[0:00]I'm trying to blend in this country. I'm trying to talk black, you know, I'm learning how to talk black now. Every day in the mirror I'm there like, you know, you. You type shit.
[0:16]You got a plan, you know, because they're reporting us, you know? So if they approach me, hey, are you an immigrant? Hell no, man. Man, shit. You got me fucked up, nigga.
[0:34]Yeah, it's one of us. That's my plate, you know.
[0:41]Don't forget to finish your food. My brother is hungry back home.
[0:49]That's what you guys tell your kids in America, right? Finish eating your food, they're hungry children.
[0:58]It just never helped me in any way. I've never been hungry in Zimbabwe and my mother is like don't worry. American is eating for you right now. Just close your eyes. You can feel the lasagna. Thank you.
[1:21]There's so much food in America man. The food here is a lot bro. The other day American friend of mine was like man, I am I was like no. You are hungry. Trust me. If you've never stabbed in your life you're not allowed to use the word. because that's my end word.
[1:48]I'm telling you bro. I'm sure when I go back to my my cousin like man I am hungry I'll be like You are. You've been to America you know put cheese in everything. You guys will put cheese in everything. The other day I'm eating, I'm enjoying what I'm eating. There's no cheese in it. This white lady was like, I think you should try adding some cheese on it. I was like, would you shut up and let me eat your ass in piss like the disrespect.
[2:29]I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. No, this is your tradition, not us. You guys do that. We don't eat us in Zimbabwe, no. It's you guys. Listen, we have the biggest in Africa, big. they can catch that catch sound waves, bro. But I've never been like, I want to eat it. Listen, we are starving. I've never been like, I want to eat that one. You repeat a lot, you know. You know, I I feel like the portions of food are too big here, man. It's like you guys are trying to compensate for something for like honestly, you know. Like back home in Zimbabwe our portions are very small, but our dick's man. Oh. They're huge. Like they grow from hunger. And I have been hungry my whole life. Mine is so big. I can't even take a dick pick, sir. Like I have to take a panorama.
[3:40]1 TB.
[3:46]Guys, what the fuck is daylight saving? Someone explained to me, white people, what the fuck? It doesn't make sense, man. You guys will move time forward and backwards. Most of the time I don't realize it happened. It's only after the friend of mine would tell me it was day like 70 yesterday. The first time it happened it happened while I was having sex. I was so impressed with myself.
[4:19]I was like an hour. I was calling all my ex-girlfriend like an hour 5 seconds baby I'm a changed man.
