[0:03]Uh, how's it going? Good. I live here in Los Angeles, and uh, I was walking through my neighborhood, down the sidewalk. And I was passing this guy, and right when we were passing each other, right when we were passing each other, he said to me, Huh, they've a little titties. I thought she was a man. It's like, okay. Okay, if you think that, and okay, if you say that to yourself. But that thought had to go through several layers of filters in his mind, a checklist, and he still decided. Yeah, I'm going to need to say this. Like, think of all the things he decided not to say. Things like, good afternoon. Or, um, oh, I was going to say something, but I decided not to. Nope. He went with, huh, them a little titties. I thought she was a man. All my uh, friends are having kids, and um, they always send email updates. And I love getting those. I do. What I can't stand is when they include the question, Can you believe it? Caitlyn is starting kindergarten this year. Can you believe it? I don't know. I mean, what is she about five? That sounds about right. Yeah, I can believe that. But if they were to, if they were to email me and be like, Caitlyn, has never grown any bigger since the day she was born. Never spoken a word at all in her life. She's graduating from college today. Can you believe it? I mean, like, oh my God, no. I can't believe that. Send more photos. But can I believe that Caitlyn is following the natural progression of life? Yeah, I can totally wrap my head around that. Do you guys like impressions? Oh, good. I love when people do impressions, they tell you the name of the impression, and then one second later, they tell you the name of the impression again. Like you're going to forget. So this is my impression of a person doing impressions. My impression of a person doing impressions.
[3:19]Do you guys like impressions? Yeah? You do? Okay, good. This is my impression of a person doing impressions. My impression of a person doing impressions.
[3:46]Do you guys like impressions? Oh, good. You're going to like this. This is my impression of a person doing impressions. No, actually, I have three impressions aside from that one that I just nailed. The first one is a spring. A spring. Please be quiet. A spring.
[4:23]And that's my worst one. They're even better. It goes, it goes up from here. Second impression is curtains opening. Curtains opening.
[4:42]Curtains opening. That one's really pretty good. My third and final impression is a clown horn. Clown horn.
[5:20]If you don't like that, then you just don't want joy in your heart. Thank you. That was fantastic. Thank you. Tig Notaro, ladies and gentlemen.
