Diego Gets Mugged | Awkward Puppets

[0:03]Give me your money, bitch. Oh, calm down, bro. You calm down. Just hurry up. Are you a black guy? Are you serious? What? What? Just cuz I'm robbing you mean I'm black? Wow. I mean. Why would you think that? I don't know, maybe because you're robbing me and you're black. How you know I wasn't a white guy? Cuz bro, you you talk black. Excuse me. Talk black. Sorry, sorry. I mean, talk African-American. I didn't know black was a language. Look, man, I didn't mean to offend you, okay? I was nervous. How would you feel if I just assumed you was a gardener? I am a gardener. How would you feel if I assumed you was in a Mariachi band? I'd be fine with it. I love Mariachi. How would you feel if I assumed you was illegal? Oh, okay. Calm down. That's too far. What have we been talking about? Doesn't feel too good, does it? Okay, how would you feel if I assumed you need to pay child support? How would you feel if I assumed all you did was get drunk and watch soccer? How would you feel if I assumed you only eat chicken and watermelon? How would you feel if I assumed you only eat tacos and and and fajitas? How would you Damn, I could really go for a taco right now, actually. Hey, actually, I I could do the same. There's actually an amazing taco truck down the street. Oh, really? I gotta check that out. You probably won't like it though, cuz they don't have grape soda. You know the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner? What? Stoners have papers. You know the difference to a black father and a boomerang? What's that? A boomerang comes back. What's your favorite band? Juan Direction. What's really long and black? The line at KFC. That that one's kind of funny. I I like that one. It's good, right? I like Juan Direction, I'm not gonna lie. It was a good one, right? Yeah, it wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. See, man, it's okay to laugh at each other sometimes. As long as after all the ignorant jokes and stupid comments, we actually respect each other. Wow. That was beautiful. Now give me your money, bitch. Are you serious? Yeah, man, I gotta pay this child support. I knew it.