[0:02]Push that button there. Again. All right. Hello. Is this thing on? Oh, there's the red dot. Hello, Cookie Runners. So, I've been seeing a lot of claims about me lately, and I just want to say, you are all being bamboozled. I mean, look at this. Me, having my own Villains Wiki page? Someone has too much time on their hands. The audacity. Don't believe everything you hear. Except from me. I can't stand idly by and let the public twist my actions to fit their narrative. So, I wanted to come on here and set the record straight. My team didn't want me to do this, but hey, I owe it to you, my lovely fans, to hear the truth directly from moi. Surely I, the Master of Deceit, would never lie to you. Okay, to start off with all this Silver Kingdom drama, I think it's all being blown a bit too much out of proportion. How would you feel if you were stuck in a boring tree for who knows how long with a bunch of other bozos? It'll do a number on ya, for sure. Maybe I was a little bit too aggressive when I first got out, but hey, can you blame me? No one's prepared for that much emotional regulation. Let's be real. I mean, look at the Silver Kingdom. More like Bronze Kingdom, at best. I had to turn the cookies into clowns just to liven up the place a bit. I just I It's just not fair. I just can't help that I'm the smartest, most powerful and extremely handsome Cookie. With great power comes great responsibility, and that is a lot of pressure to handle sometimes, you know? I'm okay. I'm okay.
[1:56]My supporters, shout out to my minions, know the real me, and they know that I'm just passionate and driven. The truth is, the world is built upon lies, and as the Fount of Knowledge, it's my duty to shepherd all the Cookies in the right direction. A lot of you didn't approve of me sending my silly Vanilly falling off the Spire of Deceit. But, se la vie. Some things happen for a reason, and hey, he came out of that better than expected. He was a total pushover before, am I right? And how does he repay my kindness, you ask? By lying to me. That's right. Who's the real hypocrite here? I unfollowed him right away. Look, everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days. Nobody's perfect, but that's what makes us Cookies. It's not a crime to be, uh, enthusiastic about making the world a better place for me. Who said that? Most recently, I've been accused of, quote, "inflicting cookies with a lethal dose of deceit to torture their minds," end quote. Okay, first of all, it wasn't lethal. It was just really, really, really, really painful. There's a difference. And second of all, did we ever stop to consider that maybe they had it coming? For the minority who don't agree, whatever, okay, I'll apologize. I'm so sorry that the Kaleidoscope of the Void made you feel hurt. Boo hoo, move on already. As for everyone complaining about my harsh comments to those Ancient Cookie flops, take a chill jelly. Roasting is based off the truth and also a form of flattery. Because I'm a big fan of what losers they are. So sorry, not sorry that they couldn't handle it. My time spent on the run after being tricked by silly Vanilly has given me the time to reflect on my own shortcomings. I know I've changed. Whether you forgive me or not, don't I deserve some credit for being the first Beast Cookie to apologize? Put that on the Villains Wiki. Honestly, it was not my intention to upset you all that much. So, I'll be taking some time off from Cookie Run Kingdom to go on vacation. In the beautiful Tropical Soda Islands, and reflect and think deeply about how I can do better to complete my own agenda. Who said that? And when I come back, I'll start off fresh and with a new outlook on Cookiekind. The show must go on. Make sure to like and subscribe for my next video drop. Love you all, Cookie Runners. Bye for now.
