excellent, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Oh my god. OH MY [screaming] GOD. THAT GUY WAS about.1 nanoconds away from reviving me and then he blew up. >> GOODY. [screaming] >> He's locked. [ __ ] man. >> I'm logged in. I'm locked dead. If we >> I've never been more focused in my entire life. If we get to three and you don't get a [ __ ] knock, I'm going to skull [ __ ] you. >> GET TO 3-1. I'M GOING to literally 31. 31. >> I'm not going to knock on purpose. >> Okay, dude. >> Am I having a stroke? Three. What? >> What the hell is this guy talking about? We am I actually dying right now? [laughter] Does anyone else smell burnt toast? I What the [ __ ] is this guy talking about? [laughter] [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> What the We're going to the hole. We're going to the hole. >> I'm killing those people right there. >> Oh no. >> I'm killing those people right there. >> You just instantly died. >> Stand back. >> [ __ ] wizards, man. >> No wizards this time. Stand back. Stand back. >> Hey. Hey, Zipper. PEANUT. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. >> YEAH, one's over here. >> WE'RE DOING IT. WE'RE DOING it there. [screaming] >> Good heavens. >> Right here. Right here. Right here. >> Where's that R somewhere? >> Yeah. I ping for you. Right. Right here. >> Little bit of healing. >> Where the [ __ ] is your ping? >> Right here, [ __ ] Look left. Bottom left. >> Yeah, I'm staring at it. I don't see him. >> That's where he was. Oh my god, he's in the corner outside. Watch out. >> He's stupid. >> Dude, please, man. >> Oh my god. >> Okay. >> Yeah. The [ __ ] are we doing? >> Suffering. >> Oh my god. [laughter] He died at the buffet. I'm coming, [laughter] bro. >> Thank you. >> Oh my god. It's a new team. I want to die. >> Where? I'm the way we came. Nobody talked to me. Oh my [laughter] god. They're okay. >> I have a on your left door. Please lock in. Do something for once today. >> They're coming in. They're coming in. Code redee. >> I'm lit. I'm lit. I'm one. I'm one. I'm one. YOU [screaming] >> OKAY, DUDE. There's no way. By the way, that guy has to be full of [ __ ] in the door. I don't care what anyone says. >> Hold on. Listen. Peanut's over there. You can kill him. Just res me. Yo, that guy honestly just do it. Kill me, please. From that far away. >> No, you should. You should. [laughter] >> Yes. >> That guy spamming you. >> Please, sir. Please. >> Please, sir. Please. >> Hey, how you doing? >> Oh, it is a cheater, dude. >> How you doing? >> Good. How are you? >> Just hanging around. Yeah, it is >> good. NA server >> level one >> is hanging around. >> They're all level one. They're three cheaters. >> System N system R system. >> Yep. Yep. It's a group of >> guys. You guys are really good at the game. >> Almost too good at the game. Like inhumanely good at the game. >> Oh, >> like almost as if a computer is playing for you. >> Oh, thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. >> We can do them. >> Whoa. No one saw that one coming. Guys, guys, breaking news. The sky is blue. Guys, breaking news. Look under your feet. The grass is green. >> Okay, I'm leaving. >> I'm leaving. [laughter] Oh, no one saw that one coming. [laughter] Guys, guys, breaking news. Three cheaters have no father figure in their lives. I know. Breaking news, guys. Everybody sit down for this one. >> My tempest is directly above you. [gasps] [laughter] >> I'm [ __ ] leaving. You suck. >> Tempest. You can go. You should go. >> Okay. All right. >> I had a ladder. >> Okay. All right. There is no ladder in this building. What the hell are they doing? >> They [laughter] are going to [ __ ] >> Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. >> I'm going to [ __ ] you raw. >> You're already looted. >> Oh, that's good. Okay. Oh [ __ ] >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Uh um >> all right. See you later now. See you guys later. See you guys. >> Don't wor no, >> guys. Oh, no