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The Body Skit

Johnathan Dixon

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[0:01]I am the ears, the most important part of the body. I am the mouth, the mouth, the most important part of the body. I am the hand, the most important part of the body.

[0:35]I have a quick announcement, okay? I am the feet, the most important part of the body. Without me, you couldn't walk to school, you can play soccer with your friends. No, no, no. It's about the ears. I am clearly the most important part of the body. I mean, without me, how could you hear what I was saying right now? The ears are the most. All right. I've heard enough. It's all about the mouth. You guys, the mouth is the most important part of the body. Without me, you couldn't talk to your friend. You couldn't say. I am the hands, by all means, the most important part of the body. Let me tell you why. With the hands, you can do so much stuff. We are so versatile. We are amazing. We are the best. I have seen enough. It's the eyes. The most important part of the body. Without me, you couldn't even see. How could you if you couldn't see? You can't see your friends. You couldn't see your mom. The eyes are the most important part of the body. So, while you guys were rambling on about how great you were, I I I noticed something really important. I noticed something. You know, it's getting kind of crowded up here.

[1:53]Oh, that's very true. I I I need my space, so I'm thinking we don't need somebody.

[2:02]Wait a minute. No, wait. Why?

[2:06]I think we don't need the eyes. What? Why?

[2:11]Okay, you remember when you were playing soccer, we were playing kickball, and then someone someone went in to kick the ball and dust flew in your eyes. Yes, yes, yes.

[2:21]How about this? How about this? When you wake up early in the morning at like 5:00 as you got to go to meeting, and then and then you feel these crusty things coming out your eyes. It's the eyes. Yeah, it's the eyes. We don't need the eyes.

[2:39]No, you're right. We don't need the eyes, guys, so. We don't need the eyes. Bye bye. Bye eyes. Bye. Oh my goodness.

[2:51]I just can't see my homies. Oh my goodness. No, no. Stop talking, guys. I can't see my homie. I can't see my homie.

[3:06]Oh, my goodness. Oh, I can't believe it. Hurry. We do need the eyes.

[3:16]On three. One, two, three. Oh eyes. Yes. We need you. Please come back. Oh, I suppose I can come back.

[3:37]So as I was seeing my way to the bathroom over there, you know what? I had an idea. There is someone that we do not need up here. I mean, you know what? Can you guess who it is? You know sometimes you get in trouble for touching something you weren't supposed to touch. Right. You know sometimes you put your hands in on the table and it gets hurt or something like that? Yeah. So you know who we don't need? The hand. What? It always gets us in trouble for touching things we're not supposed to touch. That is true. Wave goodbye. Bye hands. I'm sorry. I don't think so. That's the best part. I don't think so. It's the hand. I have it here. I'm gonna tell you a story about my ears. One time I was going. Yeah, one time I was going down. No, I don't know why. Wow. It's okay. We're fine. We're perfect now 'cause I have the mouth.

[4:47]Hey, come on, you guys.

[4:50]Give us a hug.

[4:54]You owed me some money.

[5:05]Oh, why are you being rude?

[5:33]Okay, it's not working. It's not working. Oh, man. Okay, we have to find another plan. Come on, you guys. We can do this. Okay, I got an idea. I got an idea. What is it? What is it? Right. So I'm gonna grab the money with my awesome feet. And then I'm gonna throw the money in your mouth. No, no, not the mouth. That's what it was for. No. You guys, listen. I always have to save the day. It's okay. I can just use my ears. I mean, it's perfect. My ears, they can clearly pick it up. All right, so suction cup ears. Here we go. Suction cup, all right? Ready? Come on, ears. Come on, ears. One, two, three. Go. Hands, wrong idea. I think. Oh, my goodness. Wait, it's not working. Okay, it's not working. All right, guys. I think we kinda need the hands. Yeah. I think we do need the hands. Don't worry. We're gonna get the hand. On three, let's let's call back the hands, okay? One, two, three. Oh, hands. Yeah. We need you. Please come back. Why, certainly. Just grab this so quick. Let me help you out. Oh, wow. So, guys. So certainly. So, while I was actually just standing at the door waiting, I knew you're gonna call me back. So, I was just over there. But while I was standing in deep thought, I realized something that feet, you know, you were kinda honest. You know, feet are kinda like the hands a little bit. But anyway, there's someone up here that we do not need. Right? And I think so, too. And while I was there, you know, pontificating. I realized that the person that we do not need is indeed the mouth. Now, let me explain, please. You know how school, right? That one kid that's always in. Wow. That person messes it up for recess. For us to go. What is the problem?

[7:46]And every morning, and every night, how that breath smells so bad. And that one that I promised I never went out of my mouth. If I did not mouth though, I'd be straight. All right, guys. So I think we're going to wave goodbye. All right, with the hand. One, two, three. Bye mouth. I'll see you later. All right, guys. I think we're good now. No. It's all right. Bye.

[9:17]I think you said you need me.

[9:21]Yes. We're so happy you're back.

[9:29]You guys know, while I was there, you know, I was just really talking things through with my with the mouth. And I realized that I know what the problem is. You guys, I know the problem is. You know, there is something wrong with the body, and there is something that I think the solution is to put someone out. Right, right, right. I think I think it's the ears. Wait, no, wait. Yes. You guys, listen. Listen. You know how sometimes we'll start saying things with our mouth that are not good. It's because we heard it with the ear. Listen, listen. Sometimes, have sometimes, when we put our fingers in our ears, we pick out something nasty.

[10:15]I think we'll be a perfect body without the ears. Let's tell them goodbye. Bye ears. All right. I think that I think I think it was the feet. I think you said you need me. Why are you telling me that?

[10:59]You guys are loud. Oh my goodness. Ears. We're so happy you're back, ears. You guys clearly need me. My ears were burning. You know, it really is a little crowded. You know, my my ears can't fully flap up here. I really do think that there's somebody we don't need, you know? I mean, it's obvious though. It has to be the feet. No, we don't need you. You just. Listen, guys, listen. Have you ever been trying to look really cool walking on the playground? You know, you walk in, and then you trip over your own feet. And then the feet, just smell up the whole place.

[11:58]We don't need you. We don't need you. Bye, feet.

[12:07]We can do without you. It's okay. We can do without you.

[12:18]All right, guys. I think we have an idea. That money that Alana gave us? I think we should do something with it.

[12:28]All right. I think a dollar will go like we get a few dollars. Yeah. Come on. All right. So are you ready? I think we're gonna go this way. Okay. One, two, three.

[13:41]I don't see a dollar. I don't see it.

[13:45]I don't hear it. You guys, I'm ready to scream if it comes again. I'm ready. It's okay. I don't see it. I don't hear it. Oh, my goodness.

[14:02]Oh, man. You guys, I lost my ears. You guys have been behaving. Oh, my goodness. Thanks, man. We don't even need it. But you guys, after all of that, I felt like I was really about to die. And you know, I I'm really sorry. I just want to apologize. You know, hands, we really need you because without you, we wouldn't be able to write letters to our loved ones. We wouldn't be able to wave goodbye or give people hugs.

[15:11]You're so important. Feet, I I said some really mean things about you. We do need you. If it wasn't for you, we couldn't walk to our friend's house. We couldn't spread the love of God. Man, I'm so sorry, feet. Do you forgive me? Thanks, ears. And uh it's been your turn. So, eyes, sorry about uh sorry about kicking you out.

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