[0:00]I've watched this reel like 1 million times already. No, you didn't. This video is only 6 seconds long. So 6 * 1 million is 6 million seconds. Then 6 million / 60 is 100,000 minutes. So 100,000 / 60 is 1666.67 hours. And 1666.67 / 24 is 69.44 days. Then 69.44 divided by 30 is 2.3 months. But this video came out just 2 days ago, so you lied. You should be ashamed of yourself.
[0:24]Unless he watched it at 34.72 X speed.
[0:30]But you only can do 2X speed.
[0:39]But you can download it and speed it up.
[0:47]It could not have ever been in under one day.
[0:52]Unless he got 35.0023774 phones to watch at the same time or half the number of phones for two times speed.
[1:00]Unless one of the phones died, then it would cause a reaction for multiple phones to die if they are all at 100%, then by the end it would have been 7% or less. But with the time of setting up all those phones, they would have all died by the time he was finished.
[1:11]Unless you have a strong battery.
[1:16]But the human eye can't process that many screens at the same time? And who has that much phone, be for real?
[1:24]Yes, they can. Birds eye view, or have them all as tabs on a single monitor.
[1:31]You can't be a bird, bro. And if you try to open 35 tabs, the screen will be so small you'll need a microscope just to find the "X" button. Good luck navigating that digital graveyard!
[1:42]Unless bro lied.
[1:50]Wait, what if he lied to the lie?
[1:57]Other than that, the data used for a short is 5-25 MB, so average of that is 15. So if he truly watched it a million times, he used 15 million MB, which is 15,000 GB, and data in the US is $6 per GB. So 6 * 15,000 is 90,000. So either he wasted 90k data on a short plus all the phones, or he simply lied. I WIN.
[2:13]Unless the video was a reposted or stolen one. Therefore, giving him much more time to watch, making the 1 million times watched claim possible.
