BREAKING EGG NEWS!!!

[0:19]Good afternoon, everyone. My name is Nancy Williams and today's Egg news host. After months of Gaby's parties every Saturday night, they have abruptly ended with no reason to be seen. And constantly, tragedy has not stopped since. Last night, Myrtle Wilson was murdered brutally by an automobile accident caused by famously by Jay Gatsby's yellow car. Who talking about Jay Gatsby, I will now send over to Michelle, who is currently at the scene of Jay Gatsby's death himself. Thanks, Nancy. I'm here at the scene with the body of Jay Gatsby, who has been presumably shot by a man named George Wilson earlier this evening. Um, George shot Gatsby in the pool and presumably went and shot himself following the murder. Uh, investigations are still going on, so until the police have given us a full report, we can't know exactly what happened, but it seems pretty obvious that that is what occurred. Well, yes, tragedy has struck all over Egg Counties. I would like to end today's episode with a happy note. The weather should we go down soon in the following days with an up breeze coming and decreasing the heat that we've been all feeling this last few days. Tension should be down soon. That was today's episode of Egg news, everyone. I hope you have a good afternoon. Goodbye.