[0:00]This program contains strong language, sexual scenes and references from the outset and throughout. Geordie Shore. We out! Oh, cross.
[0:13]I am fucking shit at this. No, don't do it! Oh my god, go, go away! Fuck off! Obviously, Nathan's never heard of the expression, first impressions count, because he pissed himself last night, and now he's crawling around nice rink. Mate, this is embarrassing. Fuck it, how slow is that? Why are you going so fast? I don't know why you're doing it. Where is Chloe? I can't wait to see the reaction on the faces. I'm like Jane Torville, but better looking. Hi, Chloe.
[0:43]I'm ready for this, I'm going to tear up the ice.
[0:48]The fu.
[0:54]What the fuck is going on? Chloe is pure unreal ice skin. I might walk me chopper in the freezer, and get to do some fucking pirouettes on it. Chloe's gone from not being able to stand up straight, to this beautiful graceful swan and ice. I didn't expect that. May way.
[1:14]I can tell they're impressed. What can I say? I've got lush presentation. It's all finally coming together. The planet that Chloe comes from is made of ice. That explains why she can't walk on concrete, but she's gliding around this ice ring. Chloe is so good at this. I wasn't expecting that.
[1:37]Oh, what's going on?
[1:40]Geordie Shore. We out!
[1:47]Woohoo! What the fuck? How do you do that with your legs? Fucking hell. I knew Chloe could ice skate, but I didn't know she was this good. Who would have thought it, because she can barely stand up at the best of times.
[2:08]Ah, fuck it. Your turn. I really don't want to do this, because I know I'm going to be shit, but for you, Chloe, I'll give it my best shot. Go on then, take the belt.
[2:24]Oh, I don't like this. Fuck me! Fuck off! The last time I seen Sam like that, he had way too many shots of tequila.
[2:44]What a twat! Chloe, Chloe! Oh, I didn't fall. Let's see your spin.
[2:54]How do you do that? Let's put this where you won't be doing that by the end of session. Oh, Geordie Shore! We are out!
[3:07]This seemed like a really good idea back at the house. But now that I'm actually stepping on the ice, I'm shitting myself.
[3:16]Can we just come in the gym or something I'm good at?
[3:26]Lew. Hello. I've got me sexy dress on, I'm doing triple axles, I'm spinning around. Let's just see if Louis feels my moves.
[3:39]You got it perfect to me as well then that was quite good, you know. Seeing her do her stuff on the ice, she is fit. Actually, should do a spin. Right, so I'm going to put me weight on that one, yeah? And do what with that? Push it.
[3:56]Oh my god! What is punishing me? What is doing that for? Listen, if you're going to come that close to a beginner and ask him to spin on ice. On ice. What are you going to expect? Come on, get me off, get me off here, please.
