[0:00]How old are you? Two. What are you eating right now? Chocolate! Chocolate. Yeah. Do you like talking on the phone? Yeah. Who do you call? It's grandma. It's grandma. And who is it? Oh! Rain! Hello, Grandma. It's Garrett. Oh, okay. Her took shower. Mommy showered and her towel. Bye, Grandma. What's your name? Mommy, shower.
[0:37]Really? Yeah. I love carrots. One, two, four. Go away, Anna. No, go. You not, Anna. Okay? Okay. Elsa? Go away, Anna. I said no, no. Eliza, what do you like about Jack? His head is so soft. Does he cry sometimes? A booger he cry. Do you cry when you have boogers? No cry booger. Does he think you're funny? Yes! Does he smell good or bad? Oh, bad! Is he heavy? Yeah, heavy. Yeah. Oh, Jack. No booger. So, what movie did you watch today? Incredibles. Yeah. Incredibles. I love TV. What's in your hair? Um, pigtail. Oh, wow. They're so pretty. All done, carrot. Do you know what time it is? Two, one. What's your favorite book to read? Nemo. Come, Nemo, for back. I did wow.
[2:04]Is one of your favorite foods pickles? Yeah. What else do you like to eat? Pretzels. Nuts. Nuts. Nuts. Milk. You like milk? Yeah. I drink milk. How about you ask me nicely? Please. Good. Want this? You're getting good at whining now that you're two and a half. What do you say? Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, heavy. I sit. Okay. Oh, fall, Jack! Jack, don't fall down! Don't fall, Jack! Oh, fall, Jack! No fall, no fall, Jack! No fall, Jack! No fall, Jack! Okay, no fall. Are you bossy? No. Does he think you're cute? Yeah, I'm funny. Can you give him a kiss on the... Oh, he liked that. What do you love about Dad? Um, my daddy is fun! Oh, really?
[3:17]Is daddy funny or silly? Silly! He's silly? Is daddy ugly or handsome? Silly! Silly.
[3:38]Do you love Mommy or Daddy more? Um, Daddy! What? Let me ask you this again. Do you like Daddy or Mommy more? Daddy! No! Third time's a charm. Do you like Daddy or Mommy more? Daddy! No! I'm gonna hold you right here until you say you love me. Do you love Mommy? Do you love Mommy? Do you love Mommy? Do you love Mommy? Oh, that good! Oh, good! Oh, good! Do you love humidifiers or something? Yeah. Do you like jumping on beds? What do you think of the political climate today? Um, I dread. I have another question. What? What do you think of Trump's presidency? Um, more questions. Eliza, this is the conclusion of your two and a half year update interview. I think you did great. Saying goodbye, blow kisses.
[4:46]Oh, boy. Tickle. Yeah, tickle.
[5:04]Eliza, are you a good big sister?
