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Chị em Macau

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[0:04]Là con heo nước câm. Trần Trà, Trần Trà, Trần Trà. Tập 2 nha quý vị. Tập 2. Hú cút mọi. Tập hè on the man.

[0:18]Trời trời trời trời mẹ em bận nón lá mà cao, về chuyện này không biết lên em sao? Nói anh nghe em mấy đứa còn nhỏ báo, đi tiếp nấu mèo má nó đông Lào. Không cần biết mẹ em sẽ ra sao, chị em em lúc nào cũng xong xáo. Thằng nào láo thì em cho ăn cháo, còn bố láo thì em cho ăn cháo.

[0:32]Anh em mình đến từ Đồng Lao thì chị em em cũng tới tận Cà Mau. Thích thì ghét chứ không có lòng vòng, nói một tiếng là bay bộ đồ lòng. Ở quán em không có bán mồi sống, khách tới đây là không có lòng vòng. Luôn sẵn sàng ở chế độ săn rồng và bật lại nó lấy từ thành công.

[0:46]Rồi bàn lớn đảm bảo là bao no, cụng ngang ly thì để chị em lo. Cần rap thì để em show cho, có gì đâu mà phải lo chuyện nhỏ. Không có sự lựa chọn cho mày đâu. Tao không nhặn để tiếp con rề nâu, cũng không muốn đi đâu buồn ai đâu. Cứ ba vậy chúng mình vậy lâu.

[1:00]Chỉ có em ở vùng mang cao, kể mày nghe cuộc đời chị em tao. Lúc trước thì đầu đường mà xó chợ, giờ xuất hiện khi chỗ nào có tiền. Là con chó sẵn sàng bắt chấp, nhân thật thà chứ không có chần cáp. Ông thung đá làm loại bánh trà chanh. Chỉ mong sao để có ế chành ban. 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