[0:09]Are you alright? Yeah, I think so. That was weird. Oh, my head hurts. Um, who is that? Who is what? Oh, oh, that. That is a nobody. Seriously, Dad? Dad! Yeah, I know. Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first. Dracula! Okay, we got to go.
[0:35]Woah. So what, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat or were they bat-sized? Who exactly is that? Honey bat, you see, it's your birthday and you know I want you to have the best and specialest party of your life. So, well, I needed some help. You needed help? Well, look, I am very good, but I thought it would be even more best specialist if someone closer to your age helped plan the party. You're my age? Sure. Oh, well how old are you? 118. One hundred. Yeah, I'm 121. Really? Mhm. You see, everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party and he's helping. So, this is an emergency. Not now. Can't you see we're in the middle of something very normal here? Wait, what's going on here? There's an emergency in your precious hotel and you're not running to fix it. Why? Is because of him? Woah, look at my face. No, precious bones. It's not because of him. Good. Then go check on the emergency and I'll keep him company. No, anything but that. What? I mean, because he needs time to plan. And if you're keeping him company, then he's not planning. He's a company keepy. And then the plan it's it doesn't get planned. Uh-huh. Go on. Shut up. Okay, so maybe if you're not planning later, we can hang out. Sounds good. Yes. You hear that? It sounds good. So you will hang out. See you later, my honey. Lovely. Okay, you're not hanging out. Because you are leaving. Hey! Oh, what are you doing here? I thought you were planning. I uh, I never caught your name. My name is Mavis. Mavis. That's a pretty neat name. Yeah, my mom picked it. So are you gonna tell me your name? Me? Oh, my name? Good question. Well, obviously, I'm Frankenstein. No, you're not. Frankenstein is my uncle over there. The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart. Right, of course he's your uncle. Well, um, let's see, I'm not the Frankenstein. I'm his cousin, Johnny Stein. Johnny Stein? Ah. Uh, is he making fun of me? Oh, no. Of course he's not. Because he's your cousin, Johnny Stein. Yes, yes, yes. I don't have no cousin. No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed. On your right arm side. You have a cousin? Frank, if your arm could talk, he would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother. Who married a woman. Who was ranked for strangling a pig. I have pig strangling blood in my arm? That's kinda cool. Well, cuz, great to meet you. Thanks. Thanks for the party. Oh, yeah, you like my little touches? Oh, Johnny, you've been to the Taj Mahal. Come on. No monsters been to the Taj. Yeah, I wish I could go there. Oh, go. Don't, Dracula. Please don't kill me. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Hmm. Follow me. Oh. No, no, Mavis, I can't. I have to leave. You sure? It'll be fun. Okay. Wow, did you look at the view from up here? You could almost see Budapest. Who to pest? Is that near, WiFi? Huh? Oh, you mean Hawaii. Yeah, that place is a knockout. I just went to a music festival there. A human music festival? Uh, I believe so. So, did they all bite your toes and shove garlic bread in your face? No. Well, one dude took a bigger bite out of my energy bar than I expected, but I blame that on the heat. It's amazing. You've, you've been everywhere. Well, you know, it's the alternative. Just staying at home, never exploring, never seeing what's out there. I'm only gonna be uh 121, once, right? Gotta live it. Yeah. Oh, man. The sunrise from here must be amazing. Ow. Oh, I'm sorry. Man, you've probably never even seen a sunrise, have you? No, not really. Why? Come on, I have an idea. Watch. It's amazing. It's amazing.
[5:54]It's amazing. It's amazing. Thanks. Thanks for the party. Oh yeah, you like my little touches?
[6:23]Oh, Mavis. I'm crazily scared right now. Maybe that's a good thing.
[6:33]You. You. Why are you back?
[6:41]Because you're my Zing, Mavis. I'm your Zing? But you told me you hate monsters. Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna suck all the blood out of my body if I didn't say that. I wouldn't have that. Hey, no, he's right, I would have done that. Dad! I was wrong, devil chops.
[7:04]Do you really mean it, Dad? Go make your own paradise.
