[0:11]Progress over perfection. Alia ki picture hai ye? Ha ye meri picture hai. Wow Alia. Kya baat hai yaar, kya flexibility hai? Ha. Dikhaaiye comments. Ye blur kiya hai? Only funny comments are invited. Mai Mai samajh gaya madam aap circus dikha rahi hain, ab iske beech mein se kutta niklega.
[0:35]Kisi ne reply bhi kiya hai, kehte nikal ja phir dekh kya raha hai.
[0:41]Fabulous. Mai agar itna flexible ho jaun toh paisa bachaane ke liye suitcase mein chala jaun.
[0:49]Fabulous, fabulous. Aur dikhaaiye.
[0:55]Mujhe piche ghadi dikh rahi hai. Dopahar ke 1 baj gaye hain. Yeh yoga ka nahi khana khaane ka time hai.
[1:03]Wah. So dantal. Aaryabhatt ne zero isiliye dhundha tha, ek din Alia Bhatt us par exercise karegi. Lably. Very creative. Triangle toh ban gayi ab square ban ke dikhao toh manu.
[1:21]Aur aage dikhaaiye. Oh. Thank you, Rajamouli Gharu and Ranveer Singh for gracing our event and making it a grand spectacle. Spectacle kya hota hai Archana ji? Matlab, like a Nazara. Ek khoob, badhiya nazara. Ek bada sa spectacle. Okay. Okay. Niche comments padhte hain.
[1:42]Ram Charan be like, Bhai baniyan aur shirt bhi aate hain jo suit ke andar pehne jaate hain.
[1:52]Choti ke niche choti, choti ke upar choti. Niche wali choti hai upar wali se choti toh batao kitni choti.
[2:01]Bhai, idhar choti hai, udhar choti hai. Chep, do chotiyo mein yeh kisne chot kiya? Too creative. How much. Aur aur dikhaaiye.
[2:12]Kitni bhi mehngi gaadi le lo, photo khichane ke liye bonnet pe hi baithna padta hai.
[2:19]Good one, good one. Superb. Ranveer ne aaj ladkiyon ke kapde nahi pehne toh unke jaisi choti rakh li.
[2:29]Aur dikhaaiye.
[2:32]Oh my God. Been ages since I wore an ID card. My first ever on sets. Kyiv diaries. Last leg of shoot, RRR movie. Okay. Achha, yeh jo gaane ka shoot karne gaye the aap Ukraine na? Ukraine mein.
[2:44]I'd card Lekapothey allow cheyara sir set ki.
[2:50]Matlab? Matlab agar ID card nahi hai toh set pe allow nahi karte. Okay. Achha, they won't allow you on the set. Sir ID toh thik hai. OTP aur password kisi ko na bataaye.
[3:03]Sir aapko ID card kyu pehnaya? Aapke naam se set par koi aur khana kha raha tha kya?
[3:22]Aur.
[3:27]There's more? Sir aapko I card ki zaroorat nahi. Aap hamare star hain. Yeh toh unko suit karta hai jo credit card bechne aate hain. Aur dikhaaiye aage. 18 years. Student No 1 released today. Coincidentally we are in RFC. So much has changed. He's grown learner, me older and both wiser. Oh wow. Chaliye. Comments padhte hain.
[3:47]Sir kitne saal se script hi discuss kar rahe ho shooting kab karoge?
[3:54]18 saal ho gaye, yeh film ban rahi hai ya court case chal raha hai?
[4:01]Aisi kaunsi script likh di ki unko samjhane mein aapki Daadhi aur baal safed ho gaye? Aur dikhaaiye.
[4:10]Throwback to when masks were skincare and people were kind. Okay. Dikhaaiye comments. Yeh muh pe dosa kyu lagaaya hai?
[4:38]Areee inhe koi batao, mask se muh aur naak dhakte hain. Aliaaa Bhoot. Aap Bhoot Bhoot sundar lag rahi ho. Kaisa laga mera mazaak? Niche kisi ne reply kiya chup bhootni ke.
[4:54]Kaise maan loon aap Alia Bhatt hain? Muh dho ke mujhe video call karo. Niche usne number bhi likha hua hai blur kiya hua hai. Idhar cheeky ka hai. Aur dikhaaiye. Bad Boy wishing you a very happy birthday. Lots of love to actor Prabhas. Okay. Dikhaaiye comments.
[5:18]Jab party mein aapki crush aa jaye. Prabhas be like, Badhai ho bhai tumko bhi Rajamouli ki film mil gayi, ab toh paisa hi paisa hoga. Aur dikhaaiye.
[5:33]Wow. Cinderella never wished for a prince, all she asked for was a new dress and night out. Wow, nice. Nice picture. Dikhaaiye comments. Aapne zyada kapda waste kar diya. Jitna kapda udh raha hai, usmein aadmi ki lungi ban jaati.
[5:52]Good God. Waah, aap toh jahan bhi baith jao wahin pe Shatranj khel sakte ho. It happened. Aise kapde pehen ke ladkiyan jab ramp par chalti hain toh saath mein poccha bhi lag jaata hai. Swachh Bharat. Swachh Bharat. Aur dikhaaiye.
[6:12]Aapki dress acchi lag rahi hai, yeh Manish Malhotra ka kapda hai? Kisi ne likha nahi, parde ka kapda hai.
[6:20]Kuch bhi kaho, aise kapdo mein heroine hi acchi lagti hai, hamari wali ko toh pata hi na chale baaju kahan se nikaalein aur pair kahan se nikaalein hai. Aur? Wow, superb.
