[0:03]Relationship, girlfriend, boyfriend. Internet per tum ye bhar-bhar ke dekhne ko mil jayega. 12 saal ke bache aaj bandi ghuma rahe hain, zor-zor se ghuma rahe hain. Pyaar bhari baatein ho rahi hai. Oye Sukhi tu kahe toh tere liye chaand sitaare tod lau, tujhe apne cream wale biscuit de doon. Oh nahi yaar cream wale biscuit nahi. Tu kahe toh tere liye seene pe goli kha loon. Sunny. Ha Mummy. Fir se pant me moot liya na tu aaj school mein? Arre baap re, Sukhi chal kal seene pe goli khaunga tere liye. Abhi bye. Mummy wo Ali ki susu hai. Ali kaise moot raha hai teri pant mein? Goli barabar ke bache seene pe goli khane ki baatein kar rahe hain. Bhai jab main 12 saal ka tha main sochta tha yeh Uncle Chips konsa uncle banae ja raha hai aur itni sari kaise bana raha hai. Mera naam hai Uncle Chips. Waise toh zyada tar samay chips banane aur bachchon ke sath mausum pie mausum pie khelne mein chala jata hai. Lekin khali time mein main khud ko guddguda bhi leta hu, dekhna chahoge? Hehehe hehe hehe. Arre Maa re, arre bas karo bhai, hahahahahha.
[1:02]Bhai jab main chota tha mujhse eye contact tak nahi hota tha ladkiyon se. Oye, wo mujhe pasand hai. Kon? Virat. Nahi yaar Virat nahi. Virat toh Minnu ko pasand hai. Goli. Arre Goli nahi Kohli. Nahi, agar do goli asthma ki ek sath khaoge, toh tumhe halka lagega. Hmm hmm hmm. Minnu ajeeb se muh banake apne kacche mein hagana band kar. Eh. Arre tu Virat ke piche dekh yaar. Shilpi. Haan, haan, bol kya usko. Achcha, ruk, jaata hu. Oye Shilpi, wo mera dost. Wo, uh, mujhe Gali Gali Sim Sim bahut pasand hai. Chal bye. Yeh ajeeb sa ladka tujhe kya bolke gaya? Bola Gali Gali Sim Sim use bahut pasand hai. Aur ye ajeeb si badbu kahan se aa rahi hai? Lagta hai usne kacche mein hag liya hoga. Relationship ke asli drama toh tumhe 16 se lekar 19 saal tak ke balakon mein milenge. Pehle ye bolte hai, pehla pyaar jhootha hota hai. Sahi baat hai. Phir in namuno ko har dusri ladki se pyaar ho jata hai. Ladki dekhenge tak nahi. I love you. Arre ye kya ek aur badbola bacha mere pyaar mein pad gaya. Lekin ab usme ye bhi kya karega. Mai hu hi itna sundar, special. Aur kya tumne mera dusra sir dekha? Chukandar. Aah iski maa ka, o hello meri maa ka nahi, aapki maa ka. Sakeena ka. Kya aap log hamare Sakinaka group mein donate karna pasand karenge? Hum budhe logo ko normally rehna sikhate hai. Dube ji apne pairo ke bal chaliye. Chal, naaspeeti, main ek mendhak hu. Aur ye main chala. Is age group ke jo couples hote hain na starting mein ek dusre se bahut baatein karenge. Apne jeevan ki ek-ek baatein bata denge ek dusre ko. Tumhe ek baat bataun, mere papa asliyat mein Batman thodi na hai, wo ek chor hai. Heh, arre yaar nahi nahi nahi nahi.
[2:52]Ah, uncle mat karo, sir ghoom raha hai. Zara mujhe usse baat karne do. Timmy beta, ye chor wali baat apne ghar tak hi rakhni hai. Sabko batana nahi hai. Tum isse zara samjha do, jab iska naya boyfriend banega toh use ye chor wali baat pata nahi chalni chahiye. Aur ye, tumhare mata-pita kuch kamate-dhamate nahi hai kya? Tijori se bas ek hi gaddi mili, unhe bolo kuch kamaye-dhamaye. Okay uncle.
[3:16]Waise Timmy mere papa bhi ek police wale hain. Sharma ji ko 1000 baar bola hai mujhe raat mein duty pe nahi bulaye. Mera pet kharab ho jata hai. Vo kya hai, salwar mein krish ki kabar bijju hai, akhir Bhadmunji ka hai kya? Ah, jaang pe maar di re, bladder bhi phod diya, mayi re.