[7:13]Can we try that kiss over again? I think we can.
[7:22]Sorry. I, I just, I gotta get used to that. Go, go, do, do your thing.
[7:43]Hey, Dad. Oh, hey, guys. Todd, take a break.
[7:51]So what's up? Mavis was wondering if maybe you wanted to go for a fly. Oh, we haven't done that in forever. Any special reason? No special reason at all. Right, maybe. What's this deal? He's silly. Cuz you're Daddy's girl, or boy? Daddy's girl, or boy? I'm hungry again, honey. Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies? Oh, no, no, no, you mustn't give into your cravings. It's not good for the baby.
[8:23]You need to increase your spider intake so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly. And eat lots of sheep pie. I love you, Dad, but we don't even know if the kid's gonna be a vampire. I'd be thrilled if the baby's human, just like Johnny. Dad, can I hold my baby? If I were Dad, I'd say yes, but I'm the nurse, Francine. Hey, here you go, anyways. Wow, this is gonna be so amazing. Oh, yeah. You're gonna be so happy but not too happy. Huh? What? I wanna see everything you did growing up. As long as you're distracted, capiche? We can hit a few spots on the way to my parents. Let me just quickly call home. Ah, don't do that. It's only 1 AM there. Dennis isn't even up yet. Right. I'm just not used to being away from him. Everything's gonna be cool. Your dad was so all over it. I know. He's the best. This place is so amazing. Scenic. What do you wanna show me first? I don't know. It's pretty, but there's really nothing to do once it gets dark. Wait, what's that place?
[9:33]So you're telling me that I can pick between all these different kinds of chips? Yes. How do people decide? Woah. Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies? Johnny, have you tried this slurpee? Not that quickly, hun. It comes in 48 flavors. We have to try them all.
[10:05]Johnny, look! They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars. Hello, world! Awesome. It's totally awesome. You're so lucky, Kal. Hello, world. Holy rabies! This looks like a blast. I don't know, maybe. This can be pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. Of course, I rock these bikes. May I, little dude? Check it out. Oh yeah. This is how I rolled every summer. Woah, woah, woah, woah. I think I scratched it. My turn. Mavis, I told you it took me years to get this good. Well, I'll give it a try.
[11:12]Yeah, yeah. This one is for the coach. Come on. We roll. Good time. Come for the ride, you like the show, World. My turn. Together we were born. Rise to the sunshine.
[13:22]I can't believe my dad's saying with someone who's trying to kill him. Yeah, the Zing makes you do crazy things. Really, Johnny? What's most important to understand is that love is an infinite enigma that is beyond our understanding. You and I were two halves, a world apart. But then, we followed the strands of destiny and were brought together. And our halves made one whole. But what if she and he You must release all the negativity and look within. Your bond is unbreakable. Right, honey. Oh, thanks. Woah, cutie ear, hun. Holy rabies! Holy rabies! You're never gonna believe it. What? What's going on? Johnny, you better sit down for this. Babe, you're freaking me out here. Dad is gonna retire and leave us the hotel. Really? Both of us? Are you sure? Of course. Why wouldn't he?
[14:53]Oh, uh, I don't know. I guess he just never got the feeling that he really thought of me is, you know, part of the family. What are you talking about? Of course you're part of the family. No, I know, but you know how cranky things is sometimes? I mean, it feels like I am, but not really. That's not true. Well, not anymore, is it?
[15:20]We can't spoil the surprise. Right, right, right, right, right. I gotta rock this off. Johnny. Mavis? It's you. It is still you in there, isn't it? Of course it is. Hey, it was fun being a monster for a little bit. I wonder if Van Helsing can adjust this thing so that I'm a monster, but still me. I don't think so. Ah, come on. How about just a tail? No, Johnny. You're perfect, just the way you are. I love you, Johnny Stein. You know what? As long as we're all together, we'll be happy anywhere, even at the hotel. So. Cause I'm in love with a monster. Holy rabies, holy rabies. You're never gonna believe it. What? What's going on?
