[0:00]Look, ramps! We can use these as ramps!
[0:06]Miles Tails Prower, you are supposed to be of high intellect. So if you know what's good for you, you will listen to my words. Sonic is running with haste and has encountered some ramps, which he then pointed out. He made it clear that he too saw the ramps. So what possessed you to say that the ramps are viable to be ramps? You are supposed to be the smart one here. You have built many mechanisms and gadgets up to this point. So why is it that you are acting with such idiocy? What is it that you are trying to dot convey by saying the ramps can be used as ramps? That is clearly what they are. What else can they be used for? What did you think they were? Everyone relies on you to be intelligent. You are an important asset to Sonic's team, not only as a brother, but because your intelligence rivals that of Dr. Ivo. Robotnik. And here you are, stating the obvious as if we all don't have eyes. You have disappointed us all. You should feel ashamed for the absolute stupidity of the statement you have just made. Two-tailed fox, tread lightly. From this moment onwards, you have disgusted me with this interaction between you and Sonic.
[1:03]I didn't listen. Red, we need a leader. Wait a minute. I'm not a leader. Okay. Big day.
[1:16]You know what we gotta do? We start replacing those kids. Big day. We're gonna be. You had one last chance to walk away, and you blew it. I will make sure that your fear is invincible. I would like to show you what will have if you ever in any circumstance disappointed me again. I will not hesitate to turn you inside out. Try me again, and you will never see the light of day.
[2:59]It's just so horrible. I'm sorry, Lois. I thought if I shook him enough he'd stop crying. I was kinda right. Peter Lowen by Griffin Senior. I recommend you stop right there, or else you will become an urban legend. I come to see how you are treating your one and only daughter, and this is what I see. I see this big bone, fat piece of crap father lighting his own daughter's favorite beanie on fire. What the actual hell is wrong with you? Are you sick in the head? Get out from the back of the car this instant. Or I will turn you into a mere campfire story, do you understand me, Peter? I am everything wrong with this world. I would like to show you what consequences you will have if you ever in any circumstance disappointed me again. I will not hesitate to turn you inside out. Try me again, and you will never see the light of day.
[3:10]Peter Lowen by Griffin. You are gonna pay for killing your son. How fucking stupid can you be to shake a baby? Obviously, it will fucking die. Stop fucking crying. Do you want me to shake you? How would you like it? I have gave you too many chances, you cheeky scallywag. Now you're gonna learn what actual pain is. Farewell, Peter. Ow!
[3:46]Bart, stop. No one's mad at you anymore, right? Yeah, yeah. You know. Jump. Who who said that? Chief Clarence Clancy Wiggum, let's talk. I'm talking to you. Not the badge, not the uniform, not the cartoon laughs or the donut crumbs on your shirt. You, the man who is supposed to represent safety, judgment and responsibility in Springfield, you stood there, an adult, a police chief, a man entrusted with protecting people, and you told Bart Simpson, a child, to jump from a water tower. Let that sink in. A kid, a water tower, and the person encouraging him wasn't a reckless peer, wasn't some bully, wasn't another dumb kid trying to show off, it was you. Do you understand how deeply wrong that is? You are not just some guy. You are the authority figure. The uniform makes your words heavier. When you speak, kids listen, not because you're wise, but because you're in power. And instead of using that power to stop something dangerous, you used it to push a child closer to harm. That's not incompetence. That's not a joke gone too far. That's a failure of responsibility on every level. You didn't say, Get down from there. You didn't say, This is unsafe. You didn't say, You could get seriously hurt. No, you encouraged it. You normalized it. You treated a potentially life-threatening situation like entertainment. And Bart, Bart is impulsive. Bart is reckless. Bart is a kid. That's the whole point. Children do stupid things because their brains are still forming, because they don't fully understand consequences, because they trust adults to step in when things get dangerous. You were supposed to be that adult. Instead, you became the worst possible influence in that moment. Do you have any idea what could have happened? A slip, a bad landing, a broken spine, permanent injury, death. You failed the very concept of what a protector is supposed to be. You don't get to laugh this off. You don't get to wave it away with a donut and a chuckle. Because if anyone else, any civilian, had told a kid to jump off a water tower, you'd be the first one pretending to care, pretending to enforce the law. You should have been the voice of reason. You should have been the barrier between a stupid idea and a tragic outcome. You should have been better. So hear this clearly, Chief Wiggum, when you encouraged Bart Simpson to jump, you weren't being funny. And a child deserved more than that from you. Do better, or step aside. Citizens of Springfield, yes, I'm not talking to a crowd anymore. I'm talking to a community that failed a child. You are here too. You stand below Bart Simpson, a kid, reckless, because he doesn't know any better. And instead of reacting like human beings with empathy, with concern, with even the smallest spark of decency, you watched. Worse than that, you encouraged it. Some of you laughed. Some of you cheered. Some of you acted bored, annoyed, or inconvenienced, like Bart's life was just another bit of background noise in your day. Furthermore, some of you, let's not dance around it, acted like you wouldn't mind if he didn't make it. That's not apathy. That's not ignorance. That's cruelty. So don't pretend this was just Wiggum being Wiggum. Don't hide behind the idea that that's just Springfield. A whole town shows indifference, ridicule, and cruelty over responsibility. And that's worse than one bad cop, because one failure is a mistake. But a crowd ignoring a child in danger, that's a choice, and you all made it. You all are disrespectful, and you all should go fucking kill yourselves.
[7:00]Snapchat puts a fake dog tongue on you? How'd you like a real one? Listen here, Brian Griffin. Not only was that joke completely inappropriate and unnecessary, but you deliberately made underage girls feel uncomfortable, you pedophilic piece of shit.
[7:19]Your words are what the world will choose to remember you by. No matter how much you think you're a misunderstood writer, nobody will ever see you as anything besides a creep.