[3:38]Timmy, lagta hai tumhare papa mar gaye. Starting mein ye log ek dusre mein bahut ghusenge. Ek dusre ki bahut zyada care karenge. Kyun kar rahi ho. Kya kar rahi ho? Kuch nahi. Haan. Nahi nahi. Khana khaya tumne? Nahi. Nahi. Tumhe pata nahi hai kya khane mein proteins hote hain? Tum toh lakdi bante ja rahi ho lakdi, ye chawal khao.
[4:18]Protein. Lekin pata hai thode time ke baad ye teenage couple ek dusre se bore ho jate hain. Kyunki starting mein hi ek dusre se itni baatein kar lete hain. Itni zyada care kar lete hain. Aur tab start hota hai toxic relationship. Kuch kha ke aata hu. Toxic relationship ke time pe tumhari har time ladaiyan ho rahi hoti hai. Zyadatar toh kisi naye ladke ya ladki ke aane ki wajah se. Wo ladka kaun hai, usse kyu baat kar rahi ho? Meri marzi kisse baat karna hoga karungi. Sun liya na, chal ab bhaag yahan se, bhaag, bhaag, bhaag, bhaag. Oye badi chhati wale darta nahi hu tere se, theek hai, chat maar raha hai ye, isko samjha le, ye maar raha hai ye toh mereko dard ho raha hai. Teenage mein aksar yahi hota hai. Tum apne girlfriend ya boyfriend ki wajah se apne dosto se dur ho jate ho. Poora time trust apne partner ko de dete ho, but then tumhara partner tumse bore ho jata hai. Use koi naya banda ya bandi mil jata hai aur wo tumhara kaat deta hai. Ultimate katai. Wait, is naam ka toh show ban sakta hai. Aaj ultimate katai mein dekhiye. Heh, tumne toh wo ped kaat diye. Haan toh, uske piche mere nana ji chupe hue the. Hum log Luka Chupi khel rahe the. Achcha toh wo chillane ki awaaz gaane se nahi aa rahi thi. Gaana toh baj bhi nahi raha hai. Kya, kya, kya, kya. Dekhiye sham 6:30 baje. Toxic relationship ke baad tumhara bahut bura breakup ho jata hai. Itne attachments, trust sab khatam. Internet par bhi bas zyadatar do hi prakar ke teenagers milenge. Pehle jo relationship mein hai aur dusre jo single hai, bc. Jaise main. Aur inhi do type ke beech mein kahi na kahi tumhe wo motivation wale bache mil jayenge. Agar tum kisi ko date karne ka soch rahe ho toh tumhe kuch cheeze dhyan mein rakhni hogi varna tum toxic relationship mein phas sakte ho. Number one, starting mein hi overshare karna band karo. Tum jitna apne bare mein kisi ko bataoge tum usse utna hi zyada attach hote jaoge. Aur starting mein tumhe nahi pata hota hai ki samne wala kaisa hai, kya chahta hai, kya wo ek criminal hai? Number two, make sure tumhara partner overreacting na ho. Varna choti-choti chizo ko bhi pahad banne mein time nahi lagega. Number three, tumhara partner koi bhi tum par faltu ke restrictions wagera na lagaye. Aur main pehle hi bata doon ye sare mere apne opinion hai. Main tumhara koi breakup wagera nahi karwana chahta. Aur agar galti se ho bhi jata hai toh tension ki baat nahi hai, tum comment mein apna number chod sakte ho, shayad main tumhe call kar doon. Sirf ladkiyon ke liye bol raha hu, oy. Nahi toh pata chala launde comment kar rahe hain. Bhai 9956 wala number hai naam Manish tu call kar dena raat ko krishi vigyan aur desh ki girti GDP ke bare mein baat karenge Ravi aur mutthu bhi hai apne sath. Please, aise comment karke meri aatma ko aur mat dukhana. Aur video pasand aayi ho toh like kar dena aim karte hai 3 lakh likes ke liye. Aur channel pe naye ho toh subscribe karna apne whatsapp group wagera mein dal dena. Bhai badi mast video hai, do hath jodane wale emoji. Aise daal ke, main milta hu tumse next video mein tab tak ke liye bye.
