[0:00]I do have a cat that's not a joke, it's reality.
[0:20]available. Women are exactly like dogs. We're exactly like dogs. We're like, hey, where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? I'm going to wait right here. I'm going to wait right here. I'm going to wait right here. I'm going to wait right here. I'm going to wait right here. I'm going to wait right here. My shoes.
[0:38]And guys, you're like cats. You're like, oh, you're home. Okay, uh, so this is what's going to happen. You're going to feed me, then I'm going to stare at the window at nothing, then I'm going to pass out in the bathroom, deal? Is that a deal? Women are like dogs, we clean up after ourselves, right, ladies? You ever seen a dog vomit, eats that shit right back up. Usually does it in private, vomits, eats it up, no evidence. You don't even know what's happened. Guys are like cats, you'll just puke anywhere and make a big fucking scene about it. And then you're like, oh god, can you clean that up? It's so gross. I don't want to touch it. Here comes the dog. I got it. I got it. Girls are like dogs, we need to be groomed, shampooed, conditioned, blow-dry, fluffy. Guys are like cats, you're like, what, I'm dirty? Am I dirty? Let's go. I'm fucking ready.
