You’ve discovered a dead god!

[0:00]Congratulations! You've found the remains of a dead god! Whether you killed it or simply came across it, you're in for one heck of a payday! But don't get too eager. Even in death, the forms of gods are frightfully hazardous things to feast upon. Before you let your greed get the best of you, remember the D.E.A.D. Deceased Deity Extraction process. D - Determine. First, determine what type of God you're dealing with! Is it a true, false, or pseudo-god? What was its domain of power? Learn as much as you can about the thing in front of you before diving in! E - Evaluate. Based on what you learn, evaluate the potential risks! Are you dealing with unstable latent divine energy, still resonating within the remains of a true god's physical form? Or the grief-maddened followers of a defeated false god? Could a pseudogod's fully divine patron be on their way to collect what remains of their invested power? The possibilities for danger are practically endless, so take your time. A - Adapt. Adjust your strategy based on your evaluation - and don't attempt to loot the deceased deity if you find yourself unprepared for the situation at hand. You can't benefit from looting a dead god if looting it annihilates you in the process! D - Decide. Once you have a plan, decide what you're doing, and stick with it. The energy disturbances surrounding the husks of previously powerful beings will be further unsettled by indecision. Any dithering or wishy-washiness could cause a localized causality spasm, potentially erasing you and your prize from existence. Good luck out there, and happy looting! This has been an educational broadcast by the Pale Lodge.