way. No way. No way, guys. No way. All right, guys. All right. >> Yeah, they're they're weird, huh? >> Yes. No. No, dude. I Who s Who could have seen that coming? No. No way, guys. This is my shocked face right here. They've familiarized yourself with it. This is my This is my I'm shocked face. You guys must be all rich and handsome. I I can't believe I'm I'm honored to be your presence. All right, see you guys later now, guys. [ __ ] yourself, sir. Eat [ __ ] and die. Hey, [laughter] good job playing the NA servers, man. >> Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. >> Holy [ __ ] dude. Oh, >> I'm sitting in this extractor seat and I'm not moving. >> Let me in there. Let me in the extractor seat. It's where I It's where I feel at home. >> All right, Chad. Does this team of hackers let peanut extract? >> What do you think? Oh my god. [laughter] Oh my god. [laughter] LET'S GO, [screaming] >> GUYS. YES. YES. [laughter] >> We did it. We did it. [gasps] >> Good work, everybody. >> You like that, boys? YOU LIKE THAT? [ __ ] THAT CHEETAH. EXCELLENT WORK OUT THERE, BOYS. DUDE, >> I want I actually want to say something, and it's actually the truth. We usually play with me as the team leader >> and and tonight we have not at all and we've died all night. >> FYI. >> I'm serious. I'M SERIOUS. >> NO WAY. >> I'm serious. I'm serious. [gasps] >> I think eating a bowl of lasagna and we get plowed. >> Guys, I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Give me one raid as a team leader. I will bring us out the most we've ever been. Was it Was it your idea to fight that demon? >> No. No, no, no. No walls. No, no, no tricks. No, no, no gimmicks. Murder. Bring your Bring your best goop. Bring your best goop. You have to place your trust in me. >> This map. I need you to find >> Let's ride. Yeah. You have to trust in me. You have to put your trust in me. Do you trust me, Cloy? >> I trust you. >> DO YOU TRUST ME? CAN YOU PUT YOUR TRUST IN ME? CAN YOU PUT IT in me, Closey? >> Yeah, I can put my trust in you. >> Thank you, sir. I need to hear Nick Merks say it. Nick Merks, can you put Can you put it in me? >> Don't you make ME SAY IT. >> CAN YOU PUT IT IN ME, SOLDIER? >> I'll put it in you. >> There's so many [ __ ] people. >> Let's ride. Let's ride. $100. Beat it. Full dies within five minutes. Honestly, that's very generous of you. [laughter] If I last 5 minutes, it's been a good raid, [screaming] >> boys. Stay on me. Stay on me. >> All right, >> it's time to get serious. It's time to get serious. >> Uhhuh. >> Killer. Exit. Exit in form. Exit form. Exit. Technique team. Through the through here. Through here. >> Right. >> Out here. Check out this water bottle. >> Through here. Through here. Activate vent. Extra form. Exit in form team. You see that? That's our first target right there. >> Everybody got stopped. Ready? >> I I I think that died to electromagnet like the the lightning. >> Oh, got you. Gotcha. Electromagnetic is a long word. I don't blame you for switching it to lightning there. >> Right. >> Does everyone have a snap hook? >> Yes. >> Okay. Three, two, one, and snap hook team. Oh, perfect form except for Nicks.
[23:45]Uh, thank you for joining us, cadet. All right, into the side of the building. Every line on the doors. Line up on the doors. Light up. Light up. Shut up. THREE, TWO, ONE, CONVERGE. >> WAIT, BRO. My I can't take my gun out. I can't wait. What's my gun doing? >> THROUGH THIS DOOR. DO THIS ONE RIGHT NOW. GO, GO, GO. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. >> I can't take my gun out. Wait, wait, wait, wait. >> What do you mean? >> What is this? What is this? What is this? WHAT IS THIS? >> SOLDIER, GET YOUR FIREARM NOW. OH MY GOD. OH my god. Oh my god. >> Drop it. Pick it up. I have a glitch, bro. I literally can't pick it up. [snorts] >> One, daddy. >> Good work. Good work. What is this, Denny? What is this? >> I have no clue. I don't know how to fix it. >> You have your bandage in your hand. >> No, I I have my gun out. >> You drop your bandage. Drop your bandage. >> What? >> It shows you holding a bandage or something. Drop your bandage or something. >> Ooh. Skim gets scammed. >> Oh, you're trolling. [laughter] >> Wait, dude. You're shooting with your fist. >> Yeah. Why is this glitched, bro? What is going on? >> He's one shot back there. Right here. J. >> There's two of them just sitting in the corner, man, with free kids. Holy [ __ ] Can we jump on them? >> I'm down. I'm down. >> GO IN. >> MY MY [ __ ] GUN IS COMING OUT OF MY MY MY DICK, >> GUYS. I just cracked three of them. >> I can't shoot my gun. You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [ __ ] All three. >> I can't even grab anything. I I I'm off. I'm get off. [laughter] >> Good night. No, you died. No, you're not. No, you're not. >> Good. Good. >> Keep no actually [ __ ] DIE. >> OH GOD. I GOT ONE. >> OH. OH. OKAY. I'm dead. I'm dead. All right. Okay. >> Are you [ __ ] I just MY SHOT CAME OUT OF MY [ __ ] TOES. >> I'VE SEEN THAT. I'VE SEEN THAT. >> I can't even aim. >> Talk to me, Peanut. >> Uh uh uh. I'm dead. I don't feel good. >> Um, other than that, everything's fine. >> Crawl or no? >> I can crawl. I can crawl. >> Thank you. Good job. >> We get We get a cup. Come on. >> Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. >> Get I don't even I don't want to play. Get away from me. [laughter] >> It's over. But me and Cloy say it's over. >> There's no hash keys. Get back here. >> Get over here. What? Where you going? Get back here you little bugger. >> Keys. There's so many people up there. You'll be fixed with his res. >> Get back here little bugger. Get back here. >> There's no hack keys. Stop. [ __ ] >> You pull your gun out. >> I think guys shoot. >> I [ __ ] freak the [ __ ] out, man. [laughter] >> Shoot with your hand. >> Oh, [ __ ] you. >> Where are these foring? We must wait in the sloo challenge for a second. Probably your DMA card. Oh [ __ ] There's a spider making love to a tree out there. >> Can you shoot? Can you shoot? >> I can shoot. I can shoot. I can shoot. >> THEN LET'S GET UP THERE AND SHOW THEM WHO THE BOSS IS. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] GOOD JOB. >> THAT RIDE. THIS IS IT, BOYS. THIS IS WHERE WE TAKE IT ALL BACK. [screaming] JUDGE. Hold up. Wow. Stick with the team beater. Stick with the team beater. >> That's me. That's me. >> On the corner. On corner. ON CORNER. >> CRACK. RUN. ONE. Both crack. Both crack. Two crack. Two crack. They're going to peek me. They're going to peek me. Just stare at it. >> I'm shooting at it. I SENT THE BACK. I SENT THE BACK. YOU'RE GOOD. You saved it. >> Nice again. >> Yeah. ONE'S OUTSIDE. ONE'S INSIDE. >> GOING [screaming] IN. >> WAIT. BEHIND YOU GUYS. ZIP. >> LOOT. LOAD. >> WAIT. I think we come down and reset this. Okay. >> Or we kill this team. >> Okay. I mean, we're going to get third partyed. Oh, >> another another one's zip. Another one's zip. Um, uh, as a team leader, I say >> we're listening to you, man. We're listening to you. >> Um, as a team leader, I say WE ALL PUSH THESE GUYS RIGHT DOWN REALLY FAST. >> OKAY, I'M COMING. >> SUCK IT UP. >> ALL RIGHT. TWO DOWN. TWO DOWN. OH, NO. WAIT. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. ONE. >> Got to heal. Got to heal. Heal. Heal. Heal. And I'm dead. >> Retreat. Retreat. Take your time. Take your time. He just defibbed. >> Wait behind you, Nicholas. Run now. Oh my god, dude. >> Run, girl, send you. Run. >> Oh well. Okay. All right. The team leader made a bad call. All right. I'm a big enough peanut to admit that. I'm a be I'm a big enough penis to admit that. Okay. Sometimes the team leader makes a bad call, a misinput, right? [gasps] Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid, guys. Guys, I don't know what age feels like, but I feel like this is as close as I'm going to get to it without [ __ ] some lady in Miami named Candy. I don't I [gasps] don't I I don't I don't [laughter] I
